Lately I find myself having the horn something terrible for Jeff Bridges. I don't know why because I never fancied him before.
Who have you been unexpectedly drooling over lately?
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:20, 123 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You, little minx.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Me?
Surely not.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Busted*.
All right, not actually.
Last thing I drooled over was a Gretsch guitar.
But apparently I have too many guitars, and what I need is lessons.


*edit - but only because I don't know what you look like, of course.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Thought it was too good to be true : (
If you delve deep enough on B3ta then you'll find pics of me.

But then again, you're better off not knowing.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

You do realise I am often mistaken for Wilfred E Brambles. On my good days.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

The fact I know who that is without having to google it is scaring me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

ewwwwww

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I am 44 you know.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Jeff Bridges eh?
Have this: 27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycc38GthF1qzoaqio1_500.jpg
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*faints*

I think I'm going to have to have a print of that picture.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Hehe!
Personally, I'd gladly go gay for these blue blue eyes 27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyc6lg66jF1qz9qooo1_500.jpg
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

one of these
kob.go-insane.com/images/firebird.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm sure your girlfriend is very happy about that.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

not really
she'd probably rather I lusted after other women. there's less chance of me spending loads of money on them...


however:
multipleverses.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/br4.jpg
*drools*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Guitars seem cheap compared to the mister's lust for a super expensive home cinema system
Or the computers, or the games consoles, or the expensive suits (he doesn't even like buying clothes, and he still had to spend over £400 on a suit...)

Although I did the *drool*boy on guitar* thing when I was 18, and got over it. It's much more fun to have someone with similar interests.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

they aren't that cheap
mine cost £450, £600 and £800 respectively :-P

I'll say it again, playing guitar has never helped me get anywhere with women.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

*Adds*
Nope, total for the guitars is less than the cost of what I listed... ^_^

Younger girls seem to drool after the guitar. It stops working if you want an emotionally stable and nice girl.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

When I was in my teens I didn't care about emotional stability or niceness
I just wanted to get my end away

also, I neglected to mention my amps and effects
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

she has...
an armpit clange.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Dude
Sweet
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I know
I was saying only the other day that there are any guitars that I really want right now, and I was dropping my Strat into the shop to get it serviced and some graphite and teflon saddles put on, and I spied one of the above. A snip at £1200.

Need to play one obviously, so I can start lusting properly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I haven't had a new guitar in years and years and years
I just love my Ibanez Iceman too much to look at another.
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

mmm
they are nice

I've got an RG548 which is great, but my Strat is completely wonderful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Bringing the word "Ibanez" to a conversation about guitars
is just showing off

You lucky bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

not really
some of them are cheap and a bit shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Not the Iceman though
Admittedly I should have phrased the above more carefully
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Do they sound nice?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Mine was quite cheap so sounds a bit rough
(just how I like my women)
cachepe.zzounds.com/media/fit,400by400/quality,85/brand,zzounds/ICX120BK-a767a2fe5dd6fa9b018ab0693f3633ba.jpg
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Women like that are a dime a dozen
Your guitar had better sound nice because it looks dreadful!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

shut it
those guitars look fricking awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

They look like
what a scandinavian would draw if someobody said "Hey Lars, draw me the most cocking, rocking geetar yeah?"
*swishes off in leather kecks doing rock fingers*

That particular guitar bears a frightening resemblance to the Persian Gulf.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

both of those things are reasons why it looks good
you have proved my point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Hear hear

( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

but it looks like that bit on the map
the bit that looks like a bug's buggy bits.

