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Let's help out LabMaj make a mix-cd for the b3tan girl of his dreams.
What tracks do you think LabMaj should put on his mix CD to give to the girl of his b3tan dreams?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:36, 153 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Regulate by Warren G
fuckin choon
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)
and Nate Dog. Never forget Nate Dog.
Does Labia Majora do a lot of "laying them bustas down"?
(Cave Duck, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I have been known to
On occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)
where rhythm is life
and life is rhythm
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I like how you reword the statement slightly, to make it a question
You should be a barrister.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I'm not clever enough to do things like that.
I sometimes wish I was, and at other times, I'm glad at my levels of inteligance. It's good being able to create a bubble world whenever I want, and then blame things on that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Barristers are smug wankers most of the time anyway
You're better off as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)
no they aren't usually
they're quite fun
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I've met a lot of barristers
Almost all of them are very smug. Some of them are pleasant, some are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)
one of the best people I know is trained as a barrister
admittedly he's never actually worked as one, but he's been trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Is he very confident in himself when he talks?
To the point of being smug, maybe even a little condescending?
If not, tell him he needs to work on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
nothing wrong with knowing your stuff
and being proud you know something
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I agree, and I don't mean to attack all barristers here
But I've dealt with a few who've been rude, condescending arseholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)
fair enough
but if you've met a lot, and only a couple have been horrible, surely that is no different than any other profession?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Yes, but barristers are paid to make me look stupid in court
I reckon they get bonuses for reducing witnesses to tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

uses ers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Aw Labs,
at least we don't have Court TV over here, or your weeping would be available on YouTube for us all to enjoy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)
I've not cried in court, nor even lost my rag
Although one colleague broke down during court-room training here. It was HILARIOUS to watch, just a shame our cameras don't pick up sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)
and you're
presumably paid not to look stupid. So it's a battle of wits there.

The condescending thing doesn't really matter to me. At this university everyone is condescending to each other, and patronising is an art form. It's instinctive. As I said to Lampito you catch yourself patronising your tutor sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Eh, I'm not paid anywhere close to how much they are
My company gets paid a lot for my time though.
I try never to be patronising, as I hate it when it's done to me. Sometimes it's hard to explain technological terms to a jury without sounding like a cock though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)
when he talks law he is
the rest of the time he defers to my general wisdom on all matters
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Yeah', but _sometimes_ wormulus is a cock.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)
wormulus would wish he could be like the guy I was referring to
aside from the fact that wormulus actually has a job and my mate doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)
a lot of them are a bit smug
but I've met a fair few and they've all been quite nice. None of them have been complete wankers. Met one or two judges as well and they've been quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Maybe it's just the uber cunt barristers i've met have tainted my views on the others
I've had two particularly nasty experiences, and one other with a cunt of a judge. The other judges I've encountered have been awesome though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)
You can leave your hat on.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Bad Touch
by the Bloodhound Gang
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
also the BG
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)
let's continue
on the wildly inappropriate theme

Closer- Nine Inch Nails
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
That song's ALWAYS appropriate.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)
hell yeah
that's on my sexmix. And on my pole mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)
possibly not on
the declare love CD though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
If someone's worthy of my affection
They will love that song
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)
you could warm them up with the Richard Cheese version

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)
You have a sexmix?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
It's bad enough when the rohypnol wears off early
Having Queen's "Bicycle Race" start playing at the same time because you were daft enough to leave it on shuffle just makes it embarrassing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)
-awaits creepy guy to start following us-
xkcd.com/400/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)
OH GOD NOT HIM
I'm quite pleased to say I've not encountered him wandering around that area over the last couple of Fridays. I can only hope he's been barred from The Rake for coming across as a socially retarded leering sex-pest.

*awaits 'pot-kettle-black'-type replies*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)
I'm impressed I remembered actually
it came back to me in flashbacks... I thought I might have been imagining it.

