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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What are you looking forward to?
Anything great coming up in your life that adds that little spring to your step?

Alt Q: why don't you just FUCK OFF, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:51, 198 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
5 days off work
Does that count??

I'll fuck off at 5, I promise
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I've got to take 10 before the end of next month,
but I've got nothing to do.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)
You win
Go on, remove the spring, why don't you?

cunthorse
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Swap you:
I have just 3.5 days to take by Dec 31st - to include my birthday AND Christmas. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)
working for the NHS has some benifits.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)
I have a ceiling to paper
and walls to strip and a floor to sand if you will work for dinners! No?? Thought not.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I'm goign to Norwich tomorrow for a family thing that'll be good.
Going to watch England at Wembley next month, a friends engagment party the week after. Moving in to a new place if I ever find one. Oh and doing your mum.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Oh and a mate has moved into a converted pub in Camden and he's having a housewarming.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)
No one is replying because you're all jealous of my awesome life.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Yes, that's the reason.
*pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)
My life is brilliant,
My love is pure
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)
nothing about you is pure
you were born evil
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I live in Norwich!
We should totally have sex
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Holiday in the Peaks for a week, next week...
...and my NEW BIKE arrives today! It's thermonuclear orange.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)
It looks just like this:-
www.marin.co.uk/2009/images/1600/3931-1F.png
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)
orange

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Sexy
Apart from being orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Even sexier...
...with a gurning, middle-aged tit in lycra riding it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Be still my beating
Phallus.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Hello!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Al are you looking to cheat on your bike with PJM's bike?
You're a monster
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)
PJM's bike...
...is 93.7% less gay than Al's.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)
I've seen oranger

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Birds round here for a start

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Have you been spraypainting
Your seagull friend?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Girl birds

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I guessed
I was making a funny.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)
Are you sure about that?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Yep. Honest.
Absolutely no idiots in this post. Nope. No sirree.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Oooh, rather!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
looking forward to my gf coming home on Tuesday after 2 weeks away
Looking forward to getting rid of my cunt of a hangover too - had an 11 hour lunch yesterday
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
As of Tuesday
I'm off work for a week!
I'm going to the bf's lovely sister's wedding (meet the family - eek!)
I'm going to Cambridge, Denmark and Sweden.
All in a week. I can't WAIT. And I haven't seen him for three weeks so that'll be nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I have nothing planned till Bank Holiday weekend
Although MotoGP this weekend woo
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Several concerts and festivals
Seeing Arcade Fire 3 times in the next few months. Fuckyes!

I'm going home for a bit soon, which will be nice. Other than that there's not that much to be excited about.

Alt Q: No u.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)
They're shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)
I've never heard anything they've done
and yet I believe they are playing the O2. What's that all about?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)
They are surprisingly big, headlining Reading and Leeds too
and tickets sold out very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
What's the song of theirs that I can look up on youtube and go
oh, so that's what they're like?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
I like "No cars go" by them
Rest I've heard are a bit meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Wake Up
Keep The Car Running
Neighborhood 1 (Tunnels)

If you've heard anything by them, it'll be the first, the second is a great song and the third is one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
They are tedious and dull
much Kings of Leon.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)
I hate the Kings Of Leon, don't worry.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)
I doubt Al was worrying

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Just trying to salvage some musical kudos.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)
-puts on Rocky Horror Picture Show-
-sulks-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

sulks proves Monty's point
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I'd be alarmed if we had the same music taste to be perfectly honest

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)
what is a lust dustbin please??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)
The most accurate description of me from anyone on b3ta
from the delightful Donkey Gums
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)
ahhh
it does have a certain charm. i might steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)
I also had "Irascible lust denizen" from himjim
and "Voracious Lust discernible" from Becky.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I submitted
hobag
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)
In that thread?
Oh dear. I'm a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I read that as hogbag and snorted a crisp through my nose
I feel bad now.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I look more like a pig than a common prostitute though

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I refuse to pander, but hookers come in all shapes and sizes. Not saying you are one though

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)
To be honest though, I'd prefer to be a pig, pigs are great.
They taste good too. Have you settled in to your new place?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Pigs smell bad though, I used to work with them them and they're filthy buggers.
Yeah, settled well thanks. Missing my N2 postcode a bit and the bacon and egg cafe next door, but it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)
.... but, if she was one, how much do you reckon?
I think it's gotta be worth at least a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)
no more
self deprecation missy. Even if it is the English Way

/Fightstar

Edit: I was told I looked like a Britney Spears fan once. That was worse
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Pfft
As you see I got my tickets. Happy Lampy.