I hate guitars with horns.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

lame
even my acoustic guitar has a pointy bit, much like this one
media.photobucket.com/image/tanglewood%20acoustic/fcorradi/Guitars/Washburn%20Tanglewood/WashburnTanglewood003.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE HORNS!
It's tacky.
My Tanglewood would make Francis proud.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

it's not at all
it looks good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

it looks like
"My guitar was well boss but it didn't have enough testosterone"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

not at all
it gives it a pleasing asymmetry

it also means you can play much further up the neck. can't play much beyond the 12th fret on standard acoustic guitar, which is no use to anyone.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Oh man you've got technical
I was on about aesthetics.
I can only play about 6 chords.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

it's not all about aesthetics
granted they need to look good, but beyond that it's far more important how they play and sound.

which is why I don't have a Les Paul, because I don't get on with how they play
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I used to own one of these
before Dimebag whassis face made them popular. It was stolen. I cried.

www.whitebrosmusic.com/images/dean%20mlx.jpg
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

now that is horrible
I played a BC Rich Warlock once. fucking awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

it looks so bad it's good
imo. Sounded beeeyoutiful.
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I've still got one somewhere.
Probably one of the most comfortable guitars I've ever had in my lap.
Looks bloody silly though.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

And I'M rough???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

hahaha, only teasing
that guitar sounded amazing. Shame I could never take it anywhere as it wouldn't fit in a sodding guitar case.
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

god is good

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

it looks like a treble cleff
it's well classical :P
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Are you kidding?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

indeed you should
you swine

www.ibanezregister.com/images/images-rg/548/rg548-1998int.jpg

I have the blue one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Nice
I am in no way jealous. Bet you haven't got a... DINOSAUR
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

no, but I've got this
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/v.jpg

the guitar, it's taken for granted that I have got myself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Is it wrong
that my eyes were immediately drawn to the goatee?

Didn't expect that. No idea why

Edit: but it is nice to know that we're not the same person after all. I can't pull off facial hair. Hehe... "pull off"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

it's not wrong
my beard is pretty awesome. you haven't been here long enough to realise that most of us have beards. ladies included.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Showing my age again,
My Sherry, Pride and Joy. (Or one v similar).
Can't play for shite, though.
Gone acoustic lately too. Another age thing.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

my co-conspirator has one of those
I'm not a fan, and I can't play it without making it go horribly out of tune. I think it knows I don't like it and the feeling is mutual.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

They need to be luurved.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

They aren't the only ones.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

so it would seem
doesn't suit my style really. the guy has a couple of nice telecasters as well, and we have a long running argument about which is better out of mine and his guitars.

clearly mine are best, you just need to see my Strat to know that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Telecasters are the best
Stratocasters are slags
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

don't be ridiculous
not only do Strats sound better, they play better and look better as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

They're the guitary equivalent of a yellow sportscar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

*slowly shakes head*
you really have no idea
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Shurrup Beavis

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I'm in the Tele camp myself
I can't fault a Strat - and my guitarist's Strat is a particularly beautiful bit of kit - it's just never really captivated me and made me think "ZOMFG I have to own one of these." Last time I tried a Telecaster, on the other hand, I was really quite taken with the honk of the bridge pickup.

But then I'm one of those awkward buggers who think SGs are far nicer than Les Pauls, so you might want to ignore whatever I say. (Plus I'm normally on bass anyway.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:02, Reply)

You'll never beat my Tanglewood Quomaster
with its buzzing machinehead.
*spaz*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Ooooh me too
I can’t explain it either.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

My pillow
What?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Popeye

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

He's starting to look like Kris Kristofferson.
or is it just that picture?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I know, I think I kind of like him too.
*sigh*
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Is this going to go as far as Willy Nelson??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

The way I feel at the moment.......yes.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Wow dude...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I know.
*hangs head in shame*
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

:o

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Fearne Cotton.
I know! I know! Don't even fucking say it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Say what?
*saddo*
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

House music all night long

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Hahahah!
"Jump, jump until you get tired"

Choon!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I knew you'd get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I'm not proud of it.
I just....would like to.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

zooey deschanel pls thx

( Peej, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

How is that unexpected?!!
A girl I know looks like a slightly heavier version of Zooey Deschanel. With 30G boobs. And she's 19. I keep meaning to friend her boyfriend on Facebook and just tell him he's a lucky shitehawk over and over, for years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Link pics KK