Coupled with some of the comments in this thread, I think I might give up drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)
A lot of people jump to this knee-jerk reaction.
Consider carefully what you're saying. Don't know about you, but I know I'd struggle to give up drinking. And I do usually function better with it, seeing it, as I do, as the ultimate in social lubrication (apart from last Saturday where I was found asleep in a chair and frogmarched to a bus stop, but that was an isolated incident).

And on that note, I'm off to do the complete opposite and buy my friend a bottle of whisky for his birthday.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:33, Reply)
curiously, that was what my ipod played on the way home
I was not, however, trying to pull at the time, so it was OK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:38, Reply)
I have neither
The last guy I had sex with had a sex mix of wholy inappropriate songs. I'd link it, but it has his name in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)
*wracks brains trying to think of a song to shoehorn 'Sexface' into*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)
The playlist, fool
and SexFace wasn't the last guy I slept with.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I'm glad it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)
:/
After the last lot of people I've slept with, I've decided only to sleep with people I fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Wise move
Apart from my first, it's been my rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)
A bad proportion of them have been because I was drunk, deeply depressed or both.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)
without wanting to be too cruel
you've decided to stop being a slutty daft bint?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)
I wouldn't say I was slutty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I can understand the deeply depressed bit
as I've had good friends go through similar

being drunk isn't an excuse for things in my book though.

mind you, I'm not in the best position to judge, because I'm thinking "man I wish at some point there would've been a load of people I didn't fancy wanting to shag me"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Same here Vipros
Same here
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)
damn this exceptionally late blooming business
it's almost wasted now. If I weren't so goddamn vain that I didn't just enjoy it...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:13, Reply)
I know!
I'll always be plagued by thoughts of the hot women in my life I could have had sex with if only I had been less shy, more forward, or a rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)
I know exactly how you feel

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)
I bloomed too fucking early
I had a great figure at 14. Then my boyfriend called me fat.

At a size 8 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)
I know the feeling
nothing worse in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)
that sort of thing baffles me
clearly my mind isn't set up to think like a cunt, and wasn't when I was that age either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:19, Reply)
This
I can't be a cunt, even in computer games.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Well, this was a year later
but yeah, I still was reasonably slim.

He was just a bit naive. And didn't entirely think about what he was saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:21, Reply)
Then your boyfriend was a gargantuan cunt
8's certainly not fat. Hell, 14-16 isn't fat, it depends on your overall figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Oh, that's not the worst one
There's been the one who refused to tell me whether I was dumped or not that evening because he "didn't want to lose sleep over it", the one that dumped me for being "physically unattractive", I've been called fat in more imaginative ways...

Now do you see why I don't have a healthy relationship with men?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Because you're not having relationships with men
You're trying to have relationships with boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)
^fucking this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Is the being upset with someone telling you that you're "phsyically unattractive" anything to do with the fact that you'll now only date people you fancy, eg, find "phsyically attractive" ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)
No, it was the dating me, acting very keen, then suddenly switching off
and that being the reason he gave.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Oh, he probably just wanted a sha, eaither a one night stand or regular.
As they said above, try stopping dating boys who'll pull on your emotional pig tails at any opertunity.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:34, Reply)
He was the one doing all the running, texting me a lot, and who asked me to make it "official"
I tried to be hesitant, knowing I'd probably end up hurt. Let my guard down, decided just to enjoy a boy taking interest in me for once, BAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Yeah', he's a 'boy'.
or a cunt, eaither way.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 18:41, Reply)
When I get quite drunk, I'm not entirely aware of what I do
I know that sounds like an excuse, but it goes some way to explaining how I ended up in some of the situations.

It was more like "It's a shag. You don't really fancy me either".
The last guy I thought I liked. I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)
also out of interest
a question for male b3tans. At what point does someone become a slut? How many people?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:23, Reply)
it very much depends on circumstances I would suggest
sluttiness is more about how you dress and act, and as such I don't think anyone here qualifies from what I know about them.

as I said, it wasn't the appropriate word.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:26, Reply)
fair enough
I just find it odd that men are so aware of who has been before them, but don't think that standard applies to themselves. Not directed at you Vipros, just in general.

