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Good morning
How are we all on this fine summer morning?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:21, 100 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm fine thanks
Although my office is still a bit warm. Damn stuck heating!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Our air con seems to be holding out
Although it did fail last summer, causing my floor to be unbearable.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Our office is always too cold
21 degC when you're just sat is not good for you. It can be boiling hot out there, but you still need to wear a jacket all day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It's easy to see you're from a warm country!
21°C would be very nice in an office. It's currently 28°C in mine and will probably rise to about 32°C as the day goes on.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Mmmmmm.... 32....
I wish.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:04, Reply)

We have air-con, but it still hit 28 degC yesterday
Fucking ridiculous
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Have you tried turning it off and not on again?

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Enjoying the showers, which will save me worrying about the garden later.
Looking at the pictures of the bash and wondering if black tee shirts are mandatory.

Trying to put off today's work.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:35, Reply)

It's raining here
RAINING

Is it too much to ask for three months of no rain? Given that the sun will fuck off some time in late September and not be seen again until April at the earliest? Grrr
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I've just noticed it's a bit grey outside
But when i got in at 7 it was bright sunshine. I hope it's just a minor bit of rain.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I feel exactly like you
But it seems it'll get better this eve for the match, so I'm not going to get upset right now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I hope you murder Portugal
I fucking hate Portugal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Because they stole Maddie?

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:42, Reply)

More likely to be their tiny bottoms in their tight trousers.
Looking better than his.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Very few people in my office wants Spain to win the World Cup
But they all want them to kill Portugal and make CR9 suffer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Please don't indulge his ridiculous pretentions
His name is cuntface
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)

That name was given by the newspapers in Barcelona
As a way to make fun of him. He's too thick to realize.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I can't believe Portugal made him captain
I know he's their best player but he's so fucking dumb
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Well, I don't want to insult him too much right now
In case they win and then I'll feel like an idiot.

We can make fun of him tomorrow.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Makes no odds to me
We've proven ourselves conclusively to be rubbish at football. All that remains is to insult other teams' players :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Hahaha!
At least you're not as bad as North Korea. Did you see on their news, how the told the whole country that they had defeated Brazil 0-1?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

It's my birthday, i am very well

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parttimedogfish, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:36, Reply)

happy birthday!
Are you doing anything exciting today?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:38, Reply)

thanks
nothing more exciting than the usual meal and having to be polite to visiting relatives. Off on holiday in a fortnight to celebrate properly
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parttimedogfish, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:44, Reply)

sweet, where you off to?
It was my bloke's birthday on Friday so we were subjected to dinner with relatives. I got a free meal though so I can't complain
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:53, Reply)

just a local italian restaurant tonight
.then a week in st ives
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parttimedogfish, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:06, Reply)

On my way to St Ives
I met a man with 7 wives...

What a twat, I mean, can you imagine all that nagging?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Happy Birthday
I haven't ever really spoken to you before so am refraining from attempting witty comments. But I hope you have a fabulous day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:38, Reply)

call him creepy
I hear that makes newcomers feel very welcome.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Oh well played Miss O'Hara
Genuine officesmirk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Happy Birthday!
Hope you have a good'un :)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Happy birthday!
Are you having a big party?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:44, Reply)

i wish. I'm currently just about to go into a boiler the size of a ten storey building.
fun fun fun!
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parttimedogfish, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oooh that sounds fun. Where is it, and what are you going to do when you are in there?

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I does sound fun indeed
Just remember to switch it off before going in.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:53, Reply)

ferrybridge power station
putting lights in it for maintenance work
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parttimedogfish, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I assume you are fully suited up.
I hope this doesn't sound pervy but.... can you take any piccys inside the boiler.

*is pervy*
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

yep. I might bring the slr camera one day and get some proper photos too

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parttimedogfish, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

*waits in eager anticipation*
Cheers,

If you look at some of my posts you'll see why.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Surprise!
It's Birthdaycancer
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Happy birthday!
It was mine on Saturday! You cancerous shit, you!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

The good thing about Birthday cancer is that it's not terminal
but he may end up having to have his pituitary gland removed
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

LOLCANCER
*suffices*
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

'LOLCANCER'
Would have sufficed
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

It's a fine sunny morning again
Although we got some lovely rain yesterday evening, which made everything lovely and cool again, and me happy.
Off for trip 2 of the week to Glasgow today to empty more stuff out of my flat. Only about 4 more trips to go...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:41, Reply)

i'm in a hotel room, how exciting
will be back in glorious manchester in hours, which I will enjoy greatly. The South of France is lovely though, had fresh croissants every day (but no red wine or balconies)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:49, Reply)

If you're here at 7pm
We'll be in Castlefield, drinking beer and watching the match, until around 9:30 or 10:00
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Oh, yes, I forgot!
I got yesterday my 3rd randomburn CD, from a b3tan from Japan (I don't remember her username right now)

Apart from the CD she sent Japanese sweets, a postcard and a head band that, in theory, says: king of the fun!