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

PANDAPANDAPANDA
and fb linx!
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

fuck that, I'm not going to talk to her.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

sorry
I'm a newbie to all this interwebpandaring lark
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Oh you'll be eaten alive round here then
You poor innocent.
*chokes*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Its unexpected because I'm a shirter

( Peej, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I posted her already
27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyc6lg66jF1qz9qooo1_500.jpg

Have it again, in case your scroll bar is too far for you ^_^
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

my tastes tend to vary from woah older to woah younger
latest that even shocked myself was Mitchel Musso [18] and Sterling Knight [21]
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Oh dear, blousie.
We are getting old. I've started lusting for Sigourney Weaver (again).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Watched Galaxy Quest the other night. She can still look good.
And looks like she was having fun - I like to see a lass having fun.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Shame you've only seen it on films?
amirite?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I have some distant memories.
Some of them my own.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Look what I just learned
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

*gasp*
✔
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

ARGH!!!!
♥♥♥♥

FAIL
( Peej, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Booooo you sir.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

★jealous?★
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

★hah!★
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Apologies
I am just sad because I have been informed there is another flimflam on B3ta! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Yeah I saw that.
you should complain to the mods.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Simon off Firefly
unexpected because I've watched the show before, and he never really registered, then I saw Serenity again and thought 'yes, yes I would'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

ooooooooh yes
as well as Nathan Fillion, oh dear lord *sweats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Give me River any day
Phwoar!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Nahhh
Kaylee for me, every time.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Is Inara not getting a look in?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Inara is a strange one....
I remember finding her realy fucking annoying first time round I watched it - like seriously annoying, since then, second or third time I've watched the series she's kinda grown on me. She's pretty funny at times, and she's certianly not an idiot - think she just has very different motivations from the others is all.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I'm not a huge Inara fan
but she could be quite funny on occasion.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Thing was she was always the outsider
She was legit, very rarely got involved in the crime thing. Mal and Zoe had the entire war buddy thing going on, the rest of the crew kinda bonded over the fact they where criminals and River and Simon had an obvious bond, she was the only one that didn't quite fit the picture.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:54, Reply)

No-one at all.
I just cannot be fucking arsed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)

This little cutie
here. It was just a featured video when I drifted over to Youtube earlier, I'm fairly indifferent to shred guitar as it's impressive to watch but not that great to listen to, but when it's a petite little woman doing it...and then I found out she's only 15, and felt like a right old dirty paedo.

Edit: My mistake, she's 17. Thank god for that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Mate
You want to check out the female guitarist from utterly brilliant Japanese band Boris. Christ alive I would until my cock fell off.

I was going to say this negates my previous reply, but

a) it's not unexpected and
b) I've been smitten for a couple of years now, so it's not a 'lately' thing
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:01, Reply)

It's been mentioned before that I suffer from 'yellow fever,'
and jesus-tittyfucking-christ yes, she sets it right off. Definitely not what I'd call 'unexpected,' though she might say that about some of the things I'd do to her given half a chance/bottle of chloroform.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Next time they play I'll be insisting on a B3ta outing.
They are superb - kind of a 'Jap Sabbath' in a way, but more droney and contemporary. I was blown away and I very rarely am by modern acts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Music? What music?
She's got a purty mouth and I didn't hear much after that.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:32, Reply)

the look of her doesn't do it for me I'm afraid
I prefer more curves
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:11, Reply)

So do I generally
but Japanese chick with fucking loud guitar = wife material, to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:47, Reply)

My dental hygienist
She has a look of Sue Perkins about her but with a Scottish accent.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:11, Reply)

My dentist was scottish
She was fine and she fancied my dad.
She also fancied Phillip Schofield and put pics of him above the chair to cheer you while you were being dentisted. OMG, there's where my dentist thing comes from!!

As you were...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:22, Reply)