I don't like bgb's thread
So I'm going to suggest A GAME!

The pitch is here
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259646/Gay-couple-turned-away-guest-house-owner-let-share-bed.html#comments
The goal is for each of us to submit a comment, not tell anyone what it is then at 4pm see which has been recommended the most.

Tactics:
Be as much of a cunt as possible, you're talking to mail readers.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:20, 109 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Awesome!

( Peej, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Are you Colin from Bedford?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I'm still writing my comment.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

done,
I'm totally proud of it, it barely makes sense.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I think they Mod the comments before they go up
so it might now make it if it's truly awful
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Nah they don't bother anymore.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Yours hasn't appeared yet though

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

God, that means that Colin in Bedford
was probably serious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It's the sad-but-trufax
It's also why I generally have to avoid the Daily Mail website. It just makes me angry.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Ah yeah they are moderating.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I couldn't get a login
I wonder if they've blocked it for now?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

"Can I get a login"
screamed the DJ
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

hmmm, maybe...
I should have checked to see the latest comment before starting this game.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You really should have
It's kind of died on its ass.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

It's a good idea for a game though.
I'm going to try to do it again this week.
Keep your eyes peeled people.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

It's true
You need to get a thread that's still getting posts added to it though. Get in there quick.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Ok done but its not appeared

( Peej, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Nor has mine yet
Moderators take ages!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Do we have to go for a particular side?
Or just whichever will we think will get most?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I would have turned them away for being old and ugly
not just because they are shirters
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Please, make this a comment. I will vote.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I tried, but they want you to register which requires email validation etc etc etc
if someone else wants to use my comment they are more than welcome.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Done, best game ever!
I have a holy trinity of homosexuality, immigrants and Nu-labour in mine! It's a winner!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Done!
Let's see if it gets through the mods...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

nah
it's not added either of mine, refreshing the page still shows Colin from Bedford as the most recent comment.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

The most recent post was Colin of Bedford...
...at 11.56. So how can anyone be +1?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Fucking thing doesn't like my mobile browser.
"One would assume she'd turn down those of opposing faiths, alternate opinions, promoters of evolutionary theory, vegetarians, furries and clockworks too. I'd like to believe I'd be more tolerant, but I totally agree with her."
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Argh!
They are 'experiencing problems'. And I had a finely crafted work of art, too.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Mine was less well crafted
But mentioned that they should 'stick to bumming in their own homes'. I'm dubious as to how well it would have gone down. Also, I don't want to register with the Daily Fail.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

it said that to me,
I just reloaded it a few times and it worked.

Although I may just have commented 8 times.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Problems caused by immigrants, single mothers and feral yoofs I expect
not to mention kiddie diddlers
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

And I had a finely crafted worank of art, too
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Oh, well done you.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

You forgot (!)

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

He forgot his vagina?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

"Honestly, I'd forget my own minge if it wasn't bolted on..."

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

POTD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You're too kind

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

done
I wonder if they mods will spot they're being trolled. Although having said that, our trolling is probably no different from the genuine comments.

I can't decide if I would love or loathe to be a mod over there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

*loser thread if ever there was one*
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I think you'd fit in better here
www.b1tta.com/questions/offtopic/post670158
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I actually clicked that link
God I'm thick.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*patronising head shake*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

*strokes middle finger across eyebrow in nonchalant manner whilst maintaining innocent look*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Have you got a monobrow then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

yeah
that's why I only usually post pictures of my headless body online, this is me at my sister's birthday party last year:
www.monobrow.com/monobro/images/bro-56.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm going to ignore you now, I didn't have to see that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

official b3ta ignore
or just 'I'm not going to look at you'?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Full on QOTW flounce ignore

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Excellent
I've always thought Psychochomp was a total dick, but didn't want to say anything in case he saw and it hurt his feelings and he had a tantrum and caused a big to do. Now I can speak freely as he won't see my crushing words.

Unless he is just making me think I'm on ignore so he can find out what I truly think....sly
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I set up a bookmark for your recent posts
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/61101
check it every few hours, and reply near to you saying something similar until someone says "Kitty O'Hara just said that" and I'll go, "Oh, who? I must have her on ignore"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

oh god don't do that
they're all out of context and everything!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I can do what I like, I've put you on ignore now.
The power is increadible.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

you mean incredible
you stupid fuck.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Why don't you jog off and do some sewing or baking

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

She can't jog wearing a corset

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

dammit
you said you ignored me!!

