Hello liars, pricks and autisms.
cr3 made a list of the 500 most used words on QOTW for you. Enjoy.
b3ta.com/cr3/autisms.txt
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:24, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

needs more nom

(nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

'sister' rates higher than 'girlfriend'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

stop it
youre making me salivate
(nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Which hilarious regular are you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I was wondering that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I can make a few guesses.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I don't care enough to devote even a small amount of my brain to it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

dont have time for ot
thought id amuse myself with a stupid username instead
(nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

get Roota on it
she is the sherlock holmes of o/t
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

She finds one person out once and she's named some investigative queen.
I'VE STALKED THE FUCK OUT OF DOZENS!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

until you have a collection of hair from each one
i will not believe you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

he was wandering about
with tweezers on friday
(nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Is that you Monty?
It's not big and it's not clever.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

i haz a sad
must listen to golden years to cheer up
(nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

either that or someone who sneaked into the bash
and sat near listening and watching everything
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Is it fuck - it's Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=nom&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=C7DGTJ_pCpCK4QbIv5nlDw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=6&ved=0CEUQsAQwBQ&biw=1280&bih=805
Kittens!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

d
what is that doing in there? who just puts "d" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

it includes things after an apostrophe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I'm guessing it counts an apostrophe as a space or something,
so it'll be things like 'I'd' and 'I'm.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

same with "s", "t" and "m"
A flaw in the script?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

This is no surprise.
495 fat
496 girlfriend

What were the chances of that eh? Internet nerds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Sex, cunt, fuck and fucking
all rate higher than girlfriend.
( Peej, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Most things rate higher than my previous girlfriends.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Women is rated 2 higher than Dog.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Well, my tastes are more 'specialist' than most.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

dead is higher than living

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I'm pleased to see how high 'fucking' is up the list.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

too fucking right

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I would like to take credit for 'fucking' and 'shit' please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

176
68
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Pork in black bean sauce and chicken chow mein it is
Would you like any prawn crackers*?
*Pronounce as "praw' cackas" for added authenticity
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

141: Fucking
one of the first words that isn't just a little word

nice work, fuckers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Don't you mean
fucking fuckers?
( Peej, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

sorry, you fucking fucktard
but it's still fucking morning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Youre fucking lucky that I don't take any fucking offence to that
or I'd fucking find you and fucking fuck you right up you fucking fuck!
( Peej, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Disappointing that cunt is only 371 on the list.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

cock is even lower, i think

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

A limp performance by 'cock'
How are you today? Changing the subject.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

not bad. I lie in, some muesli and some tea
later some work and I've promised myself to leave the house, today. Pesky half term.

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

make yourself run
until you collapse into exhaustion. best thing for the recently separated.
(nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

that's about 50 metres

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Bar a cold
I'm good cheers!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

oranges and sugar!
O/T is full of ill people these days

I wonder if we could use it to map the spread of germs across the country
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Breasts is not even there
That list needs more breasts, as does B3ta.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Is "mum" on that?
Can't be arsed to trawl through.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

241
'find' is your friend
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

#241.
Ctrl+F, motherfucker.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

that was boring.
OOH that must mean QOTW is boring LOLZ
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

You said it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I'd say you're one of the dullest on the whole of b3ta.
Never bring anything to the table, even when you troll it's all "HELLO SPASTICS AND AUTISMS AND OTHER MEDICAL BUZZ WORDS", and then it turns into "WAH I'M NOT REALLY A CUNT" when someone popular pulls you up on it.

C'mon big fella, join in the convo, I'm sure you can gain the same as the rest of us out of this place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

The clue's in the name

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

it's all about the way one combines words

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I was fully expecting it to spell out something like "QOTW is full of autisms"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You hit the nail on the head there.
Right, I'm off. Gotta get to Autism camp in my Ferrari.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Ferrari Honda Accord
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Unrelated news.
Paul the Octopus has died.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

NO WAY!
was it suspicious?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

HE DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID HE?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

NO
shame, still, achieved more as an octopus than the entire english football team
( zulu eh?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Expect a spate of posts entirely in numbers
I imagine there's already an excel spreadsheet with a formula for encoding and decoding on SOMEONE's hard drive.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

i feel bad that I was about to post something similar
only without the uplaod codez
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I know what would be number one if it was off/topic.
BOOBIES!

And does Cr3 have nothing better to do?
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I like to think he's been counting them by hand

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Without a piece of paper or anything.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Nah, it would be
Fuck off, Bert.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

cunt is 130 above girlfriend
says a lot
( zulu eh?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

If only 353 was "I"
354 tried
355 saying
356 woman
357 please
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Wow. Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

oh wow isn't on the list
:(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

You're on the fucking list.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I don't think your girlfriend would be too happy about that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

What?! I meant the Christmas card list!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

whatevs monty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)