So my interview went quite well I think
The only question that threw me was "What three adjectives would describe you?" as it was in the middle of some technical ones and I wasn't in that mindset at the time.

So OT, what three would describe you?
(bill, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Smooth on the outside bitter and twisted on the inside

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Cynical, funny and posh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Nice one for doing well
I dunno what 3 words describe me.

I think one of them is fizzy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I hate questions like that.
I'm always prepared for them but its bullshit and the interviewer must know it
( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

My big problem with people in general
is that some don't know it.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:00, Reply)

What a sack of shit
did they ask you anything sensible? Like "Can you do the job?" "Are these qualifications correct/truthfull?" and "Are you bearable as a human being?"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

they did all of those
And there was a definite moment where we all silently acknowledged that it was a stupid question that they had to ask.
(bill, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

bearded
smug
cunty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Handsome, funny and clever.




and modest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

But sadly innumerate

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

My Achilles' Heel

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I knew it!
Secret Toploader fan right here ^^
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

"Mincing in the moonlight"
their only hit song, still shit, and not even theirs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

awful, awful cunts
forever associated with Jamie Oliver when he was at his worst.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

It was the one time I nearly lost it with my best friend
A car journey, from a friend's house in Lincoln to the beer festival in Manchester. Space for 10 CDs in the wallet and I let said friend pick, because I feared I'd start getting ranty if I looked through our friend's collection. He only had to choose 10 CDs...and he put the fucking Tossloader album in. He then put in the Fun Loving Criminals and I nearly had an embollism.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Repressed




Bowie




Fanboy
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Intelligent
Hard-working
Hung
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

hu mo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

This is now top of the popular page.
You people don't know good humour.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

we know you are a mong though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

So you're now secretly all using the popular page to bully people.
WHEN DID THIS PLACE TURN INTO A TROLLS PARADISE?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

*checks watch*
when did you get here?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It's under the same management as Sandles resorts in the Carribean
only with less old people fucking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

My life is complete

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Sex, Sexy and Sexiest
All the honiez in da yard wanna check out the junk in my trunk and get jiggy with lil'wigggy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

U iz Dappy AICMFP.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Failed...English...Exam.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I've no idea.
That's not a refusal to answer, by the way. It really is the three words that best describe me.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Hair, scientist and kitten contemplator

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

DON'T CALL ME A SCIENTIST!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Suppurating
Feculent
Haemorrhagic
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Ooh!
Cantankerous
Emmolient
Oliagenous
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Callipygian
Pulchritudinous
Borborygmus
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Bathybian
Fabiform
Aproctous
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

EXPIALIDOCIOUS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

EXPELIAMUS
and then
PENIS ERECTUS
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Sweaty, cheesy and foisty

(TheColonel, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Quite a catch eh?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Also difficult to catch
on accounta being so greasy
(TheColonel, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Squamous, rugose and incomprehensible.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:48, Reply)

fat Irish drunk
wouldn't describe me best but none of them are inaccurate.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:49, Reply)

To quote a wrestler
Intensity, Intelligence and Integrity. The 3 I's motherfucker.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:01, Reply)

YAY! Kurt Angle!
Took pro-rasslin; to a new level back in the day but made a dick of himself talking trash about MMA.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Small fat bald
Or

Witty intelligent and urbane. Depending whether it's dreamtime or not.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Scruffy, Erratic, Obsessive.
Probably. You could substitute

Bastard, Lazy, Student

if you wanted and it would still be accurate.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:29, Reply)

depending on my mood
miserable, old, git

or

kind, caring, thoughtful / bloody nice bloke, according to a friend I asked to sum me up in a few words while we were drunk so not sure that entirely counts
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:49, Reply)