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If your other half or last gf/bf was a car, what kind would they be?Also, what are the best/worst you've ever "driven"? It can be any vehicle at all - my worst was a milk float (self-expanatory) and I once had a Ferrari Testarossa, but ultimately he had shit fuel consumption and was too costly to insure.
Or, if you were a car, what would you be and why?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45,
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What was the second thing I forgot from my shopping list?The first was Flash...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:51,
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No, but...I had thought about it and there's just enough, but it was eggs I needed and the butter reminded me of the eggs.
So ta.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:53,
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I'd be a TVR of some kindquite nice to look at/drive when working, but ultimately unreliable.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:48,
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That figuresI bet you'd have that chameleon/hologramy, colour changing flash paint job too ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:51,
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god nothat's awful
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:57,
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and known for banging others(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:55,
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and with all the lights on(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00,
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Entertains crowds for a few minutes each, cost's a few pounds and then leaves for another town.(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)
likes men with big tools(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:02,
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You have to give £2 to a manwith a mullet before you're allowed on
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djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:11,
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This subthread pleases me greatly.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:37,
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the more you lot come out with, the more I know I've struck gold with this one.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:58,
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My last onehad way too many miles on the clock for the year of manufacture, was prone to breaking down and was a total cunt (sorry, ran out of similes)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:52,
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The best car I've even driven is the car I have now.I could drive my step dad's Aston Martin but I'm too scared.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:54,
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Catface would be a Micra.Small but dependable and keeps going for ages.
I'd be a Land Rover Defender: outdoorsy, covered in muck most of the time, usually found in the middle of a field but currently leaky and prone to breakdowns.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:54,
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That sounds spot on!I'd be an old VW Beetle - noisy engine in the rear, curvy, handles well on ice but with no break down cover.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:59,
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I'd be a VW beetle.Old but still desired by a few weirdos. (snort)
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:58,
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Jinx again!Would you be bright orange or white with flowers painted all over? There's a fab one lives near us, it's painted like a ladybird :o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:01,
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We're not Jeremy Clarkson.We don't have sex with cars.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:59,
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No...of course not*looks side to side in a shifty manner*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:01,
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*looks in rearview mirror in a shifty manner**winks at passing Fiat 500*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:02,
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I would be an older AudiDependable and Reliable but not as exciting as a newer model. My wife would be a Honda Accord, vicious, erratic, angry and fucking frigid.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:01,
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YesI killed a guy and dumped his body in a swamp but its ok cos he was asking for it.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:25,
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And prone to pinning drug dealers against walls?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:16,
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My first serious gf would be a Mini Mayfair.Fun to drive, sporty and with lovely headlamps.
My ex wife would be a Fiat of some kind. Decent looking but ultimately unreliable and with faulty electrics.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:04,
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_911#997_GT2Classicly beautiful, highly desireable but as the tag line says, respect required. Put a foot out of line at the wrong moment and it'll turn around so fast you will be sitting in a cloud of tire smoke off the track wondering what you did wrong.
Somehow I can't see this one lasting but I'm determined to enjoy the test drive while I can!
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What about Chompy?What kind of vehicle is he? He's young, attractive and not as mean as he tries to be - so not a Honda Accord.....
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:14,
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I'm having a look for you here:www.topgear.com/uk/car-chooser-launch
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:26,
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No other half at the momentBut the most fun car I've driven was definitely one of these:
It's like a go kart that can do 110mph.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:29,
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dacia sanderocheap knock off shit thats a bit stroppy and tempremental
(thats me obviously)
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I wouldn't.I'd be a Ducati.
Oh, hang on. I spotted a gorgeous, tiny little Suzuki (I think) sports car that looked like it was from the seventies/eighties, that looked like it would suit me perfectly. But I can't remember the model so I can't share it properly.
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I think I'd prefer to be a Benelli Tornado.For no reason except that I love them.
If I had to be a car, I'd probably be something by British Fucking Leyland.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:44,
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oh you!Nah, I reckon you'd be an Audi.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:50,
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One of these perhaps?www.topgear.com/uk/audi/r8
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:11,
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So what's Flim then?I'd say DG is a VW camper van - reliable, more than a tad quirky, pricey maintenance with plenty of space.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:21,
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I think she's a Lambretta, but I can't explain things in those car terms.Where the bleeding hell is she today?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:24,
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Whaddya mean, pricey maintenance?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:35,
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Lots of red wine and daleks to keep you happy(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:41,
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Or you might be a Golf GTiwww.topgear.com/uk/volkswagen/golf-gti
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:55,
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Va-Roooooooom!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:34,
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I'd be Jonathan King's brown RollerBECAUSE I'M SECRETLY A MASSIVE SHIRTER.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:01,
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Trabants were ace!(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:27,
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But, but, but.......they're hideously deformed!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:25,
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Your point being...?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:32,
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Have you seen how ugly these fuckers are?www.automotoportal.com/media/images/vijesti/060818005.4.jpg
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:40,
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They are pretty hideous.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:11,
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Volkswagen SciroccoI've always wanted one. Reliable, great fun to be in and a fantastic chassis. I however may be scrapped when she reads this.
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Volkswagen SciroccoI've always wanted one. Reliable, great fun to be in and a fantastic chassis. I however may be scrapped when she reads this.
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See the Top Gear review :o)www.topgear.com/uk/volkswagen/scirocco
"Has a good feel for the action"
"The boot is surprisingly big"
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:23,
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Volkswagen SciroccoI've always wanted one. Reliable, great fun to be in and a fantastic chassis. I however may be scrapped when she reads this.
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Why have you posted this 3 times?(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:18,
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Because he's an attention seeking whoreSo he'd be an Alfa Romeo.....
lovely to look at but pricey to fix when they break down.
Oh, and they leave all the other cars standing and get admiring glances from passing strangers.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:33,
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I've changed my mind,I'm a Spakka Chariot:
www.satansupportsmorton.com/Three%20Wheeler.jpg
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:21,
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Hmmmmmm...Audi A8 quattro. A beast in gentleman's clothing.
Grrrrr
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