What I want to know is why you can get all sorts of libido enhancers but not libido suppressants.
Surely there is a market for them, albeit a small one.

Discuss.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:47, 127 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you eyeing up the washing machine's spin cycle again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Antidepressants and a whole bunch of heart pills/blood pressure pills will do it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Yes but that's a side effect and not the main reason for those pills.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It's an effect of the pill
side effects are dependant on what it's perscribed for.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I doubt the doctor would prescribe them to me for supressing the libido though.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

go to a sex addiction class!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I'm not addicted to sex.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

".... I just really really like it"
Yeah', yeah', we've all heard that one. George Best said the same thing about booze.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Monty says that about massive drugs
and about 30% of people on here say it about DRAMAZ
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I think Monty did actually say yesterday or the day before that he is addicted
I'm certainly addicted to DRAMAZ


no, wait, it's pot. damn my memory
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Nothing to be ashamed off, even if it is a self infl.... nah', I'm trying really hard not to troll that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

troll it if you want
it's not that bad an addiction. I just enjoy it too much to fight it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Ahh, not you, I meant monts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

monty might say the same thing
he might be lying though.

how's work?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

But if you go to the lessons Kitty suggests
You might learn to be.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

No, but then if you're asking to suppress your libido
they'll probably either go for a hormone treatment or a psych referal.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

this is true
doctors prescribe the pill to teenagers with bad skin, so sometime the side effect is the main reason to medicate.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Did it hurt to agree with me?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

yes
I think I've got cancer now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

*ticker tape parade*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Failing that, do you get any included MMSs? You could text her a picture of yourself.
lololololololol
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

This is because I told you not to spend £50 on a steak isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I totally want a wagu chatoux briand before I die.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

The Army have been putting bromide in their tea & biscuits for years
stops squaddies getting a bonk-on when they should be fighting
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Don't they put it in prisoner's tea as well?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

The liquid cosh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It stops them turning to homosexuality
FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

"Bayonetting krauts gives me the horn"
Was the working title of Saving Private Ryan. Don't you know.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

It's called marriage.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I think I'd rather suffer with unwanted urges than marriage.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Even if the marriage
is with Jeff?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

70s comedian lolz

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Sadly not. It's true.*
*Well, it was for me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I guess that's where guy's are lucky in a lot of respects.
Once we're done, we don't care any more and can't be bothered until the next week, so it gets it all out the way and we can concentrate on fighting in pubs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I am sure if you looked at the photo's of a few B3tans that would suppress your libido for a long time.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Not the ones I've met.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

what about /talk?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

That's a bit more likely.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

have you met many /talk people?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

No but I've seen pictures.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Hey! :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Such cunts over here max
such cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I know, right?
All this fluff and niceness, it's like the complete opposite of /talk
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Here (as in /offtopic)
Is EXACTLY like talk was 5 or 6 years ago when it started. Things change though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

There are exeptions to every rule hon.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Steady, son.
Don't make me hurt you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Goatse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Not even me in my Summer wear?
Jackpot!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Like this?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Exactly

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

This is not me.
Fortunately. I'm a total babe magnet.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

babe magnet helmet
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

'Ello Aggy.
How's the frock thing going?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Not so well, not so well
I've had to pull out of the London bash, skint as fook
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Not sure if I'll be going now.
Unfortunately, work looms it's smeggy head.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Eh?
Who's moist?
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

What the hell?
I sincerely hope there is another Purpledoris out there........

and I just spat my prawn salad roll on my screen......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

It changes to whoever views it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

That my friend
is damned clever!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

The guy in Post-Captain wanted one
Though I do know what you mean. I could do with a small dose at the moment as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'll give you a small dose if you know what I mean?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Do you mean you're going to stick your penis into her vagina and put her off sex?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

No I'm going to drug her
cut her tits off and sell them on the ... ...
wait for it... ...

bab market.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I think it would be best if I left the internet for a bit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I quite liked that one
Stick around.

/See you at the party Richter!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

dude
o_O
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Go get yourself a fat, lazy, ugly, grumpy bloke who has a small dick and isn't very good with it.
That'll put you off.

*Shame I'm married already*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Hey
I used to have one of those- thankfully no longer......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I tried this O lube thingy recently
and it's fucking brilliant!

