i'm confused
and don't know which thread to reply to.

i get random propositioning gazzes from many lurkers. i am needy enough that this makes me smug. although thinking about it, they are probably all bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:00, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I got a gaz saying I was an internet hero basically.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

from whom?
can you gaz yourself, then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Some bloke who found the thread where that racist cunt threatened Enzyme

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

i must have missed that whole thing
do your stuff?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

here
www.b3ta.com/talk/6526734
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

holy shit
what a cockend
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

carries on here
www.b3ta.com/talk/6526808#post6526864
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Just reread that forum he posted on
Fuck me, it really is sickening, isn't it?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

It was fucking incredible
I've never seen anything like it in my life.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

my eyes, my eyes
jeeeesus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

It's incredible
I really didn't realise that some people thought like that
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

it was quite eye-opening

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

doesn't it make you thankful thought that you're as normal as you are.
for all the shit bits that make up my personality I am glad none of them are racism and ignorance. Stupidity and niaivity sure.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

it does
while I am aware of racism, the way my brain works couldn't let me understand that someone could be that wrong-headed without seeing evidence like that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

that was awesome
and terrifying in equal measure
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I loved it. Mabazritchie was his name-oh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I thought he was you using a pseudonym.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

So did I at first.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

That'll be me

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Me!
Alright, swipe? How's tricks?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

hello you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I'm back! At least for a week or two... I missed you!

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I've never had a gaz from a lurker
Or any rude ones.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I've had a couple of really random things
same as in real life. I attract unoffensive, not particularly weird people who tell me odd stuff in non-sequiteurs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Like me?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

yeah, pretty much
it's usually reasonably entertaining, but sometimes it'd be nice to have someone normal person interested in having a conversation or something.

and still, despite playing some really good gigs recently, being lead guitarist in a band has not had given me a single scrap of female attention. I might not need it, or be in a position to capitalise on it, but it'd still be nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Female attention is always nice
Caveats: They must be at least of average looks, not fat munters. Also no mental bitches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

yeah
all I get is fake love from someone I've not met from the internet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

oh so now I'm not good enough eh?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

you are the one flinging yourself at other people....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

ohh I was so close

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

VIPROS I LOVE YOU!!
*whips off top*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

*points to the caveats*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

*sighs*
I know dear
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Goddamit, what does a girl have to do to get some attention round here?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

boob photos

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Throw a cat in a wheelie bin.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

pretend you're an American businessman with a bird called Cyrstal
go on a fake trip to En-ger-land and wow us with your American take on our country. And gaz Roota daily alternating between begging for forgiveness and blind rage.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I do that last part anyway, Roota's a bitch.
I'm sorry Roota, I didn't mean it, please take me back!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I got a gaz from a guy who read my QOTW entry where I mentioned getting dizzy walking down spiral stairs
and he gave me a tip on how to avoid it. It fucking works and everyfink. Although he did point out that his 5 year old has the same problem and that's how he knows how to fix it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

The best trick is to close your eyes
And run as fast as you can down them. You should try it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

It works even better
If you are carrying some sharp knives.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Last time I asked one of my friends if there was lightning as well as the thunder we were experiencing
he suggested I go outside in a foil hat to find out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEDOTHIS!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I dislike you.
Funnily enough Wiggy has stacked it twice on those stairs and I have yet to do so, so ha.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Still
It's a nice touch. He didn't need to bother.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Nice of you to not mention this life changing tip.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Fine.
I'll probably describe it all wrong and someone will break their neck. He said you should focus on one point fully to the left of you (if your stairs go to the left) and then as you walk around, keep your head in that position until you're facing as much to the right as possible. Then turn your head quickly to start again. He likened it to how ballet dancers do pirouettes, keeping their head still and then turning it sharply.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

when have you seen ballet dancers going down spiral staircases eh?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

all the time.
Just this morning I passed one on the stairs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

you big stinking fibber

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I thought
she was talking about farts.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

KITTY DOESN'T LIKE TOILET HUMOUR

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Really?
I must apologise.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I used to have to do that on the roundabout in the park.*
When the kids were younger and we took them to the playground.
Cave Duck = Not a predatory park paedo.
(Cave Duck, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

But you never post them here.
Which is a shame.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

most of them are really sweet
that's why. occasionally some are creepy.

very creepy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

You should post the creepy ones
Even if you leave the senders name off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

THOSE GAZZES WERE PERSONAL AND FROM THE HEART
y'know...I assume
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

ah colonel
anything you have ever sent me is under my pillow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

YOU CAN'T SMOTHER MY FEELINGS FOR YOU
oh, I see what you mean.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

i can give it a try with my breasts if you like?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I SAY!
*monacle drops into champagne glass*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

dreamy sighs
right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Has anyone asked to pee on you yet?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THIS, RACHEL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Oh yes she does
Shouldn't have had that last pint...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

yes
but not on here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

If you want that changing I am absolutely bursting....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Or sweaty palmed middle aged shut ins
= / I'm not sure that's worthy of smug
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

you take it where you can get it
that's my motto
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

you I
where you can get it Up the arse.
Someone had to do it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

And that someone was me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

you were very gentle and tender

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I never get propositioned : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Me neither
And I didn't even get replies to all the cock gaz's I sent. Very rude.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I just remembered.
Someone sent me a pic of themselves in their underpants a while ago : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Haha really?
Good pic or bad?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

any pic of me is a good one
as well you know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Bad pic : (
Just a crotch shot.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

It was cold that day, I'll give it another go

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

This one?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I said thank you eventually!
I still haven't had any actual cock gazzes. Or propositioning ones. I feel unloved :(
(berk, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)