this has nothing to do with your question but
i have a "women in property" event this evening. wine and chocolate tasting. which is great as it's two of my key interests. but a part of me feels that this is inherently sexist. AND i don't know how to network if i can't flirt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:42, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha!
There may be lesbians you can flirt with. Same rules apply.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

hmmm
that would just be clit-teasing though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Just because they're women doesn't mean you have to come through at the end of the night.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

there is a strikethrough there
involving coming and women and- i can't really pull them off, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

you can't pull them off
because they don't have penises
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

some of them are pretty masculine
i bet they have bigger clits than one or two of the cocks i've seen. well, one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

you are a delight
I must introduce you to the singer from my band, I think you'd get on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

interesting, i like musical men, it's very sexy
what's he like??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

he is like this:
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs202.snc3/20954_490257540181_879550181_11255325_6941327_n.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

oh i see
yes, you have done well with the potential pimpage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

he's a nice guy, good singer, reasonable guitarist, alright surfer
best bongo and djembe player I've met.

crude as fuck though. he can also drink more than any I've ever met.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

"crude as fuck"
is that what you think of me?!?!?!??!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

may I direct my learned colleague to this interchange
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post910272
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

yes but i don't talk like that in real life!!!
well. sometimes. occasionally. on certain occasions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

outrageous behaviour for a supposedly demure young lady.
for shame!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

i'm not sure i ever said i was demure
lots of things. but demure??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

ok, maybe I made that up

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

you can list some of the other things if you like
pretend you are selling me to your musicianmate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

little point
his girlfriend looks like Zooey Deschanel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

you absolute buffoon
why have you just wasted 10 minutes of my life on a man who already has a girlfriend?

duuuuuuude, i can find my own losers, i certainly don't need any help there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

just a very long-winded way of calling you crude
also, I'm really bored.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

you're going to be the second person
in a week that i have VERY NEARLY IGNORED
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

surely you couldn't ignore me
after all we've been through together
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

one might have thought that of the first offender too
i am an ice queen, mr v. an ice queen.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

how alluring

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Is it the lighting, or is he a ginger?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

it's the lighting
our bass player is a full-on ginger though. Scottish too.

He is the undisputed king of ginger though. He's a brilliant bass player and surfer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

He looks like Phil fucking Cool

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

i thought he looked like a young
mark knopfler? it might be the guitar though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

*looks again*
No, definitely Phil Cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

he doesn't really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

my heart still belongs to you though monty
well, my pants anyway.

i'm kind of proving vipros' point right here, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

no one ever doubted it anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

rah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I will not hear such a slur on your goodly name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

hoorah for good taste and common sense
right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

if you flirt subtly enough the woman will go away feeling better about herself and will like you, but will be unsure why

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

interesting
i must learn this. subtlety is not generally one of my more obvious selling points.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Don't flash your tits at them.
They won't appreciate it and it's a waste of boob.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I accidentally gave someone
an eyeful last night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Do tell

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Setup
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post909074 However while I'm being solicitious and helpful, I realised the guy in the car was walking off looking dazed, my top had slipped right down, as I was kneeling over this other guy checking his pockets. And this top is the lowest one I own anyway, sadly poor Vipros has already been exposed to it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

linkfail
the white and flowery one?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

yeah
the sides are semi-transparent black
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I didn't really study it
it didn't seem all that low though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

haha that's because
I try not to let it slip down, especially not with strangers. But I was in a real rush last night so picked up the first thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I feel as though I lost out somehow

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It's just cleavage
plenty of that on the net
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

not live cleavage
from someone you sort of know.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

your missus
might not have been best pleased if I'd thrust my breasts in her face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

you never know until you try

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I'm going to go
with my instincts on this one funnily enough
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

haha I'm picturing you going
"what do you think of these eh?" and shimmying them back and forth whilst she looks horrified.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

that would be repulsive beyond belief

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

it really would
fortunately I think everyone there would dismiss it as some kind of hallucination
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

a bad batch of weed
or alarming dose of LSD
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

if that situation does ever arise
I'll be sure to say "no, didn't see a thing" if someone asks "woah, did you see that?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

repulsive entertaining

Incidentally, is the new username also a sneaky reference to getting your tits hacked off?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Dammit this is funny.
The word "mams" is always funny. I'm going to keep asking until I get some bastard acknowledgement.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Oh grow up.
If someone doesn't notice your joke, it's not the end of the world. Be a mam.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I laughed
briefly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

That's all I wanted.
You fuckers.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Not found
:(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

fixed now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

yeah it's best not to just grab their boobs and make a honk sound
But all the other stuff, like the casually touching their arm and leaning into them, basically everything that Cosmo has taught us, works on women as well even if they're not muffdivers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Don't go "I'll fuck you if you take my business card"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

you say "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

good advice all of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

then bump tits

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

"Two of my key interests"
Wine and chocolate?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Hello hotstuff.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Alright Sexpot?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Not bad at all.
My nose is sore :( But shit's not bad. How are your nipples feeling?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Could be better.
When we went to Satan's on friday night, one of my friends accidentally spilt booze all down my bra and it's been sore ever since.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Oooh.
I keep knocking it on my sleep. The inside is a bit swollen but at least it looks ok from the outside.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

somewhere
someone's head is exploding as they read this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Someone Chompy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'd wager it's Milton Keynes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Nah it's sexface hearing Lampito talking about painful noses.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh we were made for each other.
He gets punched at bashes... I punch people at bashes... TRUE LOVE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

You should really try to make it through the next bash without punching anyone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Definitely going to.
Although it'll be hard with you there.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Who punched Sexface? When? Why wasn't I informed?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

He got headbutted at a CHB bash for sleeping with someones girlfriend/fiance
That's why his nose was like that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Awesome.
I cannot remember his face, as the only time I met him he spent all evening barging me out of the way to get to women. Then he got rack-jacked by Catface.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Oh man, olllllld news.
Gilgamesh's Hot or Not has the picture of him freshly punched as his picture
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

well i certainly didn't mean the property
i get enough of that shit all day, every day!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Mmmm
I don't like wine or chocolate, but if it's free, I'll go for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I'd go
for the free stuff. Just be nice to everyone, flirt on a really low key level
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)