Shit!
Some of my family members where on the phone with my mother yesterday, telling her off because the date and place of the wedding doesn't suit them (shouting and being nasty, you know?)

I sent them a mail today, but I wanted it to be very soft and nice, and non agressive, so I sent it to my brother first for approval, with a silly subject, like "What do you think of this?" or so, a bit in a rude way, but he's my brother.

We made some changes, making sure everything was smooth and soft, and I forwarded it to my family. Without changing the subject. Fuck. They're going to be upset. It changes the whole meaning of the mail, as it opens it in a rude, upset way.

Crap.

When did you last fuck it trying to be good?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:05, 132 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What would suit your family about your wedding?
With the stress over the hen weekend and now this, I'd be tempted to just go to the registry office if I were you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I've been so tempted so many times already
They want me to do the wedding in their village (miles away from anywhere) and not on a holiday period.

They've had 6 months to say something. Why wait until everyone's bought tickets and the deposit is paid?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Don't forget it's you who is getting married. Not them.
You don't have to yeild to their whims. It's your big day, so do what you want, get married where you want at a time you want.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Don't forget they're spanish and therefore "nuts"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Once you've been to Juan Spanish wedding you've been to them all?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

*tumbleweed*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

:)
You haven't been to mine, no. It'll be awsome!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

What is the most awesome thing about your pending nuptials?
The food? The dress? The entertainment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

The entertainment
I can't say much here, as BGB is going, but there'll be SURPRISES
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Wooo!
I can't wait.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Me neither!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Obviously : )
I can't wait to see you in that lovely dress.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I've tried to stop thinking about it
As I'm getting fatter by the minute. I think it's all this stress.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I know, I know
But my mother, being as bad as she is sometimes, is helping me a lot with all this and she shouldn't have to get all this crap, only because they're too cheap to call me to England.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

You're marrying an English lad yes?
Are his family kicking off about having to jump on a plane to witness the happy occasion?

Maybe remind them that other are happy to put the effort in to attending, that might prompt them to put up and shut up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

No, they aren't
But my family replied that we chose the place so that it was easy for the English to go there and didn't think of anyone else. Because it's my fault that they live in the deepest, uncomunicated part of Spain.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

point out you could've had the wedding in England
they just sound massively unreasonable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Well, I said
They replied that would have been better, because they've been in Tenerife so many times and only a couple in England (that said in front of my parents and brother, who still live in Tenerife, travel EACH year to visit them, and have only recieved less than a dozen visits from all of them in total in 30 years)

And it wouldn't have been easier, contrary to what they think, as they live miles away from any reasonable airport.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Emails can be read in many ways
Don't worry about it. If they get annoyed by it, its their problem, not yours. Worst case scenario, they don't come to the wedding and moan all day about the food/hotel/dress/cake.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

You're right
If they want to get upset they will no matter what. But I just put so much care on that mail for nothing...

Oh, well, that's 5 people less coming, if I keep doing this I'll save a lot of money :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Yeah, just send another out
FUCK OFF!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Surely if everything in the email
is much nicer and politer than just the subject line, they'll read it in the way you meant it to sound. Why should they be cross? It's your fucking wedding and if your family can't quit bitching about what suits them rather than you then they should go dangle.
(berk, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I must have accidentally deleted my invite
can you resend please :p

Also they sound jealous of your epic day. remember it's all about you and your awesomes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Hahaha
What a great advice.

Well, I asked BGB if she wanted to bring someone, and she said no, so... I'd talk with her if I was you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

this is the best reason for not inviting someone I've ever heard, seriously
really made me smile!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Hahaha
It wasn't meant like that... :P
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Frankly, fuck em
They're proving they're selfish fucks, so don't waste your time worrying about their bitching. It's your day, not theirs.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Hello Aber,
Could we see the opening to this email? you know so we can judge you and pick holes in it. I'm sure it will be ok, on the day everyone will be happy and it will be forgotten.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Yes I really think seeing a email written by a spanish person
to some other spanish people would clear everything up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

excellent point pal, because noone can read other languages can they! that would be madness.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

