Do you think the two events were connected?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd put money on it...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:50, Reply)

She did usually seem to repel cock
(albeit deliberately) and the next minute it's one of the Chemical Brothers, out of the blue...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I smell a lie...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:54, Reply)

She was one of those people who odd things happened to all the time
So she was either 'one of those people who odd things happened to all the time' or she was a massive liar.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:56, Reply)

probably a massive liar then.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I love massive liars
not the horrible little lies that ruin friendships, but the massive ones that have no motive, like "my dad's in MI6"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

like little kids.
they come out with some fantastic whoppers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:14, Reply)

In a bag and everything.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

ooh topical

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

She told us she was friends with Mo Mowlam's nephew and that the reason she wore a wig was because
she'd been going steadily bald since her 20s and was now "completely bald".
Erm, not so...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

oh god yes
they are funny, whereas fiveskins* are just monstrously annoying people

*people who have to always have to go one better be, if I have a foresking they would have a fiveskin
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Used to live with one, what a cunt.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Pearoast
Fiveskin
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

thats it spot on!
looking forward to Menorca? bet you were happy the strike threats got sorted
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Damn right I'm looking forward to it!
Thankfully we're flying from Birmingham, which wasn't affected, but it's good that the strikes are sorted because then they'll be less people in the airport (as the other airports will still be open).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Hahah foresking beats a fiveskin, surely?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

my friend slept with Jeremy Beadle's son
I laughed for ages, I don't really know why. I'm snickering now, even though he's apparently quite hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:57, Reply)

did he have a manky hand as well?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I bet it made her minge look huge.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)

and his cock if he wanked with that hand

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

It wasn't hereditary. I asked.
Everyone asked.

She also managed to get the drummer from Chesney Hawkes' band when he played their student union. She had breakfast with them the next morning. I was pretty jealous
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

of having breakfast with them or shagging him?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

having breakfast with Chesney obviously!
He's Chesney Hawkes, Chesney Hawkes! Or perhaps Alice Beer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)