We've been referring to him as a rapist on all the photos of him molesting young students

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

linkypoos please.
I've always called him a thin lipped, paperclip salesman, that likes to leer at girls from far away with his ear mounted telescopic rape-oculars.

because it's troo.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

He de-tagged himself from the picture of him drooling on Lampito's face
but it's still out there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I gazzed him a linky
as it has lots of people real names on.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I just found some on flickr and some lovely person has linked fb ones to me.

She's resting her arms on his shoulders like a tired goat, it's beautiful :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I think everybody should stop picking on them
they make a lovely couple, and there aren't enough B3ta weddings going on right now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

those pictures look like buddy holly is lifting a sack of turnips.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Magnificent prose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)

but which one is Buddy Holly?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

The consent certainly makes a difference

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

That flikr set needs more names - it means nothing to me!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)

You mean nothing to them.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

You've really got it in for me today, haven't you!
I know who Chompy is the eyes give it away
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I'm practising being mean.
It's the new me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Pour quoi?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:00, Reply)

A + B = C
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I think I took things to far
when he called me fat al, and I pointed out that he had put on a lot of weight since I last saw him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Whereas you've done a hell of a job slimming down.
I can only assume all your spare, loose skin was tucked around the back and stapled in place for the night, hence the hoody.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'm guessing the AIDs helps you keep thin?
i prefer diptheria, but whatever floats your boat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Yup, it's fucking awesome.
WAY better than shitting yourself all the time.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Did you edit that?
I'm sure it said 'us' a minute ago? I clicked it and everything.

Can I have my click back now please?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I did change it.
*gives back click*

Although it means the same thing basically.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)

No it doesn't
you're implying that you're not part of the collective, and the only outsider here is me.
So back in you go, change it back now please
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I put them instead of us because some of US weren't there at the bash.
It makes more sense.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I was there but no photographic evidence exists
therefore I'm either a) a liar or b) a vampire
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

...or BOTH.
I've got my eye on you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

*fears*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I hate it when people are like
"I'm not a vampire", and then they're all like biting your neck and drinking your blood and you're all like "but you totally said you weren't a vampire" and they're all like "LOLZ i'm such a liar" and you're all like "Mother fucker!" and they're all like "What are you gonna do aye?" and you're all like dead and then rising again as one of the legion of the damned.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

That, like, totally sucks.
Oooh, see what I did there? Brilliant.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Fang you, fang you very much.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

You're not an outsider Bert
You're a gorgeous little cuddlewump who's main skill is making other people feel good about themselves.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

It's soooo true!

EDIT Also, how sad is it that Becky felt the need to send me spiteful messages on a dating website she's been using since the dawn of time, and felt she had to link you to my profile for you both to get your jollies on?
Have you people nothing better to do?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Nope.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Well that goes without saying for you, WGW
but it was close to midnight on Father's day, I would have thought at least Becky would have had other things on her mind
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
Oh boy, I love the way you just made fun of the fact that beckys dad is dead.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

It worked well for him last time.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Oh man, it totally did.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

And you seriously wonder why I call you a massive shitcunt?
Sending hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha really isn't that spiteful
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

To be honest becky, I would just ignore him from here on
Just remember, later in the summer you're going to be getting more bacon explosion when I have a BBQ, and Bert won't be invited.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I wasn't being mean
I was serious, I found it pretty odd that on a day like that she felt the need to go out of her way to be mean to me.
I have no interest in persuing any beef with Becky, but if she continues to engage me in a hostile manner (which in itself is extraordinarily sad), I will retaliate
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Giggidy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

*envies*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

You could come too
if you like
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

But you never invite me
*sadface*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I invite you on Al's behalf

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Does that mean I'll be gate-crashing?
'Cause if it does I'm coming.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

You're coming either way
I think we'll have to do a bacon and sausagemeat drive so we have enough for everyone as I plan on eating a LOT.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Why, are you going to kidnap me?
Have you been taking lessons from Chompy?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)

No need, the smell will lure you over to North London :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I think it'd be enough to lure me all the way from Devon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Very well, I shall prepare the bacon sniffers and lie in wait.
*waits*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I don't want to be part of your mong club anyway
You lot turn my stomach
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

That's why you keep hanging round here then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I keep coming back because
Your pathetic emotional out-pourings of 'oh the humanity' sustain me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Good job you're wearing a kilt, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Do we really want his sort there though?
Hells yes we do
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

:-D
keep me posted and I'll see what I can do
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Fuck, bacon explosion sounds awesome!
*salivates*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Haha gaz me the link Becky/Al!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Are you serious?
A man in his forties who's been alone for god knows how long?
You people are extremely sad
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?

Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Now you've called Becky a gaylord
Where will this all end kids??
Won't someone think of the Chilterns??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I prefer the Cotswolds

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Racist

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I registered a few days ago at my daughter's request
and I'd rather be gay than related to a girl who loves black cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Your own child
wants you to be killed by a maniac you met on the internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I hadn't actually used the profile until becky messaged me
and there's no way in hell I'd meet up with that unhinged loon again.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Who? Yo mamma?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

good grief
I step away for a couple of hours to do some work and I come back to this?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I know
It's appalling.
I think they all need a story and a nap.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

what happened to civilisation Roota?
it's gone tits up.

it's me and you against the world kid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Yup
It's like Lord of the Flies in here right now.
Everyone's lost it and I was scared, but now we have this helicopter...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

we can start fucking their shit up right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

YEAH!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I can't look anymore
Let's just scoot
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

right on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

It's all in frightfully poor taste.
Poor old Bert's signed up to a desperadoes website using what I really, really hope is a blurry, tearstained photo from his wedding, and all I can do is laugh at the quite sporty, cycling-loving little queer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

how ghastly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

It's a very poor show,
very poor indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I'm the one with the fluffy blonde hair
snogging psychochomp
( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

There aren't any of me on there, are there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Do you look like your profile pic?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

No.
I was the only fellow with long hair & beard who attended, to my knowledge.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

No then you don't feature
I suspect you were in the loo doing massive drugs at the time.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

None of me at all

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Ah, Vienna

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:06, Reply)