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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm feeling proper creative today.
I'm making myself a bracelet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm totally touching myself over that photo your sister just posted of the two of you

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I do the same thing
over Noel's photos of his daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Not cricket.
He can't access B3ta at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Oh well, I was kidding anyway
you're all more than welcome to fwap over photos of my daughter.

I know she's a bit ugly, but you lot would be lucky to get a girl like taht
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Do whatever you like to picture of me. I don't care.
But stay away from my sister! She's lovely and sweet and innocent and I don't want you corrupting her!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)
She's a lot taller than you too

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I was just thinking that
She's not my type though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Good.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)
You saying I'm not good enough for her?
I have you know that I'm a gent, I know how to treat a lady right.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Of course not, you're lovely.
Or you seem, it anyway.
I'm saying she's far too young for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)
That is the main reason why she's not my type
But I thank you for the compliment *removes top hat and bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Anytime dear sir.
*curtsies*
*flashes ankles*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)
*retreats to the opium den to self-pleasure with such vigor as to power a steam engine*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I know :(
She is wearing heels though, but they weren't very high, so it doesn't make it that much better. My Dad's 6'2" and he was looking up to her last night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)
And you are quite small too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I am not!
I'm almost 5'9"! That's pretty tall for a girl.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)
5'9"!?
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

/gunnery sergeant hartman
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Get the FUCK off my obstacle course!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)
you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass
and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I like you
you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds;
exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I bet you both
could suck golfballs through a garden hose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)
are you a peter puffer?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Get on with some fucking work
You're nearly as tall as Ms Foxtrot, which means I'm probably scared of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I have none.
I've finished uni for the summer.
And awesome, I do love scaring people.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I was thinking
'I don't remember her being this tall'

Then I remembered I was wearing heels at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

wearing heels rubbing olive oil into my heaving breasts
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)
naturally
there's not many times of the day I'm not doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Sorry, I meant Vipros. With the work thing
Your being 5'9" definitely lends credence to the suggestion that you're hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I bet it's made from macaroni

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Nope

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Hemp?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Nope

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is most uncalled for, but it won't stop me. Been hanging out with Bert too much
macaroni THE FLAYED PENISES OF EVERY MAN EVER TO CROSS HER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)

CROSS spunk on
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Nope
But I do like the idea.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Got enough to make a decent quality necklace yet?
Maybe start with a bracelet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Not quite.
Been having a bit of a quiet time recently.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Surely that's a good thing?
For the men of North-west England, and their penises, at any rate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Not anymore.
I've got a puppy. I went on a date with him last night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)
So many mental images...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Not a real puppy, you pervert.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)
That does narrow the field somewhat
Good for you with the date. Hope it went phenomenally well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)
It did, ta
He's so adorable and sweet. I am probably going to destroy him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)
You make yourself sound like some sort of dating supervillain
Lady Flamethrower shall be thy name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)
*puts crumpled tenner on the table*
oh really?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Its £15 now.
Inflation and the state of the economy you see.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Me and Lab already discussed this
the extra fiver is only if I want to keep your knickers the next morning.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Not a chance.
The ones I've got on today are the only black lacy ones I have left. The other pair got stolen.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Stolen?
*looks pointedly at al*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)
*coughs*
I don't know what you're talking about
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I'll pay that
we can watch Supernatural and drink Southern Comfort. You'll be safe from Al's depradations for one night
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Scratch the above
these mental images are far superior. Jensen Ackles doesn't even figure
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)
You're on.
I'll give you a discount and everything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)
But that doesn't keep me safe for the other six days of the week.
Although, £10 for 30 seconds work doesn't seem like too bad a deal.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)
But then you have to spend the rest of the evening listening to me cry
about how I never cheated on mrs al before and this is a one off and that never normally happens
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Why is it, that during these hypothetical scenarios of me shagging b3tans,
they always cry afterwards?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Self loathing innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
a number of reasons
generally pleasure at losing virginity perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
The fear of actually meeting a girl
let alone being allowed to put our winkies in their funslots.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I'm...just...so...happy
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

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