Stupidly tired
The Lady had to be in work early this morning, meaning I have to be too (have to give her a lift). I knew this last night, so why oh why did I stay up til 1am playing Starcraft 2?

When was the last time you did something you know you shouldn't have done?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:11, 136 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning dude.
How's Starcraft?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:14, Reply)

alright Noel?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Alright Amberl?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Alright peeps.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:24, Reply)

Morning everybody
I'm determined to be cheerful Today.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:25, Reply)

excellent
I'll be flying out tonight, so today is a getting ready day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Well have a fine time.
I'm not off 'til September, but the boss is away soon, so that's a proxy holiday for me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)

yay! proxy holidays.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Thanks
festival time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

alright amberl
Yeaaaah I'm great generally. Suffering with a bastard of a cold but nothing a faceful of crisps and five hours of chronological Star Trek Borg episodes won't fix.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)

glad you're good
enjoy the rest and Star Trek, and the crisps. The crisps especially
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

You can do all the Q episodes tomorrow

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

NO, q is shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Noel, take this refutation as a reccomendation
Chompy knows fuck all about Star Trek.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

"Encounter at Farpoint" Ok
"Hide and Q" Meh
"Q Who?" Good
"Déjà Q" Shit
"Qpid" Shit, edit: actually one of the shittest ever
"True Q" Shit
"Tapestry" Shit actually good but q's hardly in it.
"All Good Things..." ok
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
A quick poke with a stick, and you jump.

That's excellent knowledge though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I think the only worse suggestion you could have given would be:
Watch all the episodes where they "somehow get stuck in the holodeck and something goes wrong"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I agree they are shit.
Or any with Wesley Crusher. The best episodes have lots of phasering in.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

If there's not 20 minutes of forced diplomacy in an episode it's not proper star trek.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

the one where data is sherlock holmes is good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

which one is Q?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

The one in the middle

(Cave Duck, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

It's really rather good, dude
Very polished, great story so far.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I ordered it last night
should come tomorrow from play I am a tiny bit excited.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

It's well worth it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

what is it?
can't be bothered opening a tab to google it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

A new game from blizzard,
the original was a turning point in RTS gaming and has become the unofficial national sport of Korea, with TV coverage of professional matches shown nearly every day.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Alright wankers?
Just last night, in answer to your question.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)

allo lovely.
how're you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)

What/who did you do?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

This morning
MASSIVE COOKIE

Fuck yeah
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Massive cookie?
what flavour?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)

White chocolate
I know I shouldn't have

but it was SO GOOD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)

erk. White chocolate?
shoulda been dark chocolate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Naaaaaaaah mate
White chocolate is the tits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

agreed
I'm still annoyed I've lost no weight this holiday, despite no snacks (the occasional crisps excepted) small meals, and huge amounts (for me) of exercise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Don't give up,
can be a slow start but weight loss speeds up eventually.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

this is true
after a while it becomes habit.

Also, not drinking so much booze is the best way to lose weight if nothing else is working.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

^^This
Despite a recent relapse, I found cutting out the evening cider helped me drop a lot of weight (and save some cash).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I haven't had a drink in almost three months
and I fully support this notion.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I enjoy a few beers or wine on occasion
but cutting out the major intake has helped me lose a couple of stone.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I need to get back on track
Not done the pushups in a while, and had a couple of shit weeks, so had a drink most weeknights. *ashamed*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Unfortunately my recent findings corroborate this
I've realised that if I cut out beer altogether I'd have reached my ideal weight and waist measurement by now. However, I prefer to extend my stay in fatsville and run further, faster and more often to work off my continued beer intake.

I like beer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

that's fair enough
everything in moderation, including moderation.

My beer intake has reduced mainly because I've got a 3 pint limit if I want to then have a spliff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Of course, the absolutely best, most effective way of losing weight
is to develop a serious class-A habit. No-one's hungry when they're pilling their tits off.

OK... best ridiculously unhealthy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Not drinking so much?
What a shocking suggestion!

On a serious note though, my calorie consumption has probably been under a thousand a day for five weeks, with walks totalling two miles each day up hill/down hill and then an hours worth of swimming. Something should have changed

Edit: I have drunk quite a lot of wine, but only three times a week or so, and generally on days I haven't eaten much
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

you might find that you have kick started it
and that once you return to home and if you carry on controlling things that you will lose weight
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

but five weeks worth
should be enough. I wonder if there is something wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Eating shit and not doing enough exercise for x amount of years
can't just be turned around within 5 weeks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

^this
it took me a couple of months at least of going to the gym and working pretty hard 2-3 times a week, as well as surfing and not drinking and eating better to even begin to lose weight.

