Nancy from Hollyoaks has changed her hair again, and she still looks amazing.
*sigh, high voice* B3ta *sigh*, why can't I find me a girl like that? *sigh* one of these days, keep on hoping.

//edit//

Let's use this thread to sort out us permasingles, you lucky young devils in love or lust, how did you find your little piece of *tiger hands* ? How do you recomend a guy like me goes about finding himself a dreamboat?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:10, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Speaking from personal experience
I recommend moving to Australia, working in a coffee shop, learning to surf, meeting up with an old friend from uni who is travelling through your city and then hooking up with her friend. Six years later, BAM, wedding rings are go.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Oh man, I really don't think that would work for me in the slightest.
Although you've just gained 23 kudos'n'cool points with me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Whatever it is that I'm doing to scare them off then don't do it.
Other than that I think you should get a nice suit. Ladies like a nice suit on a guy.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I got a smashing suite, marks'n'sparks.
I donno if I want to lounge around the house in a suite all the time though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:28, Reply)

You only have to wear it when you go out socialising silly billy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:30, Reply)

I normally do dress up smartish when I go out socialising.
But I don't go out socialising enough.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Same here.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Met her through friend of a friend
Walked her home from a party while drunk, said something (fuck knows what), then snogged her.

That's working currently.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Does your friend have any other friends?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:28, Reply)

His friends hasn't got any friends at all
he's talking about his right hand with a bit of lipstick on the thumb and index finger.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:37, Reply)

To be fair, with my current status, I'd take his left hand with a bit of a lippy where I can get it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:42, Reply)

He does have very feminine hands.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:45, Reply)

hmm, I gave up on the bloke I quite fancied
they say if you don't look for it it will find you
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I agree with this
but with the caveat that by waiting it may mean you are old an wrinkly before it finds you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I've already got wrinkles
besides most of the men I meet are losers
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:42, Reply)

losers American
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:01, Reply)

so, what, now I have to move?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Come over here honey.
The men are still losers but they're funny with it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:06, Reply)

that would be a bit pointless
a nice thought, yes, but pointless
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:09, Reply)

I suppose *shrugs*

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I spent a good chunk of my thirties not looking and not interested.
Nobody approached me.


Edit - Mind you I was about 3 stone heavier and suffering with depression so it's no surprise really. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:40, Reply)

/gazes wistfully out of a window

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:52, Reply)

She used to do my head in
But she's grown on me, certainly. However Cindy is the one for me, I plan to kidnap her at some stage. Keep her locked in a cupboard, maybe let her out on weekends or something. I'm yet to work out the full arrangements.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I can recommend going to university
being friends with a girl on the same course for 4 years, going to barcelona on a field trip right at the end of your course, get really drunk, realise that you aren't going to be seeing each other any more after uni and get it on.

I can clarify for you that being able to play the guitar well and surf and other things that are apparently good for attracting women do not work.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Disclaimer: this is only guaranteed to work if you're middle-class enough to fit into university culture.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:01, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:38, Reply)

I find the close company of most folk (both sexes) intolerable.
It'd take an intensive course in Zen meditation, blackmail or a lobotomy to successfully pair me off with another human being.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Why does this not surprise me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I try to hide the total pitiless iron-grey contempt under a layer of politeness and agreeability, but it doesn't always work.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:03, Reply)

You are Sheldon Cooper AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:05, Reply)

i dressed as a zombie and met my future husband
...but he was a dick and is now my ex, so I wouldn't recommend it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I wish I knew, I wish I fucking knew...
149 days... 149 fucking days!
(bill, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 22:53, Reply)

My mate Wally
met his rather stunning girfriend while dressed as Sharonda, his alter-ego, in full ball gown. He is quite a pretty chap to be fair.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:00, Reply)

I gazzed my fair maiden a cock
T'was if it were written in the stars *wells up*
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Customise yourself up a special jumper
and get out there on the road.

Worked a treat for Peter Sutcliffe. He got all the chicks he wanted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Nancy would get it.
She looks like a naughty minx.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)