Well? What do you have to say for yourself?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:54, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry! I won't do it again.
Whatever it was.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Just this
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(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

excellent reply there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Yeah, I can't argue with that
_{Where are you sods hiding these bash photos?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Yeah,
I want to stalk see everyone!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

They're on Aberracion's facebook

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

This is of no help to me.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Chompy linked a few on my thread last night.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

We aren't all facebook friends though
*sadfaces*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Step 1: Become Facebook friends with her
Step 2: Done

edit: I think I did this wrong, profit seems to be sorely lacking.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

who is that?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Take a wild fucking guess

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

ha sorry. I always thought you were a she.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Fucking hell.
So that's two people who've mistaken me for a woman in real life, and one who's managed it online.

*facepalms*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

my first thought was
"looks a bit like jimmy page"

not sure whether I agree with myself though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Jimmy Elaine
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

It's the hair
See the cover of Early Days for reference.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

you are correct

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I think the original plan, years ago, had been
to model it on the barnet sported by Jim Morrison. Didn't really go according to plan, as you can probably tell...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

it doesn't look bad though
I gave up on long hair a while ago. Now I've slimmed down I'm heading towards massive hair.

I watched How to train your dragon last night and am tempted to go for the look sported by someone in that
lh5.ggpht.com/_5Qh5BJ4OX6s/S8LfBCQaCLI/AAAAAAAAAd0/O2oPonr_ghg/s800/how_to_train_your_dragon_cast_stoick.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Certainly I can imagine the hat suiting you.
Your beard is already there by now, surely?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I haven't trimmed it for a week
so almost*

*may contain lies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I wouldn't worry you make a passable chick.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

what was it that made you think he was a she?
was it the constant accusations of bumderism?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I don't know really. I just always thought Crow was a chick.
An older lady too, I thought about 40.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

this gets more and more amusing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Oh dear...

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

No, dear, you've got me confused with Monty there...
Edit: Seriously. How in the name of ill-mannered-jolly-rogering-fuck did you arrive at this conclusion?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Vipros!!!
It's things like this! *points up*

edit - I honestly don't know. But now I know the truth.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Stop looking up my skirt!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

This defence isn't working well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Now I really will worry...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

you're safe
you're not ginger.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

That's Crow

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

he's like the son James May never had

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

You are not the first person to have said this to me.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

If we are having a game of who you look like...
...my initial thought was Lord Percy from Blackadder.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

had wanted
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

SO IT'S A STARING COMPETITION YOU'RE AFTER?!!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Crow v Cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Makes a change from "Crow is a Cock"...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Blurry cock too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

ORLY?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

HA! You looked away.
I win.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

haha
one of my students was using my log in in the college. I went to print and it seems he sent that owl (ORLY? owl) to the printer without thinking about it.

"I hope you've been doing work there, student, you have haven't you?"
"yes, yes of course I have"
I handed him the picture
"ORLY?"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I love this so much.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Did you make him stand in the corner with the dunces hat on?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

no
I was laughing too much. Also, he was proper embarrassed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

No it's not
That's a hen.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

She sure is

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I know my chickens

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

And apparently so is this...
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(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

It's a young Dame Edna

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Keanu, I choose you!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

The Hoff isn't quite getting it

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Marty does...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Ha! As he says in Young Frankenstein;
"DAMN MY EYES"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

"Too late."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

who is this?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I don't know
but he has a weird chinminge thing going on and I don't like it.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

it's cr3

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Duuuude!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

i...will...obey..your..willl
...worship...the...crow...thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Unless that crow is bringing me lemsip and biscuits
it can bugger off. I have the plague :(
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

what is it with OT and being ill
we all need to MTFU
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I am MTFU-ing
I just don't have any lemsip or biscuits, and they are essential to the process.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

this is true
do you have any access to these ingredients, because otherwise you will remain un manned up for some time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I found a manky old werthers original in my bag
I don't think it will help.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Soak it in lemon juice
If it doesn't dissolve first, it might start to resemble a strepsil.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I think it's one Chompy gave me
I feel ill enough without being rohypnol'd, too.

How was your gig on saturday, by the way?
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Maybe it would help you to sleep off your illness. Just make sure all the doors and windows are locked before you take it.
Saturday was an interesting evening...good gig when we finally got to go on (at 10.45, having got there for 6 for a soundcheck that didn't start 'til 7 in the end). Organisation was a complete shambles, guy organising it seemed to love the sound of his own voice, because it was for 'charidee' we weren't paid but instead issued a little voucher for a single free drink and, best of all, the guitarist and singer had a bit of a barney and I thought they were actually going to go for each other's throats at one point.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

there are mad orange eyes everywhere
in this thread
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

*glares orangely*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Shut up or I'll eat you

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Can't we all be friends?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fAGzY9rnaA&feature=related
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I like that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Demon cat says, BRING IT ON!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I am too busy drinking from the bird bath to listen to you.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Awww
fluff
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

She was abandoned as a kitten in a box on a motorway. I have 4 cats - only have pics of 2 on this laptop though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I have had my cat just over 2 weeks
she is 17.5 years old

It's a long story, but either I adopted her or she got put down.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I read about it I think.
The black & white above is 14 and he kidneys are starting to fail. He's got about a year left before it will become painful - as soon as it does I will have to have him put down - cruel not to.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Awww poor thing
but yes, I am of the opinion that it's better to put down than hang on to the bitter (painful) end.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Yep.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I say Bring it on

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Why is one of them blood red?
Am I tossing off satan?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

no, it's all the friction

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

hahaha
gives a whole new meaning to Red Hot Action
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Syphilis

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

You do look as though you're trying phenomenally hard
to curl one out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I was very drunk at that point. We smashed a coffee table about 5 seconds after that was taken.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

that wasn't very nice, what did it ever do to you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Rock'n'roll

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Come get it, bitch!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

That dog looks well guilty
has it just taken a shit on the seat in protest at being made to wear...whatever it is that it's wearing?
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

she doesn't like having her picture taken

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

That's because she'd rather go for a walk than a drive!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Do you want me to send her to you? Since you've better ideas of how to care for her?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Would you?
I've got something she can chew on.

I miss my dog
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

No. I was taking her to see my mum for the first time, she lives a half hours drive away, shall we walk next time?
Actually, don't answer, no, we're not walking that far.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

heh heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I wouldn't mind walking her that far, but the roads are terrible, lots of hills and wreckless drivers. It scares me.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Except when dressed in Burberry.
Then anonymity is much preferred.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

it's not burberry
ffs I'm not ms swipe
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

www.bjp-online.com/british-journal-of-photography/interview/1810981/dogs-cars
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'm sorry I just placed a bet online
Still, should net me a few quid if it comes in!

I would also post my General Woundwort picture, but I don't think Kitty would ever forgive me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)