I think you're right- sluttiness if used at all is more about clothes and attitude. But there are two conflicting signals. On the one hand, men want women to be free and easy about sex- unconflicted and unihibited, and on the other hand they only ever want them to be like that with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)
I get where you are coming from
but it's not something that I consider really. I don't know how many people my mrs has been with other than it being a few more than my meagre score, nor do I care as what we have is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:46, Reply)
which is really nice
I've never asked a partner how many people they've slept with. And if they asked me I'd be reluctant to tell them because I wouldn't think it was any of their business. Plus (like you claim) mine is a ridiculously low number due to relative unattractiveness/ tendency to long relationships)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:53, Reply)
it has bothered me in the past a little (not in this relationship)
but I think that was more down to my own mild insecurity than anything else.

Fortunately that's not so much of an issue these days as I have my hands full restraining my massive smugness and ego.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:55, Reply)
yeah
and you need both hands for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:59, Reply)
too fucking right

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:59, Reply)
I don't mind talking about it, but then again I have slept with over a thousand woman
Unfortunately only around 7/8ths were models
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 18:04, Reply)
7/8th scale models?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 19:16, Reply)
It's nothing to do with numbers for me
A slut is someone who sleeps with people in order to hurt others. For example, a guy sleeps with another girl to get back at his girlfriend for saying she thought celebrity X was fit, or a girl who shags a guy in order to piss off another girl who fancies this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)
No one from here, in my mind, is a slut.... well, none of the women, anyway.
I reckon a slut is someone who sleeps with people behind other people's backs, like when they're in a relationship or something. If you're single, and the other person is single, and even the third person is single, then it's all fair game.

The biggest slut I can think of is Katie Price, I fucking hate the vile piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:33, Reply)
I agree with you Gonz
(and Lab for that matter) being a slut is about hurting others. (a) I don't think Lampito's slept with enough people to qualify for the term of slut even in the horrible way, and (b) I really doubt she has ever slept with someone to hurt them.

And yes Vipros I know it was just the wrong word used :) but it never hurts to have an interesting discussion
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:38, Reply)
interesting
not given it too much thought previously other than some nebulous thoughts that it's to do with dress and attitude. The hurting people part is not something I would've put under the slut label, but can see why you would, and hence why you would consider it a nastier term then I.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:49, Reply)
Slut isn't made from numbers.
It's made from attitude.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:50, Reply)
that's quite cruel
slutty isn't really the right word
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)
with further explanation it seems less so
I would've used something more appropriate but the words weren't forthcoming
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)
slutty isn't a great word to use about anyone
sleeping with people doesn't make you a slut, and it's not a word that's commonly used about men who sleep around. And the point about drunkeness doesn't stand up. Depression plus alcohol does result in poor decisions that would not happen otherwise

/sorry for lecture mode
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)
clearly things were more complicated than it first seemed.
I'm about as non-judgemental as it gets (except when it comes to stupid people and shit music) and I offer my apologies if it came across that way. The fact of it is that drunk people being out of control of their actions (beyond a certain "this silly thing is a good idea" point) has always puzzled me as I've basically never experienced being like that. Even in my days as a hardened drinker.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:25, Reply)
:) I'm cool with that
I'm very lucky. Like you I remain relatively aware of myself and my actions when drunk, and I've never done anything I've had to regret. But I do understand people who don't have that control, and who do end up in situations beyond their control.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Now I am picturing Tom Jones bellowing "SEX FACE! SEX FACE!" at me.
This is bad. You are a bad man.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Yeah, I had that in mind too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Stop making me laugh so much!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Spoitfy?
why not just highlight all the songs, put in another playlist and rename?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I don't really want to touch it.
I don't know why it's still in my favourties.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)
delete then
not worth having a reminder
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Was it George Foreman?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Tell That Girl to Shut Up - Holly & The Italians.
You're Gonna Kill That Girl - The Ramones.
(Cave Duck, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Wooooooooooooah
Boddeh-faw-haaawm, boddeh-fawm faw yeeeeeeew
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
you are delightfully odd