And good burn - naming my hobbies, that's upset me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Yeah, it was a totally sick burn.
I bet you're crying now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I am indeed
stirring the tears right into the cake mix, the secret ingredient is my sadness
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

whilst on the site
I spotted this
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259722/Call-centre-worker-helped-colleagues-biscuits-sentenced-theft.html

which amused me. I can't decide whose side to be on.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I expected comments more along the lines of
"It's a Big Brother state. Thanks NuLabour"
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

its bloody daft that is
if the biscuits were left on her desk, then fine

if they were in common areas, serves the dumb bint right
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I commented
Presumably the mods are having a six martini lunch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I'd love a lunch like that

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

This is skill
news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Nina-Maria-Kleivan-Dresses-Daughter-As-Worlds-Most-Evil-Leaders-Causing-Outrage/Media-Gallery/201003315576392?lpos=World_News_News_in_Picture_Home_Region_1&lid=GALLERY_15576392_Nina_Maria_Kleivan_Dresses_Daughter_As_Worlds_Most_Evil_Leaders_Causing_Outrage
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

That was on links, I tried to justify it as art, I think I was drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I never go on links
My favourite is Idi Amin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I tried to tell someone it would be good
For sending your kid to a baby-birthday-party in. They didn't fully agree.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Stalin is my favourite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I was between Amin and Stalin
The fur sash swung it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I'm going to click I like this
in the hope that it makes it to the popular page and is taken out of context and then everyone will hate you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I want a baby Mussollini
The brio trains will run on time.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Brilliant!
What an album to bring out for the boyfriends......
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I think dressing a baby up as an evil leader is awful.
Which one is Scaramanga.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Why?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

He was an evil leader.
Unless I've got it wrong and he was just misunderstood.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Clothes don't make you evil.
Except shell suits, Liverpool has proven that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

baby with moustache!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

like Pubert Addams!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I sent that to the BF
and he loved it! but then he is a little Nazi obsessed..........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:45, Reply)

some new comments up. Mine is not there. Is yours?

( Peej, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Nope not yet, they're doing them in batches I would think.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

stop, think, comment's comment looks like someone from here would write it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I reckon that's Psychochump's

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

You called me Psychochump.
This is war.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

was this before or after
telling me to go and do my own hobbies?

Is it the battle over now, or has it only just begun?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I just checked the times
so I guess them's fighting woids.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You're on notice...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You said I was on ignore earlier
it's just lie after lie with you isn't it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Pretty much, this is /qotw after all.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I find your game terribly offensive.
Your "fair" game is open to anyone which means I could be sharing a thread with people who actually believe immigrants who are suffering in their home countries should be allowed to come over here and take all our jobs.

You also make no mention of the fact women and blacks obviously have inferior veiws and as such should be filtered out so the true British people have no risk of stumbling across a recipe for flan or, even worse, some waffling about how regardless of the colour of peoples skin we are all "equal"

Also picking fun at Daily Mail readers is a cheap shot and you deserved to be locked in a cell with Jon Venables for ever and ever.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

+1 for trolling.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I like flan

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Pfft.
I bet it's quiche really.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I like flange.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I like chorus
*hangs head in shame*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

this one amused me
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259798/Man-goes-work-comes-home-Romanian-family-moved-in.html

why, i dont know
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I'm really tempted to write a snotty comment on that one.
In fact I've even written it. I'm just hovering over 'Submit' and wondering whether I'm in danger of getting on too high a horse about the whole thing....

Should I send it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I already did.
It hasn't appeared though.

In response to this one: "Romanians are the worst of them all and I am not a racist. This country is going down hill fast and the government and EU dont seem to care. These people are not welcome but yet they end up with more rights than the Brits. That cannot be right or fair. They should be all sent back to where they came from. Once a foreigner breaks the law they should be sent home immediately - not question" etc etc, written by the eloquent and literate "susan berry, Tramore Ireland, 22/3/2010 14:42"

Basically "I'm not a racist but I HATE FORRINS". What a pillock.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Mine is in response to similar attitudes...
I'm just worried that I'm being too haughty:
"Yes, of course, they should be deported, just like all those other "forrin types," in just the same way that any British person who transgresses the law when they go abroad is hauled onto the first 'plane back to Heathrow in shackles...

Do you not think your lives would be so much richer if you found pursuits other than looking for something on here to trigger a good whinge about another exaggerated 'problem' which is invariably 'another damning indictment of the state of this country and all that Gordon Brown's fault'?"
Still tempted to post it though...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

do it.
But be prepared for the storm of red arrows that traditionally greets common sense on that website.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Hehe
I wasn't expecting a friendly response to it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

There's no point though is there
It's like banging your head against a wall.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

It is.
I just thought a sarcy remark like that might raise their blood pressure to the same extent they raise mine. But then I realise it's not worth getting agitated about. Hell, I'll be impressed if it even makes it past the mods.

Only drawback is it now means I'm registered with MailOnline. I feel slightly dirty now...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

omg
we both mentioned raised blood pressure at the same time.

WEIRD
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Mindpiss?
Blood piss?

Actually, no, that sounds unpleasant.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Maybe you two should get together and raise each other's blood pressure

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

It's true
and their responses to my arguments always leave me angrier than I was in the first place. Especially when they use text speak. Text speak pushes my blood pressure up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Y?
GT WIT T PR0GRM GR&MA!!!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)