So who's going to be on here when the monghorns start?
I have to work, so will be following the football on my phone, who's with me?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:07, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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( broadsword, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I will
On the internet, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm working too
Plus I'm not a football fan, however there is a projector screen up in the office ready for the trainwreck England game later.

Anyone who brings a vuvuzela into the office won't get paid. That I can promise.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Wotcha.
Football really is shit, isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I can handle it
But I get annoyed when people stare at me blankly because I have no opinion as to why our national side are shit.

Oh and of course it's either football or tennis 24-7 on BBC right now

:-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I will be
I didn't get the day off for it, after the Algeria game I didn't see the point, but we've got one of the projectors up playing it through BBC iPlayer.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I hate football
I hate the fact the factory is shutting so people can watch football
I hate the fact people keep thinking we are going to win
A) this match
b) the whole fucking thing
I hate the fact I have no lunch *sadface*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

argh I'm at work and the way it's been going it looks like I'll never get to watch any other game

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

As long as England and France fuck up, I'm happy.
So far, so good.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I was going to say
The french team are already eating pain au chocolats at home :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I find it amusing that only now do they find the French players' behaviour "unacceptable",
as opposed to their earlier unacceptable blatant cheating. Ironylols.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I am offended by their very' Frenchness'.
Shower of cheating shites.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

*high fives*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I've often wondered
why there isn't a GB team, like there is in almost any other sport. Mind you, if there were, it'd still be full of Englishmen.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

If there was, I still wouldn't support them.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

What is this football you speak of?

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

You get a pig bladder
fill it with air and then, using your hands, direct it at the other teams goal
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

is it still inside the pig at this point?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Yes hence the original name of the game being
porc de main
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'd like to watch us get a beating
but would have to get the bus to town then walk back out to my house, as well as making up the time tomorrow or friday, which I can't do

so I'll follow it on t'internet

hopefully be able to find something that'll stream it without being buggered up by our proxy server
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Should I have an extra pint and spliff for you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

yes you should

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

You've got it pal.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

you're a gent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

*coughs*
Ooh that's much better.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I just want to go home as I feel fucking rough and I'm fucking hot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'd put you at "Barely Average" at a push...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Harsh, but fair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I fucking hate football.
I'll be out in the garden away from all types of contact with the rest of the world. I have no interest in it whatsoever.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I saw you getting carried away with the post button!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It's the football, it just makes me so irritated
It makes my finger twitch uncontrollably.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

haha
that sounds diiiirty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Oh dear, it really does.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

tell us how you really feel!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

you said it, girl.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'm allowed to go home for the match but my boss has told me I have to watch it
and will be quizzed tomorrow. I'm relying on my boring friends to update their facebook statuses complaining about certain players, which I will repeat in a knowledgeable fashion tomorrow.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I've got the right monghorn.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Ooh I bet you do sweetheart
Don't worry, its probably not fatal
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Only for the mong.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

My lovely boss has agreed to let us have the TV on for the match
So I'm happy about that. I'm full of trepidation though!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

We have it on a small cinema sized screen! Excitement!
I have meetings, less excitement
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

You're a Merkin, therefore invalid ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

+an

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

God dammit
They can't play football! I can choose who I damn well want, being both and all ;)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Pfft, hybrid

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Bred to get the best from both Nationalities
It's a shame that when a war happens I shoot myself in a friendly fire accident.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

hey hey hey
saddest of sad faces ever
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Only in the Football sense
Let's go blow shit up, sister!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

um...that's okay....you go ahead
*hides*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I thought we Americans
bonded over guns and wars and tea-parties?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not sure about where you're from
but 'round these parts we bond over shots, beer bongs and kareoke
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

WOOOO!!!! Kareoke!
I'm gonna do Bat Out of Hell.

What's your choice?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Probably something by Paramore
I can sing "That's what you get" really well when drunk
I even got a 100% on rock band
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

THIS MEANS I AM GREAT

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

You get 5 extra woo points for that then.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Texas
It figures :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

nope
someone asked me if I was watching the World Cup yesterday. I think my response was 'the World Cup is on?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Ooooh, did you hear the way Lineker said Rooney's name?
He doesn't sound like a fan of the potato-headed windbag.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

My dentist asked me if I had taken the day off
to watch the football, but I had to explain that as the only person in my office I dress as casually as I like.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Everyday is Naked Friday in your office, isn't it..

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

No Everyday is Shit on your chest Saturday in my office.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Worst Birthday EVER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

My boss just told everyone to piss off home.
So in my normal spirit of defiance, I'm staying put to about 3:30 and then go home.

I'm my own worst enemy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

why not just go home
and do something fun instead?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Like you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Personally
I'm cramming as much Cicero as I can into my brain, prior to meeting an eminent figure of the field who is going to stare at me with cold disdain when she realises how little I know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I was being a bit rude and implying that as you are a fun person they could do you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I chose to ignore that
as it happens
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Awwwww you're much harder to flirt with on the internet than Applebite.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

try calling me easy
in a more obvious way. That should work
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

well
a staff of about 25 is down to 4 this afternoon - and thankfully the phones are quiet. Means I can play on here if I so choose......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)