I'm not in the mood for this shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:30, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aw diddums.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

rawr.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Aww, are you having a bad day too?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Yes, I've been evicted from my flat because the landlord defaulted on the mortgage and now I'm homeless.
so, you know fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

wait
how is this beckys fault? and is she psychic now? no fucking need to guilt her for posting things you all usually laugh at.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I've apologised by gaz as I had no idea, since he hasn't put it on here that this has happened.
Not deleting it though because it's harmless fun. Just not the appropriate day for it as it seems.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

If he's not in the mood for jokes then what is he doing here?

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

why? youve done nowt wrong
b3tas the last place id click if i were upset
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

If i'd just been made homeless then I wouldn't really appreciate it. I'll ask DG to make a homeless one instead ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

what a load of bollocks
i dont post about the ins and outs of my fucking failings and upsets here but i dont get all pissy and DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH when someone has a dig.

sorry for his woes but we're not mindreaders, and you didnt post in malice
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

This is true.
Fuck you Chompy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

that's the spirit!
give him a free go!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

wey hey!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

www.livesquidinabox.com/pics/squid_peering.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Ahahahahahahah. Noice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Ooo yer a hard woman
I bet it was you wot clubbed the otter to death at the end of "Ring of Bright Water"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

sensible woman. she wasnt being spiteful.
and i dont know what that is but im as mad as hell about it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

It's a lovely film about a man from London
who adopts an otter, quits his job, moves to the wilds of scotland and kills a basking shark.

It may even be true.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

has it got any dogs in it?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Yep, at least one that I remember

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

holy fuck i am in like flynn
im a big fan of dog films and dog related films where dogs talk or just act or stuff
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Oh man, I wanna see The incredible journey and the new Cats and dogs film now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

get involved.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Totally am

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Otters are a bit like dogs

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

you dont know what youre fucking talking about here.
just walk away my friend. walk. away.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

...with their little noses

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

SPOILER ALERT!
GOD! You ruin everything!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

41 year old film is 41 years old
THIS JUST IN:

Jar-Jar is Luke Skywalkers dad

Butch & Sundance get married

And it turns out that the planet of the apes was the basingstoke branch of Tesco all along.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

tell her the bit about voldemort, go on

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

turns out he's got LOBSTERS SWIMMING UP HIS ARSEHOLE
that's why he's been such a cunt to all the little wizards and wotnot
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

one of my friends posted all the end twists in Heroes
on his facebook status. I don't watch Heroes but if I did I would have been angry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

yeah someone posted the ending of heavy rain on facebook which made me hulk quietly inside
i hope they get piles.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

is that the one with Morgan Freeman and...
no wait, that's Hard Rain. Isn't Heavy Rain a computer game?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

ja, ps3s

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Wiggy always ruins Tom Cruise movies for me by quoting that comedian Richard something
with "Tom Cruise is a cocktail waiter. Quite a good cocktail waiter. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a cocktail waiter anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good cocktail waiter again.

Tom Cruise plays a racing car driver. Quite a good racing car driver. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a racing car driver anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good racing car driver again.

Tom Cruise plays fighter pilot. Quite a good fighter pilot. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a fighter pilot anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good fighter pilot again."

etc.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

haha i fucking hate tom cruise he churns out a constant stream of shit
try watching films with kids... they NEED you to spoil the ending for them. theyre desperate for you to explain every single twist and plot arc before it fucking happens in minute detail.

JUST WATCH THE FILM.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I've come to the conclusion
that he has done loads of thoroughly entertaining films

that new one Knight and Day looks shit, but will probably be entertaining as well.

Plus, he kind of looks like my brother. or did before my bro got a bit chubby
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

i liked the vampire one and err
yeah. that one.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I thought he was brilliant in Interview With A Vampire
it was really unlike his other characters. I do actually like him as an actor, his films are generally entertaining, even if he is a crazy alien lover.

Plus he was funny in Tropic Thunder.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

he's excellent in Magnolia
Top Gun is a great film.

