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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK Qwotters, I normally ignore you but not today - can you help with a suggestion for the newsletter title?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:22, 74 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
B3ta - like it or InternetLawyerMan will get you.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)
DEAR INTERNET USER
The law punishes WRONGDOERS.
I, INTERNETLAWYERMAN simply FACILITATE your path to JUSTICE and access to THE LAW
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)
Less desirable than a north korean missile?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)
but better then the CHEKA.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)
B3TA - THE HONDA ACCORD OF JUSTICE.

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)
you should love me
I had you in the tag.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This!
It'll give /board and /links something to go 'wtf?' about.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)
it's got my vote

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)
Winning post

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)
YES.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)
B3ta - DRIVEN BY THOSE WHO ARE IGNORED (Same as a Honda Accord)
That do you?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)
B3ta - Almost as good as Man Utd

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)
Touché

(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)
rob pops into QOTW/OT to ask advice shocker!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)
*puts out best china*
*plumps cushions*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)
Your second home on the internet

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)
b3ta - more fun than lesbian porn
b3ta - BNP recruitment centre
b3ta - claimable on expenses
b3ta - not 'street', more 'cul-de-sac'
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)
I like the
not 'street'one. alot.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 29 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)
B3TA - Less Corrupt Than The Houses of Parliament
/simples!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)
It's rob!
*runs around screaming*


It's rob it's rob it's rob it's rob etc


*goes to put makeup on*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)
b3ta - Watching Clare Balding balding
Or "Causing Clare Balding's balding"

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8073437.stm

too harsh ?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)
ooh ninja edit
for posterity, L3on said "that'll teach her with her big face"

*runs off and narks to the teacher*
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)
Ha slut
I posted that before reading the news story.

Not even massive faces deserve cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:49, Reply)
Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)
B3ta, just half as bitchy as Susan Boyle
.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)
.
Chopper dyes his pubes ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)
^
This.

Thisthisthisthisthis!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)
^This
.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)
Don't ignore us!
We love you like incest.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)
Actually, I vote for
We love you like incest.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)
b3ta - Sloppy like childbirth
.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)
b3ta off to this one

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)
Like a knife-wound to the buttocks.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)
haha, this ^
.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This so far!
I wish I was witty :-(
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)
Ah, but then you'd have to be like wellgroomedwookiee
It's a price no one wants to pay.
Not even him :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:47, Reply)
You're bloody horrible, you are.
Right, but horrible.

*cries*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)
*bandages your emo wrists*
*buys you a beer when you decide to be sociable again*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This! ^

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)
Topical perfection!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)
"claiming expenses for beef curtains"
topical and a little bit rude.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This week's newsletter title has been deleted.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)
Newsletter with huge cock gets sex regularly!
or

Ooh. That's a nice duck island.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:51, Reply)
Where Everyone's A Winner.

(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is PJM's
just found in an earlier thread:

B3ta: Making "Honda" a verb.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)
great stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)
That
is the BEST line of the tune:

"With fingernails that shine like JUSTICE/and a voice that is dark like tinted glass"

:-D
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)
it's a great song
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)
The B3ta newsletter:
The Down's baby you should have genetically engineered when you had the chance.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)
"Deporting Nick Griffin back to the primordial soup he crawled from"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)
"Like a special hug from your uncle"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Pah
Gone with another Carslberg subject
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Probably afraid of the quality shown here.
Bah humbug etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)
"Imprisoned for centuries deep beneath Camden
Now loosed upon an unsuspecting mankind"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)
The B3ta Newsletter
- Better than that time you touched a real girl on the boobie and told the internet about it.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)
What is this...
...'real girl' thing that you talk about?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)
I hear that they're just like most people on the internet...
Only with smaller jugs and less sweat.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:58, Reply)
B3ta - Better than a 'spicey affair' with a minor

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)
B3ta...
...like the real world but with more mongs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:43, Reply)
More fun than...
...the pole vault at the Special Olympics.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

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