Now it seems to go away no matter what.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'd agree Pyschochomp
if that was true. But I eat fairly healthily and have been to the gym a lot in the past three months. I'm not saying I should be instantly slim. But five weeks should mean at least a few pounds dropped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

^this with raspeberries^
I have been rteally good recently following my diet plan and gyming it 3 times a week and last night was my first lapse. Settled down for a bit of borderlands action and had myself a little bag of gummi bears. Naughty andy!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)

It'll go straight to your hips.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Maybe I should have some then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Don't be turning up at my house all skinny, young and full of life.
I want you fat and miserable alright.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I can do that just for you Blousie. xx

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)

If you want extra hips
you're welcome to mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

no!
take mine!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Shush you
I saw her first
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

but I've got more to get rid of
half and half?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

OK then, but only cos I like you
Dunno if you have got more to get rid off, but I suppose it's easier for me to jog than you. Am just lazy as hell
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

excellent
here you go Poppet, lots of hips
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Careful
She'll be after your you-know-whats next
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I resent that implication,
but thanks for the hips.
/shakes hippy booty.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I was more intending to imply
that Amberl has enough boobs to share with you. And most of the rest of Australasia
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UK322rW7I
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

When I decided to move house exclusively by bus. Yes I am that cunt in your way with a huge suitcase and no I'm not fucking moving it.
I'm not usually so tight, only I have to go to the new place each day anyway, I have a bus pass for a week and they want £45+ to move my stuff in a cab. I don'yt get paid til the end of august, so that plan's out.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

rather a suitcase than a screaming chav child.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Got one of them right in front of me. It needs putting to sleep.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

*shudders*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Sing it a lullaby
Either literally or in the New Jack City sense of the word
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Its gone now. I hope it didn't touch my case.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

When I moved into the flat before the one I've got now
I was on the 9th floor so obviously we were putting boxes in the lift to take up. Some woman came and shouted at me for holding up the lift, she was all "I live in the penthouse and now I'm going to be late for work because I've had to come all the way down from the penthouse and it's really selfish of you to be using the lift like that when people up in the penthouse need to use it." She then told me there was another set of lifts around the other side of the building and that I should use those. She was a massive bitch. The penthouse was only one floor above mine as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Turd in her mailbox

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

She was wearing a shirt that had the name of the hotel next door on it
so assuming she's not the manager there, I beat her at life.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

on the plus side
you know where she lives now. In the *penthouse* for easier revenge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

a swift kick to the fanny would have sufficed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Fanny?
We are English my good man, it's called a Cunt/Clunge/Minge/Wizards Sleeve
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

melted welly
clown's pocket
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Badly-packed kebab
Axe wound
Hole.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Sandpit
Salmon canyon
Tuna Canoe
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Or in TGB's case, Sarlacc pit
Gaping chasm
Watford Gap
Or a personal favourite, poon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

sandpit?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Yep, sandpit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Because kids like to play in them?
or because all the public ones near me were filled in after glass was found in them?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Because of Voltaire's Angry Glove

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

*shudder*
not the good shudder.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

cocktrough!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I have never heard either of these
are they real?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Yes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Fanny means vagina
Stupidface.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Well Duh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I am English and I like fanny, besides fanny in yankspeak is your arse isnt it?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I know
I'm not insinuating you're a yank, just criticising your lack of ambition with your language.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I still like the word fanny

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

You did say you were as strong as a white rhino
You really should have piled those boxes on your head and run up the stairs three at a time to prove your point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

it was the NINTH floor
plus I don't think rhinos can run upstairs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I doubt they have the dexterity to carry boxes either

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

you could stack them on the horn

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Might incur some fairly massive damage

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Quick and dirty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

That's a fairly accurate description without needing the picture

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Haha how do you get away with that shit at work?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

My monitors face a wall
I love being in my corner ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

hahaha
thanks.

Bert was right, look at my double chin!! *sobs, purges*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I'm willing to bet that
95% of people would have a double chin when pulling that face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

definitely

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Yep!
Same for me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

pick any photo of me
for same effect
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

this really reminded me of the
"it could grasp it by the husk" line from The Holy Grail.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

But then of course,
white rhinos are non-migratory
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

lol you lived in a high rise like a povo

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I live on the first floor, and have the whole of upstairs.
Myself and the rest of the household try and get different things delivered, such as "The Penthouse", "Top Floor", "Suite One", "Sector 10"....etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Last night
I sat up watching series 1 of HIMYM until 3am, not a good idea!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

is that any good? I am put off by NPH being in it as I just want to hurt him.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

It's superb
And how can you hate NPH? The man is a legend!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

dunno I just don't like his face.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

It can be quite funny.
But I wouldn't stay up all night to watch it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

if you don't like NPH then you won't like it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

then you won't like it, you are a fool
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

that goes without saying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

QUICK, WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

1987!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Good help us, I've overshot ! Damn it, DAMN IT.
Tell me, has John Major launched his attack on New Persia yet?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)