Anyone out there thinking of producing a recipe book for soldiers?
Or possibly a book based on memories of a war-time diet?

If so, I've got a title for you. It just came to me the other day while walking to work. It's yours, for free....







Noms de Guerre.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:55, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*steals*
*puts safely away in drawer to be forgotton about for twenty years*

*finds and wonders why she's got a scrap of paper with the words Noms De guerre written down*

*shrugs and throws paper away*
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Posting
because I feel sorry for you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

How the mighty are fallen.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Yeah well I'm opening a bakery called "House of Pain"
EAT MY GOAL.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

If that's your best.....
I'll have a butchers called The Friends Meating House. In Darlington.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

There's a porno called Boy Meats Girl,
timeless.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I think that is fucking brilliant
I've been planning to open one that is like Hooters, but a bakery. and it'll be called Baps. or possibly Buns. or both.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I was amused yesterday
to learn that the governing body for surgeons who perform breast augmentation is called BAAPS.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

How about a retro theme - Bloomers?
French Dick (slur it) is always popular. Especially Hot French Dick.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

My fave shop name
is a party supplies shop in Hull called Hull-a-balloon.

So bad it makes me smile every time.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

There are two sandwich shops in Glasgow
by Strathclyde university, called:

Roland Butter

and

Joanna Goodbite.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Roland Butter
was bloody great.

Don't think i ever visited the other one though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

We've got a shop called S&M Supplies.
Never fails to make me chuckle
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I love...
Bronte Balti. An Indian Restaurant in W Yorks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm going to open a white goods shop called
"Sell fridges"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'm going to open a book and coffee shop
called Starbooks
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm going to open a brothel...
...with celebrity look-a-like whores.
Starfucks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Helston used to have a Freezer Geezer.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

There's a kids' clothing shop in Glasgow
called Weans' World.

This however may not mean anything to you unless you understand Glaswegian.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Sort of related
I've always wanted York City to be sponsored by a particular manufacturer of somewhat bland pastry-related products, thus becoming
The Ginster Minstermen.

Oh and for Colchester United to be sponsored by a large toy retailer to become Toy R "U"s
(Cave Duck, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Does anyone remember the two off licences opposite the Colherne Arms pub in Earls Court?
'Tipsy-Wipsy' and 'Bottoms Up'.

It was the biggest gay pub in London 25 years ago.
First place I heard the expression,'I'm just popping out for an abortion' meaning going for a dump.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

ha - I can beat that
we are thinking of opening a brothel called "Let them Eat Cock" - inspired by the wedding confectionary shop opposite the pub. Rather worryingly there is also a shop called "Love Mother" which supplies clothing for "the Mother of the Bride and Groom".

I don't suppose that given our close proximity to Wing and Dunstable I should be all that surprised if the mother was in fact one person.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I've always wanted to open a racism-themed tequila bar.
Called The Mockingbird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:39, Reply)