Woo! I'm back on-line.
Everyone has gone and I've tidied up a bit. No-one tried to molest me, (apart from Bert), I was ill and in bed most of Saturday day-time so didn't drink Saturday evening. Everyone is fucking lovely and I miss them already.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:18, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bert was there?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Tourette's Bert.
Not Bertmonkeysex.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Tourettes has a friend called Bert?
Or is that her nickname?
I'm so confused.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Tourettes has a monkey puppet called Bert.
He has his own facebook page.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Oh that Bert!
I wondered who that was.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:42, Reply)

There shall be photographic evidence soon
Need to do the uploady thing.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Me too.
Will sort that tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:43, Reply)

All up on my Facebook now :)
Lots of photos of Burt, the attention hogger!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Miss you already too!
What a top top weekend!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Miss you all already too!
I'm safely home (well, the local anyway) after a nice clear run down, thanks for having us all. It was lovely to see everyone I knew and meet all the ones I didn't!
(bill, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:27, Reply)

I am dead.
Maybe one day I'll learn, but I doubt it.
( wanderlust, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I'm fucking fried, me!
So, so tired!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:40, Reply)

battered and knackered
I'm going to bed in a bit. Had a fantastic time!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Do you still have a cock on your neck?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I was alerted to that and washed it off before I even went to bed
other marks of the evening are less easy to remove.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Hurrah!
I didn't get a hangover, and then I went strawberry-picking!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Top evening, Blousie, top evening.
Many thanks for your hospitality (and all the cups of tea and bacon we purloined from you this morning!) Was lovely to meet you, and everyone else that was there.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Cups of 'tea and bacon'?
Sounds barbaric.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Well, if you don't have the resources for the "Guiness with a raw egg" hangover cure
You just have to make do...

How are you old chap? Reluctant DJ session go alright in the end?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Greetings, greetings, greetings.
These things are never quite as bad as one builds them up to being. It was 'OK'. At least on this occasion the 'really irritating drunk person who feels the need to ask you for every record they've ever heard of' was a) female and b) passable.

b) was proven by the fact that I did indeed 'pass'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:35, Reply)

This sounds intriguing
I am intrigued.
Tell me more and satisfy my intrigue.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I'm in bed
and I'm never, ever going to mix cider and sangria again.

Fab weekend though.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:57, Reply)

hello. i've ventured onto OT
to say
top night. it was good meeting all you lovely mentalists. and my hangover's just about gone now
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:10, Reply)

It was ace, cheers
Shame I had to leave so early. Will try harder next time...
(berk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Had a storming weekend
Full of lovely people, lovely scenery and lovely drink.

Thanks for hosting Blousie!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Hi
I had a lovely time thankyou very much! nice to meet some very cool people and just have a good evening of ace company and drunken waffle.

Accidentally went home via Rochdale but never mind
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Steady on...
According to Mr Ants, Rochdale town hall was a building of such magnificence that Hitler wouldn't have it bombed during the Second World War. However, the population of this small town are apparently incapable of making a decent cup of coffee.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

well
It did add about 20 miles onto my journey home.

How are the friendly skies today?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Good visibility
Some light haze and scattered cirrus cloud, but fairly stable conditions, which should give us a nice clear run for another day of sitting on my arse and doing absolutely fuck all at work. The cabin crew will shortly be coming round to offer you a selection of over-priced, thimble-sized gin and tonics, Lidl's finest South African Chardonnay or some ghastly smelling eau de toilette which is basically gone-off Lynx in a glass bottle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

excellent!
my will to work at the moment is almost zilch, i'll be looking for voice over jobs later
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

My satnav took me down some pant-shittingly steep single lane "roads"
Never have I been so glad to see an A-road.

Also the southbound M6 was shut on my way up north, and the northbound M6 was shut as headed back south. Score!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

We had a great weekend too
Thanks for everything (and for letting me sleep with you!)

We didn't have a hangover on Sunday, wich is good, but I'm covered in bruises, wich is quite not so good and very painful.

Thanks again, and see you soon (I still have your present!)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Man, I'm so gutted I couldn't make it.
If it helps, the gig I played that prevented me from coming was utterly rubbish.

Look like everyone had a thouroughly smashing time though!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I had loads of fun driving past petrol stations until my
car told me I had a range of 0 miles and the nearest petrol station was 7.2 miles away. Oh how we laughed.

Awesome awesome weekend though. Can we do it again this weekend?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)