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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm so bored
this week has been a shit one in terms of work related boredom. I've had fuck all to do, which has meant every single little task has dragged interminably.

Fortunately I'm playing a gig tonight, then going to get battered and sleep all of tomorrow morning. Followed by mild DIY and an evening in with the missus.

Recording on sunday I reckon.

What are your plans?
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where..
are you playing?

got sa link for your band?

i got a gig tommorow night and i am going to get so drunk i cannot play my guitar. true rock and roll shambles!
(g-rex, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)
a pub called the old firehouse in exeter
www.myspace.com/dumberthantheaveragebear

I don't like getting too drunk then playing, we have enough trouble remembering all our songs as it is.

the gigs at this place tend to be an hour on, hour off, hour on, finishing at 1, so the getting drunk risk is very high
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...
ncie job. hope it goes well!
(g-rex, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is where the evil cocaine can be fantastic
It saved my arse when DJing loads of times. When you're on at 3am there's no other way of sobering up in an instant that I know of
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)
should be able to function without
our band motto is "wing it" anyway. tonight is going to be experimental, trying out some new songs and stuff, some of which we've only ever played twice, and that was last night
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In my teenage band
One night our bass played fell asleep sat on his amp whilst waiting for me to change a string.

Reet professional, we were....

Fucking great full-colour psychedelic posters for our gigs though. My brother is a talented artist. We never charged more than £1 to get in, because we were crap, I mean, hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)
ha, that sounds good!
you sound like you were about as professional as we are
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we were called Electric Head Funk
and we had no songs - just some riffs that we freaked out over.

We were remarkably popular on the traveller's site/squat party kind of scene - this had nothing at all to do with drug dealing. Or £1 entry fees.

Nothing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)
you sound exactly like the sort of band I'd like to see
!
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I think I may have some bootlegs
and rehearsal recordings somewhere - they are probably excruciatingly bad. I fancied myself as quite the axeman back then. We were a kind of low-rent Ozric Tentacles - in our minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:17, Reply)
awesome

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I am also incredibly bored,
so bored I just read help files on facebook.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:23, Reply)
fuck me
I haven't stooped that low

the annoying thing is, I haven't even really got any work to do to try and alleviate the boredom. I tried doing some, encountered a problem and have had to refer it to someone elsewhere to get instruction on how to proceed.

Everything I have to do is dependant on someone else doing something first.
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Yep, it was a pretty shameful reason to look up stuff as well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Oh and plans for the weekend are,
frisbee in the park tomorrow, then watching Surrogates at about 3pm,
Going to london all day sunday, not sure if I'm staying over or not yet, but probably not.

Payday on Monday.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:25, Reply)
Watching Surrogates?
You spy on pregnant women who can't afford to keep their babies?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)
The new Bruce Willis film,
do you see how I totally ignore your attempts at humour.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)
I've never heard of that film
are you making it up?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Just looked it up
it looks weird...
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)
It looks a bit minority report,
hopefully it's better though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)
I'm not so sure
Robot surrogates doing everything for us? Bruce Willis stepping out of his house for the first time in decades?

It sounds like B3tans, several years from now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)
No it's real,
based on a comic book of the same name.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)
I didn't realise that was out this week
I want to see it. That and Pandorum.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)
I've not heard of Pandorum
/to imdb.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)
It's about Giant chinese panda pirates
Or it isn't. Probably.

EDIT scratch that, it actually looks rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Work, drink, food
in a constant cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:23, Reply)
off to da beach
staying tonight with my friend's boyfriend's hooge house wiv a pool innit
going to find an oceanfront hotel tonight while they GET IT ON
who knows what tomorrow will bring! Probably loads of drinking and promiscuousness
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:24, Reply)
You should totally pretend it's a porn film
and join in with them.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)
I AM planning on taking my video camera, we'll see how that goes.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)
You know the rule:
(Moving) POIDH.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)
it's on the agenda but I plan on drinking far too much and passing out way too early

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)
Tonight: drinking and being naughty.
Tomorrow: shopping and then dinner with friends.
Sunday: not doing household chores and studying.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:24, Reply)
You should text me more photos of your tits while your being naughty.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)
I might not have a free hand though...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)
set up a camera in the corner of the room
and just set it to take pictures every couple of minutes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Well, I can try...
but there's a lot of moving around.
I'll see what I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Or just get one of them to take the photos
I don't want to see any cock mind, just tits.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)
GAY HATER

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)
I plan to replace your girlfriend with a replica made out of natural sponge
just to see how long it takes you to notice.

