i do this with family guy
and friends and sex & the city.

all of which i have on box-set.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yup, I do it with Family Guy as well
which really annoys me when they bleep the swearing AT MIDNIGHT! Pathetic.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Sex and the city is one of mankind's worst crimes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Agreed
Pig ugly harridans boasting about sucking cock. How liberating.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

they are such unpleasant characters
as a result I almost can't bear to watch anything with horseface in. I have to remind myself about Mars Attacks and LA Story to control the rage enough.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

in Mars Attacks she plays herself though, vapid bitch

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

It's not that bad
the show itself. It's the following that I have issues with. Same with Glee. It's just a TV show, it doesn't remotely affect your life. Plus, why did no one realise that Carrie in SATC is a massive self involved bitch with dreadful fashion sense?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

it really is that bad
precisely because of your last sentence

they are all like that.

the old slag one isn't independent and strong, she's an annoying bitch.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

it's set feminism back
since people now think that feminists all just want to have overly expensive shoes and to act like a bitch.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

When it's got nothing to do with shoes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

totally not rising to it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

awww go on.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I really didn't help this with my shoe thread yesterday did I?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

yesterday about once every few weeks
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

shut yer face
I bet you've talked about BSG more than I've talked about shoes
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

zing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I remember the first episode I watched with some girls who absolutely loved it
and they insisted I would be instantly converted. In the episode Carrie saw Big going to church with his mother so she asked if she could go with but he said it was something he wanted to keep between him and his family. So she turns up at the church the next week anyway and sneaks in, but he sees her. I was like "what a fucking bitch, he says he wants to keep it private and she just turns up anyway?!" and all the girls were like "OMG no wai, she just wants to be a part of his life blah blah blah". Pissed me off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

That's a good way to tell if a potential gf will be a psycho
"Do you think Carrie was right to sneak into the church?"
"OMG, like, totally! She just wants to be a part of his life blah blah blah"
BUZZZZ!
*sound of vacuous bint plummeting through a trapdoor into a pit full of bears*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

11/10
for the phrase "vacuous bint"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

this
are there any special tests to check for boy psychos?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

if they say they'll call and don't
they are cunts

if they say they'll call and then call repeatedly

they are psychos
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

how often is repeatedly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

sorry i meant
if you don't pick up, repeatedly and repeatedly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Undoubtedly
But I'll leave that up to you b3ta ladies to postulate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Out of 4 ex's
3 are cool, 1 was a psycho. Only he liked football. Statistically proven proof!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

ars es

but a solid 10/10 there Lab. Although how you found out about my beecellar I'll never know, it's not like any of them made it out as anything other than oddly-coloured honey.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Hahaha!
A colleague keeps bees, and gave me some oddly-coloured honey... Tastes awesome though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I want to keep bees!
You can get a little hive for balconies, I want one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

RIP GIRLPOWER
Circa: 1994–2000.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

there is an absolutely spot-on
review of the second one somewhere, just tearing apart all the things that idiots seem to think it stands for.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I read that
it's good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

But as a show it's mildly entertaining
you don't have to buy into the 'message' they're trying to send. Anyway, you're a guy, you're not meant to like it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Apparently I should love it
and love shopping and shoes and secretly hate men but want a baby :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Yeah pretty much
and if we have lots of sex it's because we want to, not to because men are using us, even though we then wait by the phone for them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

i couldn't shag a guy who liked it
definitely not.

the book is very depressing though, it's nothing like the tv series, it's really quite dark.

charlotte needs a slap too. "oooh i believe in true love and real life white knights who always call when they say they will and fairies and makeup and ponies and stickers and myspace.com"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

haha that's my absolute favourite episode of Family Guy
Cool whhhip.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Quit saying whhat whhat whhay?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Whill Wheaton

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I've never watched an episode
but it appears to be about 3 hookers and their mother
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

i love the family guy bit where she has to get the wd40 out to get her legs apart
i don't know why i watch it really, it's just easier to lie under a blanket and watch than it is to face getting up, taking makeup off, cleaning teeth, moisturising, checking blackberry for last minute work emergencies, working out what to wear the next day and... oh look another episode, zzzzzzzzzzz.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

SJP is married to Mathew Broderick
I always think, "Ferris Bueller married THAT??!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

he had to settle after he killed that woman.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

He killed someone in a hit and run in Ireland didn't he?
and he's met me once.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Two people actually
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Broderick#Auto_accident
I love wikipedia sometimes "He killed two people in a car crash, he's also left handed"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

they are clearly related
sinister doesn't mean what it does for no reason
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

i used to long to be left-handed as a child
i can only assume my mother must have made out it was much cooler than it is. she did have left-handed cheque books though, i remember that.