Why would you want to reduce your libido?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Because it's annoying.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Superglue it shut.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Well your lack of knowledge of how the female libido works is a little worrying.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I only just found out that girls can have orgasms.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

It'll be like a ballon, and then she's spring a leak and then we'd need to get the mop out the broom cupboard.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

This sort of thing happens all the time,
in Tom and jerry cartoons.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I hate those cartoons
I just hate them. Awful things.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

How can it be annoying?
Just enjoy yourself, you don't need anyone else.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I often find mature BBW porn to be a suitable libido supressant.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Alternatively...
Just go on here (NSFW), makes anything bad you've seen before seem like nothing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Katie Price's continued existence
*flops*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

One look at her and it'd just wilt, wouldn't it?

(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

So far as I'm concerned she's no redeeming features whatsoever
The amount of alcohol required to make her attractive would negate any possibility of achieving the required tumescence.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'd be better off opening the window and shagging the night

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Swap you if you like
mine never really came back after I'd finished my antidepressants. Apart from when I'm doing things I shouldn't be, anyway, and getting the horn then is not conducive to being a good girl.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I'd buy them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

See there's two of us ready to part with some cash for them.
It's a niche market that no-one has filled.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I could kick each of you in the crotch really hard for a small fee
it would have the same effect.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Momentarily maybe.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You'd lose a shoe.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

can't afford that at the moment
I do have a couple of pairs of clomping steel toe boots for wearing on construction sites. They lace up quite tight, so might be safe.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

or a whole leg.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Monty willing to buy drugs shocker.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

One word to suppress any libido: Thatcher.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

& Scargill

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

+ Dennis

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Les?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Hugh

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

That gives me a good idea, actually
A tape recording of one of Tony Blair's speeches - especially one in which he's pretending to be contrite and apologetic - must be a surefire passion-killer. The only side-effects I can think of are murderous rage and crawling skin.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

^this
Or a pinup of Hazel Blears perhaps?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Haha! Yes, with "Ann Widdecombe attachment"
for those times when you really need a strong dose, pronto.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

That might yield permanent results...
...presumably, one would want their libido to return at some point?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

It's dangerous stuff. I certainly wouldn't recommend messing with it.
I once accidentally read a paragraph of one of her columns in the Telegraph, and since then my once-magnificent custard cannon looks more like a hanging flower basket.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Couldn't listen to that - the rage would be too great.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It's possible that it could go too far the other way
i.e., that you get so infuriated by it that you smash the tape player to pieces and then have to calm yourself down with an ANGERWANK.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Sounds to me like the sexuality version of PEBKAC.
Are you sure there aren't better things you could be doing with your libido than sitting there metaphorically glowering at it and willing it to go away?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Like what?

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Getting it fixed
by going on a casual sex website :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Hit me up with some links dude.
I have a 'friend' who would be 'interested'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

My current personal favourite (not really)
www.slapperdating.co.uk
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

OMG IT EXISTS :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I don't want sex.
That's the whole point.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Oh
You've just got a high libido and you want a boyfriend?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

No I have an average libido and I don't want a boyfriend.
I want to be like Ann Widdicombe but withoug the religion and bad dress sense.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

And presumably without the ridiculous voice?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Just drink Blue Nun then
Libido supressant extraordinaire.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Have a hysterectomy.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I have no idea. I don't know what your life is like.
I mean, *I* haven't got bored of masturbation yet, but it's only been 13 short years. And I sure as hell haven't got bored of the co-op version. And girls have better sex toys than us guys.
With all the possibilities, why so opposed to your sex drive?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Because I like men as long as I don't go near them sexually or romantically.
Then they become evil, and I've done the lesbian thing and don't want to go there again, (nice as it was).
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

It's true, we are very evil once we get what we want.
Although I've I've just been watching those Buffy episodes, so my perspective might be a bit skewed.

If you really want to drug away your libido, go and talk to your doctor. Even light doses of most SSRIs can take away sex drive. It might be a bit hit and miss though, since reactions to these sort of drugs are very personal.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm already on a light dose of antidepressant and that hasn't worked.
I think it's the whole 40+ sex drive thing that women go through at my age.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

What you need
is a eunuch.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Why do I need a eunuch.
I can change a lightbulb myself.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I get stepladders and eunuchs confused too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Wedding cake
100% effective in decreasing the female libido
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

You can have libido suppressants.
Just look at a picture of jedward.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Suppressants
Bromides are unreliable and highly carcinogenic and have not been used significantly since soldiers mothers in post-War situation comedies.

Antidepressants (Prozac et al), can remove something, but they often do not remove the desire, just the ability. So all of the horn is still there, but you're trying to pick a lock with a wet herring, and thus it can be psychologically worse, if anything.

I'm not aware of any successful libido suppressants. I'd guess diazepam (valium) might work.
(jajwhite, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)