There are others too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

totally
when I saw Up! at the cinema there was a kid in front of me and it kept asking where the guy was going and where the kid was and then where the bird had gone and then who the bad guy was and I was all "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

theyd fucking know if they watched it.
im so very old :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I haven't seen any of the films you just mentioned
although I instinctively sense that you're mocking me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

You haven't seen "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"?
I would so throw sprouts at you if I could
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

what's it about?
hehe
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Are you saying that Rosie is a bearded man?
WHO'S WELSH? Shame on you.

possibly Scottish, I can't really remember
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

aww fuck.
welsh :( that hurts man.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Man, we should totally fuck his shit right up.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

i cant, ive got a bad leg

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

For shame

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Thank gawd for that
the last time I got my shit fucked up really hurt and didnt like it at all WILL NOT BUY FROM AGAIN
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

man that sucks cock
do you have friends you can stay with until you get sorted?

Can they really just kick you out like that with such little notice?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

you can totally stay at my place for free, everyone else does
*pointless internet hugs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Bad luck mate
Hope you sort it out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

*whispers*
stop talking to yourself, everyone will think you're crazy
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I was going to write that!
Good luck finding a new home Bobbychomp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Parp, I have a home thanks

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Holy shit !
You trollin' or you srs?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

maybe it's his new way of picking up women
"I'm homeless and sad, please love me" and they'll take him in and then he'll sidle into their room when they're sleeping.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I've meet girls who go for pathetic types before*, even seen it work a few times, but I don't think Chompy would do that.
But just for the record, does that kind of stuff work on you? It's just 'cus my nan ran over my puppy the other week.

* I'm saying here someone who is all "OH WOE IS ME, I R HOMELESS, LET ME INTO YOUR VAGINA LIKE I'VE LET YOU INTO MY HEART..... OH DIDDUMS AND DRAT ! PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME !" is sob-story pathetic, not actually being made homeless 'cus some complete and utter waste of human life has done a runner with your money, that's genuine "Holy shit, tough times".**

** I'm quite shit with words, I mean, people who feed girls lines about OH WOE IS me to get into their knickers is pathetic, not people who are actually going through real bad shit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

oh man its like MY WHOLE LIFE in your post

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Hah, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Nah I can't be doing with whiney bitches
and I'm lacking in the sympathy gene and mothering instinct, so it doesn't work on me, I just get annoyed. For me to be interested a bloke has to be funny and interesting and happy on demand, whenever I'm around.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Don't forget the massive |------ 4.8" ------| *wink*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)

it seems unlikely that will stop anyone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Indeed.
Thought there was a bit of Waaaahmbulance for a second but losing your home sucks royally. I actually feel a bit bad for RaCh. Maybe it's great opportunity to feel leave Milton Keynes though?
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

pretty shitty indeed
but the post had nothing to do with that, and becky professes not to have known.

I suspect that if I were to post about any woes I might have then I'd get a barrage of "Not so smug now eh?" comments.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Especially as your woes would be
related to on-shore winds and soggy sandwiches.
( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

'One has sand in one's croissant!'

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

you are sending a lot of abuse my way
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

True. Plus he asked me what was wrong yesterday
and then ignored the response and carried on taking the piss.

I'm not bitter about it though, I'm taking the moral high ground. *smugs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I fucking love it up there.
Make the most of it.
( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

someone send the sherpas up with a croissant and glass of Chablis

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Chablis? Fuck off, Chateau neuf de pape

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

hold on a moment
mountain climbing is very much a white wine sport. Chablis is a perfectly suitable choice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Ya think? I disagree. It's a white wine activity up until base camp
When you reach the summit it's chateau all the way baby.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

it's a hard call
as chablis and chateauneaf du pape are two of my very favourite wines.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

That's because some cunt like me has told you that they're the best wines available in that price range
I miss my wine tasting days.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

no, it's because I like them more than other wines

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

You're doing it wrong

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I know nothing about wine
chablis was the first one I thought of and the only one I can spell.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I like it
as it's really dry and crisp.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

It's ok, your face has been obscured by something weird
and someones drawn a squid on it as well
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)