I'll keep your real girlfriend on the shelf by my bath, and lather her with soap all over my body until you come knocking on my door with your cock trapped in the fake sponge girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:25, Reply)
interesting....

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He would still look smug
even with a life sized sponge replica of his girlfriend stuck to his cock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)
I'd love to see that

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)
if you want to see his cock just ask, maybe he will
you never know
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)
you don't get if you don't ask

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Vipros
Can I please see your cock, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)
when's your birthday?

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Next month

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)
well, if you are a good boy....

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I'm ALWAYS a good boy
I deserve this one little treat, don't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)
little?
you've definitely not seen it before then
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Obviously
or I wouldn't be asking.

Now shut up and whip it out
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)
no camera
and I'm in the office
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Nothing tonight except beer and 360.
I went out last night to a gig so that was my Friday night, on Thursday.
Tomorrow should be meeting up with a ladyfriend.
Sunday has endless possibilities.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Thursdays are the new fridays,
p.s. anyone who uses the term "ladyfriend" even ironically sounds like a twat.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)
thursdays have been the new fridays since before I went to university in 2000
get with the times
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well I didn't know what to put for
girl who is not my girl friend but may possibly have sexytimes with
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)
"slut"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)
hooker?

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she's a friend,
just I don't want to go out with her and sexytimes aren't guaranteed but possible.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)
So Vipros is right?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)
Yes

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)
More wailing and gnashing of teeth for me.
Some mild head banging against the wall with a little hair pulling if I can fit it in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:33, Reply)
I'm going to try all of those.
If you try first, let me know how you get on.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:34, Reply)
are you talking about passionate and aggressive sex?
I hope you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)
I just realised they are some of my favourite things in sex
But I don't think that's what me or BGB initially had in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)
it's so hard to find a man these days to treat you like the bitch you are
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)
divine when you get it...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)
you bitch

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Ask a guy to bite you and they look at you like you're wrong in the head.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)
Well, you were asking a checkout guy at ASDA.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)
Yeah but he did ask me if I wanted help with anything.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)
yeah
It's just gold when you find one who does it without asking.
Not so good when you have to spend a week in long sleeves because he broke the rules and did one on your arm...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)
if you want us to bite we want fingernails down the back
oooh not a rulebreaker. Doing unexpected stuff is one of the best things.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)
Fingernails just happens anyway
Even when you're a pair of normals.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)
Not if you're my ex
if she was a Little Miss she'd have been Little Miss Vanilla Sex
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)
Could it not be coaxed out of her?
I was a late starter. Maybe she was too. A lot of people don't know they need the dark side.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)
it's most enjoyable showing them that they do
:-D
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Fuckin ell
Is everyone at it on OT??
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)
Currently, no.
I'm at work.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)
You know what i meant
You bellend!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Also no
I'm single, nearly everyone I know is taken. Although am going on a datey type thing with a friend tomorrow so things are looking up.
I take it you're getting plenty of biting fun :-(
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
Ooh, a date!
I hope she's a minx. I won't be getting any bites for weeeeeeeks. Which brings us dangerously close to Halloween and my imminent dumping.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)
Dumping?
Are you in a failed relationship, or pooing once a month?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)
I dunno what i'm in
but I have previously predicted 31st october as the day it is snatched away from me
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)
Awww
that's my birthday, so I'll raise a drink in your honour
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)
Ta la

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)
None for weeks?!
I take it ripping up beermats is something you do then?
Why 31st October? Does he plan to leave you for a werewolf?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)
I don't rip up beermats
I go to my local tabernacle and I sing* (lie)
I dunno why. That's the date I have in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)
I am
your replies turn me on
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)
Bert
Everything turns you on
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)
Not everything
Fearne Cotton turns my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)
I agree

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)
Acquiescence
makes me SICK
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)
Yeah, tell me about it!

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)
I had trouble
coaxing her out of her clothes let alone persuading her to do anything apart from missionary.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)
She needs an older gentlman to show her the ropes
most girls are a little bit uptight, then they find some guy in his thirties and all hell breaks loose
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)
Not necessarily.
Sometimes it's a hot young thang that shows a gal the 'ropes'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)
Sometimes
but learning from somebody with experience is always a good thing. Two young things with no experience or confidence fumbling like buffoons is just daft
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Cocky young buck with plenty of experience.
That'll do nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)
Hi