Really should do something with my day, though. I went to Liberty and looked at all the wonderful fabric. I'm in love.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)
congratulations on the tickets
I'm not doing anything today. Apart from being lazy and obnoxious. So a day's work for me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)
CSI Vegas and Crunchies
I reckon I've watched about 20 episodes in the past week. The Who are forever ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)
I've been watching Merlin
and Life on Mars (which has the best ending)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)
good choices, still haven't stopped listening to the suburbs yet

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)
That just means you are old.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Piss off Grandad!
At least I don't make that dad joke after you order all the hot meat in the world.

Although I did find that funny.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
lots of people like mediocre music
it's a sorry state of affairs
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
^ do not like
very snobbish
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)
^ do not care
It's fucking true.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
you shut up you miserable
old codger. Go and shout at some kids in a park!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I'm not allowed in the park.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)
because of the 'register'

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)
mostly joking
I don't care what other people listen to, but I get bored easily by indie rock

edit: in fact, Monty's right. I don't know arcade fire well enough to comment, but I stand by the fact that lots of people really like mediocre music. Look at the charts.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I know
I just don't see the point in arguing about music you like what you like. Indie rock is painful though but it's good for boring people.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I just like talking about music in general
it is a passion of mine

in other news: my new electric 12 string worked a fucking treat at band practice last night. Added a whole new dimension to some songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Talking fine but no pooh poohing
that's good news. I've just bought some new skins. Black to go with my black drums. Bit goth but I couldn't resist. I am toying with putting led's in my bass drum too. Maybe going too far
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)
yeah yeah
lower it yeah and get some phat rims and underlighters boom boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Have you been watching Knight Rider again?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)
It is a drum K.I.T
so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)
I'm torn between high fiving you for that
and destroying you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Have you been watching Knight Rider again?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Have you been watching Groundhog Day again?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Pimped out drums look tacky imho

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)
I may leave them as they are then.
Just black.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)
like the idea of black skins though
I'd avoid the leds

isn't my new guitar pretty
my.frooition.com/080450/images/dano%2012.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)
they change the sound completely
much flatter more a thwack than a punch
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)
interesting
I'd have to hear them I think
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
think 70's prog rock
rather than 80's pop
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)
just what I like

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Yes, black skins is perfectly fine
And band logo on the bassdrum skin, anything else is too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)
no name, no logo
we are looking for a synthesizer man but no joy yet. It's just me and my old bassist at the mo. We are very much trying to sound like LCD Soundsystem. Obsessed with them at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
that is pretty

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I adore them, thank you very much.
I'm also seeing my old favourite band, and I'm not entirely sure I can be fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Before the end of the year
I am seeing

Nik Turner's Space Ritual supporting Gong (featuring Steve Hillage)
KRS1
Motorhead

Can't fucking wait. The first one's a present from my dear brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)
I'm going to see
The Black Keys
Sarah Blasko
Imogen Heap
Motorhead
Orange Goblin
Sophie Ellis-Bextor

and I wanted to go and see Eels but they've sold out.

of tickets. Not like, "you sold out man!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Ooo Imogen Heap
Quite like her, my ultra-fit driving instructor got me into her.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
It's billed as "An evening with Imogen Heap"
at the Albert Hall no less, sadly I have tickets right up the top which are billed as restricted view, but still, I'm sure it'll sound good.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Some friends of mine saw her in the States
Said she was bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)
I've seen her two or three times before
her live show is really cool considering it's just her and loads of computer gizmos.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I was a bit pissed off at first to see Jason Derulo had sampled 'Hide and Seek'
But it works in the song, so am now ok with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)
I know I'm gutted about Eels!
They're playing Manchester the same day as Muse. Of course I'd rather see Eels than Muse (again) but I've commmited to going with a good friend of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I'm seeing Monster Magnet and Xavier Rudd
this is satisfactory
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)
V disappointed to be missing the former