It was a fantastic surprise!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Wow that's pretty cool!
I've had two CDs so far, both containing sweets.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I got some fake tatoos in another
and these sweets that explode in your mouth. I hadn't had them since I was a kid.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:03, Reply)

In my 2nd I got a dairy milk bar, a toast tattoo that say Happy Birthday!, a network cable and a network switch box.
I was overwhelmed.
(TheColonel, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I have post party blues : (

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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Nonononono!
You said you were going to be all happy and that! Think about the next party or something good!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I feel like a mum who's kids have finally all flown the nest.
And I'm all alone at home with no-one to look after.
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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Aw, they should have left Burt with you
he'd have kept you company
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

He was molesting me all weekend.

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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

PHWOAR
Saucy little sod. I hope you gave him what he was after?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I'm saving myself for someone speshul.

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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You can always look after me :)
Remember we're going shopping in a month, but we can meet earlier if you want.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Aw hon! I'll be ok.
Once I'm back in the routine of the daily hum drum and I zone out.
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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

And your mother will be back soonish
and you'll get your life back.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

From the updates I was seeing all weekend,
it sounds like you and BK pulled off a brilliant time!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

So glad it's raining
my fur is getting the thorough rinse that it needs
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Ey dear!
Did you finish your sift at the Gulf? Is it cleaning time for you now?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I keep working late
so not starting again until 9.30, there's still a lot to do, but by God, I will make sure that all the Egrets in the Gulf have nice shiny feathers by the end of the day, damnit
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Just remember
When you set them free again, don't put them straight into the oily water.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

fuck's sake
do I have to remember EVERYTHING?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Of course not, calm down
That's why I'm here, telling you, so you don't forget.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'll Skua you in a minute

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Skua?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Its OK he's having a funny tern.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

tern?
I'm sorry, I lost track of what's happening 3 replies above.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Skua and Tern are types of sea bird.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

So is a shag. Bert likes shags.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Ah...
He was being funny, wasn't he?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Debatable.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I fear punning with a spanish laydee was ill conceived.
He should pour some petrel on these troubled waters.

PS Morning Porky, how's things?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

On top of the world right now!
I haven't been this happy in a long time!
And it has absolutely nothing to do with men!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Woohoo!
Hurrah for happiness!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:10, Reply)

BTW, I know who you are on Facebook.
I'm considering adding you. Awwwww, go on. Let me!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Ok, ok
But don't get upset if I have to ask who you are in b3ta. It's hard enough to remember one name for face, but two??

Ah, I can't use facebook at work, so I cant accept until later, when I'm at home.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Friend request sent,
and also a private message saying who I am. Mwahahahaha....you're so stalked!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Thanks, I think?

After BGB's party I got quite a lot of friends requests, but now I don't know their usernames in b3ta, so it feels very strange talking with them...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

If friending a b3tan I add a personal message with my b3taname
but you can't see them on the mobile facebook and they're not very obvious on the regular one.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

You! I know who you are!!!
*stalks*

Oh....wait. It's you.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

We have like, 10 friends in common
apparently. Therefore, I'm not much of a stalker. *fails again*
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

And it's not like my FB username
isn't in my profile.....
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Is it?
That's very brave. I'll look it later.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

still a little sore
but two days of no drinking and sensible bedtimes have me otherwise recovered.

Also, the Pork Fairy has magically filled my fridge with sausage and bacon so I had a Full English Breakfast this morning. SCORE!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Now that's the mytical creature I wish was real.
Imagine, endless pork products.....
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

it's the opposite of the Tooth Fairy
With this one you leave money and get pork. In some cultures he's known as "the local butcher".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Bollocks, I thought it was free pork
That reminds me I need to get some Pork with Sage and Pepper sausages on Saturday.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Knackered mainly
I've had to be in work at 8am two days running (the horror!) but as I've just spotted you said you were in at 7am I should probably pipe down...
(berk, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I don't normally come in at this time
But had things to do, and need to leave early-ish. I can't seem to shake the foggy feeling of lack of sleep though!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

My stomach is still a bit iffy.
And I seemed to have pulled a muscle in my arse : /
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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

~~pulled~~ left
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

For the tummy,
try a little ginger or peppermint.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Lemon grass infusion
Is the best
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Really?
I never heard of that. Recipe, please.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Hahaha
There is no much to explain. Buy lemon grass, put it in boiling hot water, leave it for a minute or so and drink it. It's the best remedy for bad tummies.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

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