How is the Welsh coming along?
Remmy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Don't start Welsh until Monday morning.
It should be interesting. I have nerver, believe it or not, been in the bottom set for anything I feel tainted.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

So you're really going to learn Welsh?
I thought you were joking!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

No it's part of my degree.
Should be interesting, I am looking forward to it. I love learning new weird stuff.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah...
You could learn Russian. As weird as Welsh, but more useful.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Let's not run before we can walk eh.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Yeah, well
Welsh is not easy, don't you think?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Don't know yet
but am up for the challenge.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

the trouble with learning Welsh
is that it is completely fucking useless.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Not if I'll be teaching there, but I am setting my sights on teaching in the states or Canada after.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I need 10cc of Peter Noone STAT!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

ha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

You struggle enough with English, to be fair.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Is it still mean to laugh if he can't see it?
*zen*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

fair a pedantic cunt
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

It's in Spanish.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

very good point.
I wouldn't worry too much, hopefully it might make them see how petty they are being. I reckon you will be fine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Someone ask Bob why when chompy made this point he was mean to him?
I'm not happy about this meanness on the internet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

You ask him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'm on ignore because I'm a cunt
do keep up schnookums
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Sorry. I've failed to keep up.
Schnookums? Is that endearing or a term of abuse?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I like you for introducing me to the world of pawn stars
I only have a series and a bit left though so new challenge for stuff I can watch on youtube GO
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Okay.
I'll Wiki-link you my findings. But very little can match the Stars of Pawn, so I fear I may have peaked too soon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

He put you in ignore?
But why? Doesn't he know you're just joking all the time? He's a bit oversensitive, the poor guy, but he's nice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I thought he knew....
But he has recieved FOUR gazzes from mysterious people saying he shuld put me on ignore so he has. Peer pressure is a BITCH. Just like me!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Did you really send him 4 gazzes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I sent 5, he just can't count.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I can count to ten in Welsh
About eleven in English.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Telling him to ignore TGB?
Why would you do that? So you could talk about him behind his back?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

She's an evil evil woman aber, evil.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

No, she isn't
She's mean, and she scares me sometimes, but I've been told it's all barking and not biting.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I think he meant kitty
At least.. I hope he meant kitty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I wasn't sure
I thought he was replying to my question to her:

Me (to Kitty): Why would you tell him to put TGB on ignore?
Him: Because she (TGB) is evil.

It makes sense in my head.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

See, Aberry
I'm not the mean one here at all. I'm a victim *sadface*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Would a cupcake make you feel better?
Or do some poledancing. It releases endorphins and EMPOWERS YOU AS A FEMALE.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

You know what would make me feel better?
If you punched bob in the face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

But I have retired from the punching game!
but for you...it'll be my comeback fight. I'll enter the ring once more.

ROCKY MUSIC
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Poor badger, poor badger
Don't worry, we'll drink beer and get drunk and forget about all this in less than 2 weeks.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

woohoo!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

It's because he's an overly sensitive twat,
but he's still nice to girls because he thinks that's what gets you laid.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

It helps
I'd ruther fuck someone nice than someone nasty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

No no no! - 'Nasty' is much more fun.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Oh, you!
Sweet and nice when chatting you up, and then very, very nasty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

You dated Moaty?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

a n
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Much moar dangerous.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Not really when you're planning your wedding.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I'm not just nice to girls. I like Aber, so didn't feel the need to be a dick
plus my comment to you wasn't meant to be aggressive, t'was meant to be jokey as I didn't think you were that stupid. Plus I unignored TGB about 10 minutes ago. Vipros is right.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

ha ha I knew you weren't ignoring her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

me too
and I knew he would mess up in the replies at some point. EDIT: although you did admit it so I suppose that's not messing up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I had her on for about an hour.
Then took her off and read the comment about shoes and you saying she could have fun. I wanted to see what was going on too much.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

that's why I could never ignore Bert,
I love the dramalolz too much.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

far too tempting to see what's being said.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

of course I am

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Only on this point smeghead.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

What are you right about?
(Apart from everything)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

That I shouldn't put tgb on ignore.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Ah right I see.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

gay little drama day it seems.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

once again I am grateful that my parents and family and that of my fiancée
are staying out of our fucking business.

it's your wedding, they can get to fuck.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

This^
With big shiney gold bells on.....