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
This is why I'm your BFF

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)
tru dat

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I have no idea what this is supposed to be
Catchy though
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Sing it out loud in a female rawk voice

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Ahhhhh
Now I feel compelled to put on some white linen trousers and run along a beach with a happy dalmation. Then bleed from my groin.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)
You got it, kid

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Ooooooooooooooooooohhh, lol, I get it now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I don't :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Body form advert.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Marliese by Fischer Z
A love song from the viewpoint of a deranged stalker.
That'll impress her.
(Cave Duck, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
on a similar note
Tom Lehrer's I hold your hand in mine
and Rammstein's Klavier
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Hey Micky
but he dubs over every "Micky" with a breathy "becky"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)
do you mean Hey Mickey?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Yeah, I'm not much good at 80s music.
I've edited now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)
YOU mean 'Mickey'.
They 'Hey' is not in the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I'm not editing again

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)
It's ok
It's a common mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)
YOU'RE A COMMON MISTAKE

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)
*Highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)
it works on many levels.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I am common
But I was actually very much not a mistake.
My mother needed me in order to get parental permission to be married and go on the waiting list for a flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)
There's also the other way you can read it
that many people shag you and think it's a mistake.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Oh man yes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)
It's funny because it makes derogatory insinuations to the effect that you're highly promiscuous yet undesirable
Gosh it's great living in Milton Keynes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)
it's funny because you get uppity at the drop of a hat.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)
I'm sorry, I didn't realise that read as uppity.
I was aiming for light-hearted parody voice, but there we go. Where's that Sarc-mark thing when you need it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
shift 9 1 0

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

(!)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Someone should really invent a symbol for that...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Oh I see, explaining the joke

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)
It's not great when you haven't even the chance to be promiscuous
Because you're so undesirable
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I am often desired thank you very much,
they're just generally absolutly mental.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
to be honest
I don't know why you were on that locked ward
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)
FORBIDDEN LOVE
She was a mentally ill golden retreiver, he was from Milton Keynes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)
bedlolz

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Haha!
"Oh Becky you're so fine, you're so fine and you'll blow me if I ever slip the pills in the right glass".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:46, Reply)
*handclaps*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Last time I ended up with a doped-out Al
Definitely got the booby prize. I didn't even think Al was drinking that night...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)
he wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Ah well, a shag's a shag
Incidentally, got any Canestan?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

b m
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Such high hopes, I do so hate to dash them!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 18:40, Reply)
Ah, but the song was originally called Kitty
so perhaps that possibly suggests, in a sort of subliminal Freudian kind of way that there is another B3ta user that he worships from afar.
(Cave Duck, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

worships from afar desires in order to complete a hellishly debauched, if only partly conscious, threesome
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Boots Randolph's ubiquitous Yakkety Sax
/obligatory daft suggestion
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Fever For The Flava by Hot Action Cop.
It's the ideal song for any situation.

WOOP WOOP
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Pussy by Rammstein

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)
I still haven't got round to watching the video for that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)
Loads of Macc Lads songs:
"She wore big knickers and she worked on t'sewage farm,
Got me 'and down 'er jeans an' nearly lost 'alf me arm"

"Well she thought I were good lookin' and I looked a bit like George Michael,
But she didn't want a fuckin', she were on 'er menstrual cycle"

Works for me anyways....

Happy Candle Day Lab!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Thanks Mam!
And loving the Macc Lads ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Slayer: Angel Of Death.
Repeated until the cd is full.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 15 Jun 2010, 18:13, Reply)
What, nothing by Nick Cave?
Especially Murder Ballads. There's some seductive music.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)

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