then again, i also used to long for ginger hair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I always wanted ginger hair as my best mate had proper ORANGE hair
In retrospect, we probably look ridiculous together as my hair is the equivalent YELLOW
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

If you'd found someone with red hair you could've gone to a Halloween party as a Tequila Sunrise

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Brandi also killed someone in a car crash I think
she was all talkin' on her phone and shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

to be fair
she's got a great figure, if they stick to doggie or the dark, he'll be fine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

she looks like a fucking skeleton
a below-averagely attractive skeleton
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

see, as i have precisely zero chance of looking like a skeleton
until i actually am one, and even then probably not, i really admire this look. i think kate moss is the most attractive woman in the world.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

*shakes head*

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

*also shakes head*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

can I join in
or will we just look like a line of head-shaking dogs in the back of a fiat panda?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

it's for a worthwhile cause

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

which is??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

convincing you that you are wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

oh god that'll never happen
i'd need to change pretty much every feature on my face and body to look like kate moss before i would be happy with them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I think you should be glad you don't look like Kate Moss
I'd rather look like my own elbow than look like her.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

She does kind of look like an elbow now you mention it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

in that case I will just have to kill you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

You'll be a lot happier if you aren't trying to be someone else
I have often thought in the past that it would be nice to have the chiselled good looks of, say, Gregory Peck or Carey Grant, but have long since learnt to settle for looking like a beaky-nosed mong with flappy hair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

you look like a character
which is a good thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Oh, A character, certainly:
Count Duckula
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Fuck that.
*shoves head underwater until she sees some fucking sense*

This is nearly as bad as Maxi and his fat thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

it won't work!
i used to think calista flockhart was even more stunning, but i can see she is past it now.

sticking out hips and that extra bit of bone just above the collarbone are elegant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

They really aren't
I worry about you sometimes.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

i just don't think curves are sexy; i think very slender is much much more attractive in a girl
it's probably the whole female thing of wanting the opposite of what you have!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I don't think I could disagree more

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

you don't have to be stick thin to have good bone structure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I have great bones
they are just covered in a bit of muscle and a lot of flab
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Kate Moss is a dog
and a wretched withered one at that. She looks like a skeleton shrinkwrapped in skin.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I like this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

My mate used to go out with her
She is quite possibly the thickest person on earth. Nice, but unbelievably dim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

do you know, or know people who know
every famous person, ever?

If so, can you fix it for me to snog david tennant's face off?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

If he can, I'm in the queue behind you

(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

there will be none left of him by then :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I'd arm wrestle you for him
but you're a LARP-er and you'd probably kick my face in...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Pretend to kick your face in.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

yeah
but it'd be convincing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

err yeah, totally!
in no way would I pull punches instinctively, nor be scared of being hit, and nor would any weapon be made of foam
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I can get you a can of Tennent's Super if you like?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

that'll do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

how giant is the new Doctor Who's face?
Seriously, it's massive.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

she'd have to be thick as pigshit
to go out with that fucking oxygen thief Doherty.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

he really is a waste of carbon.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I've told you the 'toilet' story, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I don't recall it if you have

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

She was doing a photo shoot
in a derelict building in Shoreditch, and needed a pee. 'It's up the stairs, but watch out - there's no door on the toilet'

'Then how will I get in, then?'

This is 100% true, I promise
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

hahahaha
marvellous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

She's so not
and she can't pole dance for shit.

I think Kiera Knightley is the most beautiful woman. She could do with a few sammiches though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Oh no wait, I've changed my mind
it's Monica Belluci.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

you are in error
with both of those

Keira Knightley looks like a less attractive Natalie Portman.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Knightley has an odd chin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

and no tits
conveniently, my two favourite woman are in one tv show
i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/FalconHorus/Screencaps/Legend%20of%20the%20Seeker/216%20-%20Desecrated/seeker214_02129_small.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

she has tits!
shut up.

You can see them in The Hole.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Fnar fnar,
fnar fnar
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

you can see where they should be

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

is that a euphemism?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

*Monty in not-the-only-person-here-who-can-name-drop shocker!*
I went to school with Knightley. She was in the same year as me. (Wasn't she lucky?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

so who is it then eh?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/FalconHorus/Screencaps/Legend%20of%20the%20Seeker/216%20-%20Desecrated/seeker214_02129_small.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Geike Arnaert, obviously

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

BUT NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SKINNY FEELS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I can only presume that the people who say this with conviction
have never tried a good black pudding.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)