It is you and Mark who are getting married. All other people there are there to celebrate with you. If they are not, bollocks to them.

You pick the date, location, husband, cake, dress, rings, etc, etc.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I know, I know
I'm not upset about that, if they don't want to come, fair enough, I'm upset about they shouting at my mother for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

This is what happens when sorting a wedding
Sorry to break it to you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Vippers is marrying someone called Mark?
I always had my suspicions.

Roota! Your missus has just become available!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Google translate tells me you should write this...
"vaya mierda de toro, que mierdas basadas incompetente"

Hope this helps!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Hahaha
What a shit of bull, what an incompetent based shit??
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Haha, google translate ruins all my fun!
It should read "Go fuck a bull, you incompetent dipshits"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

The
Fóllate un toro, incompetentes de mierda.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I'm going to add that to my profile, bring it out whenever necessary!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I'm sure all your mexican friends will love you
Or not.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

You're the most exotic person I know, so I'm not too concerned about others getting offended!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Exotic!
You made me laugh.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Well, it's true!
I'm shocked no-one did a strikethrough, and swapped the x for an r, but I suppose only Lab would know about that...

(At least I think it was his bed you and Mark were at the base of)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Oh, yes, I had forgotten about that
Thanks for reminding me...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

No worries!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I have the perfect reply for you;
Dear cunts,

I am cunting well going to get cunting married when and where I cunting well feel like it. If that doesn't cunting suit you you can cunting well cunt-off. You cunts.

Lots of love,

Me.

P.S. You're all cunts.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

P.P.S. Cunty cunty cunty cunty cunty cunty cunting cunts <--That's you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I heartily endorse both of these replies
Signed,
sportscorpse(cow)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

PPS I am joining ETA this afternoon, just to PISS YOU OFF.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

That seems a bit wishy-washy Colonel.
It needs to be a bit clearer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I agree
Make the word cunt bold in it, that should clear it up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

It's already been said
but it's your wedding. It should be your choice not your families. If they are kicking off on what should be your occasion, then imagine what they'll be like on the day. They'll probably complain about everything, drink too much and make themselves the focus. You don't want people like that there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

But they might buy them a new toaster?
You don't want to miss out of the pressies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

It was said by me though and a lot of people probably can't see it
I may hire you as my official poster so people don't miss out on my wit and awesome insights

YOU'RE HIRED!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

fantastic
I trust on a salary of a hundred thousand pounds a year?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

yes
*pays you in monopoly money*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm a bloodless Brit
and I'd have replied saying "it's my fucking wedding, you've had six months to raise concerns and you haven't, I'm not changing it now so either come or don't, because at the moment I really couldn't care less which".

And it's you Spaniards that're supposed to be the scrappers.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'm shit at that
I don't like confrontations. My cousing got married 3 years ago and managed to upset half of the village, and now that half of the family doesn't talk to the other. I didn't want to make things worse.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Clearly
if they're more concerned about their fueds than your wedding, then they aren't worth worrying about offending, it sounds like they'll find a way of getting offended whatever you do.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Sounds like
they need some hammer-face introduction time.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Stop!
Hammerface.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

You're not funny.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I liked that one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

No!
Now I can't stop singing in my head poker face, but ham-ham-ham-ham-ham-ham-ham-ham-hammerface
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

As sung by Peter Sutcliffe

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

If those shitty relatives attend the wedding then be sure to point them out to me so I can cunt them in the fuck.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Thanks, my white knight
I very much doubt they'd go, if it wasn't for their mother, who's like a grandma to me, and insists she's going no matter what.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

cunt them in the fuck sleep with them
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Go away!

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

"Here, tell you what,
how about I spray paint this Greggs sandwich wrapper with a picture of a judge wanking into a Rasta's hat?"

One if the finest withering putdowns I have ever read. I am agog with admiration:
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-%26-entertainment/banksy-simpson-credits-force-the-man-to-surrender-201010123155/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)