If you were on death row
What would you have as your last meal?

Alt Q; How do you like your eggs cooked?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:45, 55 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

mixed chicken shish lamb donner no salad extra chilli sauce boss

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:00, Reply)

2 bottles of Moet
lobster, grilled veg, rice pilaf
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:11, Reply)

2 3
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:12, Reply)

macaroni cheese
my favorite.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I totally cooked a really nice pasta sauce.


Ignore the stupid tomartos-on-the-vine on top, they were just for the photos for me to look poncy.

It's quite good, but it was one of those "I feel like cooking but I don't feel like eating" things, only had a few bites, _SOMEONE_ gave me the lergy, ain't in the mood for eating.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I am well impressed with the iPhone 4's camera though, first time I've used it, I think it's almost actually good enough to replace a compact digital.... _almost_.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:24, Reply)

It comes out clear enough

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)

It is such a dramatic improvement to the 3GS, where everything looked really dull... here is an example.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:38, Reply)

i just et yeah and im already regretting it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Yeah', sad times.
The doc gave me some anti-sick stuff that I put under my lip, but it tasted rank and took hours to desolve and made me teeth feel like they were being acid'ed out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

A big plate of chips and curry.
Scrambled!
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:25, Reply)

ohmigawd
I want to change my answer, delivery please, from that indian place at the beach omfg so good
I know what I'm doing on my vacation this year
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Last meal:

Linguine al vongle
Rib of beef, rare, goose fat roast potatoes.
Selection of blue cheeses.

Copious pints of cider if allowed.

Egg: poached.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:36, Reply)

crispy duck pancakes for starters (with red wine)
steak and potatoes wedges for main course (with london pride bitter)
my own baked cheesecake for dessert (with vodka cranberry)
cheese and biscuits (with a decent vintage tawny port)
romeo y julietta churchill cigar

alt: poached

edit: actually,if i'm being executed, i'd like a pint of blancmange and an emetic, the cunts
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I love a nice Romeo y Julieta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 7:15, Reply)

Ooh, add a pint of blackcurrant juice
so it looks like you're vomiting blood. That'll traumatise them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:05, Reply)

Steak and Kidney pie, mashed potato, and a Stinger beer.
Oeuf-wise, I like 'em any which way. Hangover, it's gotta be over easy. In general, though, poached. Yum. Or, if I feel childish, dippy egg and soldiers...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:47, Reply)

cannot think about food, ate too much chinese to think
scrambled, or poached and in a sandwich. Better, in a cake
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:52, Reply)

oooh, here's a question you may be able to answer
if someone has a really bad migraine likely to last a few days, what would be cool for them to receive in the post/e-mail?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:55, Reply)

A hat.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:22, Reply)

with ears
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Perhaps I could make one
he has a big head, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:24, Reply)

That's probably why he gets migraines.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:31, Reply)

you're missing
the antagonism aren't you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)

should we start being mean to her?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I've been abused by professionals.
Do your worst.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

shit your leg off
you goat-sucking cock-handed twat badger
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I think I love you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I was quite happy with that one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:46, Reply)

It's definitely a corker.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:47, Reply)

turn into /talk for the night haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)

for some laughs
check out the wedding thread b3ta.com/questions/beautifulmoments2/post819691
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

migraine tablets

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:25, Reply)

he doesn't take any :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:26, Reply)

seems a little silly
i would if i got a migraine
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:29, Reply)

*shrugs*
i dunno
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:32, Reply)

it sucks not being able to
do anything for someone when they're ill
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)

cooling gel eye-mask
ambient music CD
stressball
instant custard
autechre CD
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:07, Reply)

the only thing that helps migraines is trying to sleep through it
although I did get some migraine tablets from the pharmacy that cost like £7.50 for two, but fuck me they were brilliant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Don't eat eggs
for my last meal, probably some decent champagne and a steak. I'm not a fussy sort.

Argh I'm really annoyed that Samsung have pulled that viral marketing video (the one with the 3D paintings) been looking everywhere
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Thin slices of fried calf's liver
with a couple of rashers of smoked bacon on a mound of mashed potatoes and topped with fried onions, washed down with a good strong red wine.

Alt Q: florentine.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Yuck

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:55, Reply)

What?
You don't like liver?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:08, Reply)

and red wine

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Pepperoni pizza
Banoffee pie and full fat coke. Eggs - scrambled.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Thanks for all of your suggestions.
I'll put them to the prison governor tomorrow.

Although I fear I should have asked this question a bit earlier, seeing as I'm going to chair tomorrow, and I worry they'll struggle to get placenta in time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Good quality steak and chips
Rare. Big chunky chips to soak up the juices. For starters a plate of Oysters and all washed down with a bottle of Miller...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Greek food all the way.....
And I prefer my eggs unfertilised ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I'd have to say a medium-rare ribeye
with mashed potatoes, mushrooms, fried onions.

Eggs: Scrambled.
(nolongernuts, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:57, Reply)

Probably a massive mixed grill
Or maybe The Four Horseman burger, just so I could die amused. Would be washed down with copious amounts of ale though, either Courage Best or Bombardier.

Alt Q: Omelette with brown sauce, or fried with a runny yolk.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I'd have Beef Wellington cooked like the one my friend cooked me last night for my birthday
it was as close to food perfection as is possible to get.

With a nice chateauneuf du pape and a fat spliff for afters
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Coq au vin
bottle of Cote du Rhone
potatoes
green beans

poached
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)