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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Enough of world politics.
Lets join together in our love for the British cuppa.

I have a new work mug and I've just christened it with it's first brew.

Tetley FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:28, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'd rather hear what your opinion on Euthanasia is.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Fuck em!
I'm more bothered about those who want to live than those who want to die.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Before
during or after?

Damn you edited
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)
She's quite pretty
but her music sucks.

She did well to get over the cancer, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Took me a minute
Nice one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I still don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)
A somewhat poor play on
Anastacia.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Apologies for my serious mode earlier, Monty.
Won't happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)
That's the spirit!
Good man


*offers cigar and brandy*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Chin chin, old bean.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I quite like twinings irish breakfast tea

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Oooo! get you my little Anglicised chum.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Do you know what either "Irish" or "Anglicised" mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)
No but I know what cunt means.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Twinings are an English company
You do know tea doesn't actually grow in either England or Ireland, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is clearly Brit securocrat propoganda.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)
"Yorkshire Tea"
A misnomer, surely?

Unless there's a province of India called Yorkshire?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)
No, it's made in York from genuine Shire Horse poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)
their christmas brew is alright, however it tastes more of orange than spice
and Good Earth Vanilla blend is absolutely lush but I'm fairly certain that it's American.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Tetley's Extra Strong
1 Sugar, barely a dribble of milk.

Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I don't want to hear about you dribbling your milk

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I Hate Tea.
There. I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)
What do they drink in Norway?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Probably fish paste, the bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)
:)
Damn you for not taking the incredibly obvious bait.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)
What, the OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL ME NORWEGIAN?!!? bait?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)
That's the one, my Swedish chum.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)
THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Herring

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)
£5-a-pint lager, from experience
The poor buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)
*does pointy screechy Donald Sutherland thing from Bodysnatchers*

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Wait til you hear this:
I don't like cake either.

Elevenses with the Vicar is most upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Cake or Death?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I'll have the fish, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Cake or death?
Er, death, please.

A classic QOTW post as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Ah, great days!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Halcyon, mate
Halcyon.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)
DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)
SUPERFLUOUS APOSTROPHE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Sorry
But be aware that I have improved tremendously since I first started posting on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Superflou?
Is that like the opposite of petite flou?
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)
It's like swine flou - but from Krypton
(thanks)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Standard Tetley
Brew it strong, although the hotter the temperature the better so not too long.

Nary a dash of milk. Done. Tea perfection, to go with a good old bacon and egg sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)
You can take your filthy Brit tea and shove it up your imperialist hole.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I can take it or leave it.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)
That's not what I heard etc etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I can take or leave that as well

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)
More of a coffee drinker myself.
Although the odd peppermint tea is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)
You only think you're a nation of tea-drinkers
In Ireland, we have tea soon after we come out of the womb. Try your local Irish shop and get a box of Barrys or Lyons tea - Lyons Gold or Kenya blends are especially good.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)
With a dirty great fry-up!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

tea Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)
You waited until AFTER you were born?
West Brit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)
"In Ireland, we have tea soon after we come out of the womb"
is that because the midwife drank all the booze?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Hopefully.
She'd need to be smashed to deal with all that blood, fur and screaming.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Ahh, the miracle of birth

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Tis a beautiful thing.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Earl Grey made with loose leaves, in a teapot. No milk or sugar.
Tetley is for estate dwellers and the unemployed.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I love you Ro-land.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Earl Grey tastes of plants!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Tea plants, mainly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Nope
Pee-the-beds or something
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I wonder why Tea Tree is called Tea Tree
when it isn't tea at all?
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I wonder why, whenever I hear the term 'tea tree oil'
I always say it to myself in the style of the "Bea-stie Boys"
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Like cheese plants?

(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)
or Tiger Prawns

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:28, Reply)
And king prawns
Have you ever seen a prawn in Royal regalia?

No.

Fuckin lying cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:29, Reply)
And rubber plants
Why lie about such things?
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Wallnuts

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Well I have been both at one time or other so no surprises there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)
earl grey tastes of soap

and cat jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Questions need to be asked
I'm just not sure which questions...
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Answers:

I was travelling in Kenya and fell asleep with my mouth open and a pride of bukakae leopards decided to "cream" me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Dirty bastards.
Lucky it wasn't the Anal Hyenas that came across you.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Grassy soap yes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Lipton!
This is the only tea my housemates would buy when I was in Oz and it was the best tea ever!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I like Lipton Iced tea
No cunt sells it though.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I'm pretty sure it's not that hard to get hold of
I'm equally sure that Tesco sell it.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)
A Sri Lankan employee of mine
took to making his own jasmine tea - after a couple of weeks he collapsed and was rushed to hospital as a result.

D-D-D-DDON'T DO IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Those wacky Sri Lankans.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)
They'll do ANYTHING
to get a laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)
My sister, (who's from Sri Lanka), and who is blacker than a coal scuttle once put fake tan on herself.
Just for the craic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Your sister
or your "sister"?
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Sibling.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Was this one of your own personal slaves,
that you beat soundly for making his bloody Sri Lankan 'potions'?

"It was the jasmine tea officer"

"Absolutely Mr Boyce, it always is"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I drink green tea at work
I started just to avoid the hassle of milk rotas but I quite like it now, plus it's allegedly better for you.

I don't much care whose, to be honest, and I tend to buy the flavoured ones for a bit of variety.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Doesn't it taste like grass?
And not the good Vipros kind.
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)
It's an aquired taste but is ok.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Like football

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

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