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
Hahah
Feck awf!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)
Actually
there is a lot to be said for youthful stamina and energy. My libido has died down massively in the last year. I'm almost normal now
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)
I'm hoping mine remains strong long enough
to enjoy the boost that women apparently get in their 30s
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I was enjoying that
in my early twenties. It's all downhill from here for me, I'm down from 20 wanks a night to barely 5
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)
good god
are you not fit to burst?
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It really kicks off in the forties.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)
bit of a cruel twist really
lamentably, from going from one long term relationship immediately into another I missed my opportunity to screw around, including missing out on older women

*sadface*
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Don't fret on it.
You have a long and happy relationship with the Mrs and leave all the sexual shenanigans to us emotional cripples.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)
I try not to
there are a few things I haven't done, like having a one night stand, but I can't imagine I'd enjoy that anyway particularly, and the other few things I haven't done I'm sure I will get to, so it doesn't bother me.

fortunately mrs V is really rather good in bed, and open to persuasion
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Does it?
I need to lock myself up before that.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
and I need to hang around to see what happens

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
Like the pest you are

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)
it's not being a pest
if you want it
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)
I'm a long way off 40
Halloween's merely weeks away though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)
you sound quite fond of him
does he know all this?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)
Shh.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)
I hope she's happy
Wherever she is.
I imagine she's ripping up beermats somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)
Or playing with her
my little ponies.
There's a reason why she's an ex.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)
RIGHT
now it's all gentle caresses, soft kisses and slow love.
Fuck. Right. Off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)
Sometimes that's ace
But all the time. Gawd. I don't know how I'd survive.
Back to headbutting the walls with BGB I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)
It is good sometimes.
But right now, I'd just like to get dirty.
Fuck the lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)
I blame the American film industry.
Women don't get smacked about on film like they used to.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)
SHUT IT, YOU SLAG
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)
That's not true
I love bitey sex, but I prefer to receive than to give as I'm worried about hurting the poor, delicate little thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)
^this
also, I can bite my missus the same way, in the same place on two different occasions and have completely different reactions, and there is no way of knowing what the reaction will be in advance.
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This^
is relevant to most things when talking about women.

"but you liked it yesterday"

"RAAAAGGGHH AKAKAKAKA!"

"AiiiiEEEEEE"
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)
too true

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They're a bunch of sexy mentalists
and if it wasn't for their self-lubricating orifices, I'd be a hermit
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)
You're not doing it hard enough

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)
when the reaction is sometimes
"AAAAAAAAAARGGGH" then I think I am doing it hard enough
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"AAAAAARGH"
often becomes "mmmm" if you persist.
*may result in her dunping you. I take no responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)
pretty sure that wouldn't be the case

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then you slap her for good measure, right?
let her know whos boss?

this is only acceptable in the bedroom, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)
Christ
no wonder I got thrown out of Yates's
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)
Actually I think it's acceptable anywhere
kitchen, bathroom, stairs, front yard

phwooar
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
I hope all of those locations are euphemisms
for parts of your body
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)
She didn't mention
vegetable patch
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)
Is that what she calls the special place she lets the Sunshine Club take turns with?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)
sometimes
other times it's the 'secret bunker'
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)
we'll have less naming of my orifices now, ta

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
shut your cakehole

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terrible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)
you love it

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I can provide two of those
if you're interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)
Drinking a bottle of wine in front of the computer
While playing the few online games where my appalling hand-eye co-ordination and tactical retardery aren't a crippling disadvantage.

The real decision is whether to pick up a second bottle on the way home so as to ensure complete fucked-upness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)
You're an internet jakey
Hello Mr Tramp, are you going to piss yourself in your computer chair again?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)
Depends

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)
One bottle is not enough for a Friday.
Although i can only have one as I'm in work at noon tomorrow.
Serving ale, and trying not to drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)
You make a compelling argument
I shall stop at the corner shop on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)
You know it makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)
What ale?
Be ye a fine barwench?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)
It's one of my jobs
I mixed the grape and the grain yesterday.
I need to stick to beer tomorrow as it's a long day and wine ruins me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)
Sounds like fun (for a job)
wine ruins most people. Just don't get lary on the wifebeater
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)
I'm not allowed premium lager
So that's ok.
It's a lovely wee pub. I hope to get 30 free credits on the jukebox again. I'm teaching the landlord to like Faith No More.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)
Not allowed? What did you do last time you had some?
I like Faith No More so approve of this.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)
I can't remember
But the brief flashbacks involved gravel
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)
That's a lovely bit of education
May I also suggest you try him with a bit of Killing Joke
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)
We got none on our jukey

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)
New Model Army?
I'm quite liking them at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)
Nope
Our jukey is an odd mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Party hard.
I don't have to do anything til Tuesday.

It seems to be a very long Fresher's Week.
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