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I'm pretty excited
think it's going to be a smallish venue too. If I got to meet Dave Wyndorf I would be overjoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Oh god smugness levels would reach critical
Engulfing the world in a smughole which sucks in all matter and excretes croissants
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)
wouldn't it just?
I really hope they do Wall of Fire, so I can hear him sing "well I'm back, I've got a cock made out of platinum"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Haha - 'you've forgotten where you come from, man'

Orange Goblin is a great name but I've never heard their stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
stoner rock type stuff
it's good
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
The singer is a ridiculously large man

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)
You
are a lucky boy to be so well looked after!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)
I'd like to see some bands
but I never get round to checking tourdates so I always miss the good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
This is a poor excuse.
Even I'm going to see Motorhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Nothing and No
And yes I think I might just be about to do so.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)
I am
Going for a week in Menorca (hopefully) around bank holiday weekend.
Then I have a Stag Do in Bristol.
The fun on the beach the weekend after!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Having 3 weeks holiday
starting a week today.
The reason? I'm getting married 2 weeks today! Wooyayhoupla etc.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Congratulations.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)
You are JohnTheDane
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)
haha
Nope, and I can prove it by not gazzing a picture of my cock to you.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I simply cannot wait for holidays!
Roll on October.

I'm also looking forward to going to the park tomorrow morning to be shouted at for an hour. That'll be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Wooo!
I'm imagining you spinning round that pole already. Let me know about the football BTW.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)
Wilco!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Don't you think he sounded massively gay in the first line?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Yes I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Glad it's not just me!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)
I'm imagining him saying in that way that he does
and with exaggerated hand movements, and possibly kicking up one of his heels.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)
with
a little mincing handclap at 'cannot'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Yes, this exactly
actually there was a picture knocking round of him trying on his wedding suit and a skirt and kicking up one leg and someone drew a massive cock behind him. That's exactly how I pictured him saying this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Haha that was me. Photobucket deleted it for obscene content :(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Whaddya mean, 'that way he does'?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)
You know, that way you do.
You know that way you do right? This isn't one of those things that everyone's always thought about you but you're unaware of is it? Oh.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Awwwww, don't worry, I still love you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Man, I'm seriously never using my hands to illustrate my point again.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I think he sounded masculine, and strong, like a bull.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I reckon your wife would do a better job of sounding strong and masculine

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

your wife John Inman
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Sounds like you sure do have exciting weekends
I presume it's for something productive, and not just parents shouting at you to get away from their kids again?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)
Hey, gotta get my exercise somehow.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)
BUMMING

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)
I'm cycling 150 miles in 3 days
in less than two weeks time. This I am not particularly looking forward to. But I'm off to the Notting Hill festival and then to Spain after I finish, which will probably be a lot more enjoyable.
(berk, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)
a mate of mine and his brother are cycling from cornwall to cape town
for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Scubabiking?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)
I think the water based bits will be done on boats
I assume they will be cycling round and round the boats so they are actually covering the full distance by bike
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)
That would only work if the boats were moving a speed carefully calibrated to the size of the available deck and the speed at which the bikes were moving.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
your point being?
they are both engineers, and they both sail, so they should be able to figure that sort of thing out
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Ooh, how did Mrs Vipros get on in her exams?
It's a bugger getting on here on my phone but I saw you started a thread about that.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
she passed, which is awesome
now she's trying to see about an associated payrise. Her company is doing a bit shit at the moment though, directors don't know if they are getting paid month to month, but even so, she was on way below what she should have been anyway. Fingers are crossed for a 25% pay increase, but time will tell!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Aces, hope she gets the payrise

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Madness.
I am considerably more likely to get pisswet through, though, as I am doing this
(berk, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

doing this cycling behind Roota
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Qualifying early next year and earning more money
Short term:
Watching more of Breaking bad
Bacon sandwich for lunch
Finishing my portfolio
Seeing lots of fabulous people from here soon
Getting broadband connected sometime next month
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)
I don't know really, I've nothing specific that I'm looking forward to, maybe starting a new job soon.
There is nothing that I'm dredding, there is nothing bad at all, and that is good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)
No.
Why don't YOU FUCK OFF.

That's you told.

As for things I'm looking forward to? Nothing. Although I'm thinking about moving. I got offered a job in London last new-year but ended up staying in Bristol, I'm wondering if a couple of years in the capital might be interesting though. Or maybe Edinburgh. Just looking into things now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Come up to town Jeffrey.
There are loads of randy dogs everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Up town being The London yes?
I'm not sure I could hack it for any more than 2 or 3 years, but I'm looking at various options now.

The first one, obviously, is finding a job - but trying to find the right balance between the time and cost of commuting within the City and outskits compared to the increased cost of rent living closer to the centre of commerse is a bit confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)
Live in the East End: problem solved.
Not terrifying expensive (relatively speaking), not far away from central London either.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I've seen the East End of London on the telly.
Is it as I imagine? The crime rate seems really high.

There is one pub I know of that has seen 3 landlords murdered and a neighbouring pub got burnt down after the landlord raped someone.

Saying that, if I avoid Albert Square, it might not be that bad, and James Wilmot Brown hasn't been seen in anything for donkeys years.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)
It's GRATE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)
5.30pm today
ice cold vodkas. on ice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

ice my breasts
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I'm thirsty.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

'm thirsty like breasts
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)
You know me so well!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Hopefully I won't know you for much longer once Clendrix gets hold of you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)
That was good

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)
What did he do? I missed stuff

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
He said she had stupid hair

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Lies

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
He photoshopped my name onto a post saying mean things about Clendrix
and gazzed it to her. Hence why she sent a stroppy reply to my earlier facebook message, I'm hoping it wasn't really a stroppy reply though.

She then threatened to do all kinds of unpleasant stuff to Lab.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I'm certain she saw through my cunning ruse
Within seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I sent her this

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Oh you silly shitcunt. She'll eat you alive for that. I'd get running now if I was you

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)
My life is meaningless
I wanted to commit suicide by Clendrix.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)
It'd be a good, yet exceedingly painful way to go.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
12-mile cliff walk tomorrow.
Crackington, Boscastle, Tintagel. I only managed the seven miles between Crackington and Boscastle last time I was here, determined to make it the full distance this time. Next month, 100 miles over five days, home to the sea at Canvey Island. I reckon that'll take the spring out of my step.

What's new around here?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)
careful of sudden intense rainfall events
it was about this time of year that the last boscastle one happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)
It looks reasonably good for tomorrow.
Thank fuck. Woolacombe was lush, we're coming back next year for surfing lessons. Wanna try and hook up? We'll probably just be body-boarding but if you want to come and show off we'll arrange something.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)
definitely
surfing is more fun when there are more of you about to lark about with
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Boscastle?
Is that where they do white-water rafting in transit vans?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)
That's the one.
Gonna get me an Astravan.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
The Astravan eh?
Good call, the new ones come with airbags, so that'll help boyancy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I'm not looking forward to anything
the summer is finished
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Wake up Boo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
There's so many thing for you to doooo

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
do they involve effort?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)
It's early so take your time
don't let me rush you, please.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Ned's Atomic Dustbin in September
Start of the Premier League season tomorrow which I am both looking forward to and dreading.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
got a new book yesterday, totally looking forward to reading it, fuck yeah
I was looking forward to going to a book signing tomorrow to have my favorite fucking author ever [that wrote the book I bought yesterday] sign me a book but I'm totally broke and it's three hours away, oh man, sad times so why don't you just fuck the fuck off yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)
What book, which author?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Naked by Megan Hart
I love me some Megan Hart, mon.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

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