Morning Kitty
Only saw Ms Foxtrot for about 10 minutes last night so haven't brought up the advice you gave me yesterday yet. Might buy her flowers before bringing up our conversation

Yes I worded that in the most gossip-provoking way possible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

she already knows you are gay

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I stand corrected
THIS is the post of the day. Such originality! Such wit! I bow down before a master of the refined, exceptionally cerebral put-down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

you still haven't quite got how this place works have you?
Darth: gay
Vipros: smug
TGB: massive vagina
Al: fat
etc.

repeat ad nauseam
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I get it, and have done for quite some time now
That doesn't mean I have to find any of the above amusing, or am not allowed to retort
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

it's not supposed to be amusing
it's serious business.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Absolutely
Cos that's why we all frequent B3ta, for the seriousness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I certainly haven't seen anything funny on here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

That's because you're so self-absorbed that you only read your own posts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

yeah, I am looking good today, thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Very good sir, very good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

*doffs cap*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

retort put another man's penis in my mouth for pleasure.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

It'll take more than a bunch of flowers to apologise for bumming all those men.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Awwww, are you going to hold her close, look deep into her eyes
and say "Look, mrs foxtrot, we've been together a long time know, I know things have been moving along very nicely, we've had so many great times together, and I just think I'm ready to take things to the next level, and unfortunately that means I need to find someone who I want to go to the next level with, so I'm leaving you and moving in with the internet. Hope these flowers soften the blow, now get your stuff and get out of here within the next hour, anything left behind after that time gets burnt"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I have to admit you're on form today Al
but if I was warming up for that sort of chat with my life partner, would I really ask advice on B3ta?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

yeah, you should ask b3ta and then do the exact opposite.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

This^
x many
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Good point
But now if I post something like "should I throw myself in front of a speeding train" everyone will reply "absolutely not"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Damn reverse psychology

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

we're wiley ones

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

You smooth talking bastard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

P.S - break up sex?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Just show her my profile picture on here.
As /talk said about me yesterday, I'm a "fucking hambeast".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Good thinking
except she's smarter than /Talk and will realise it's not an accurate depiction
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Tell her how much I love my huggy wuggy Wiggy bear.
It's our 3 year anniversary next month, I'm well impressed with myself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

If I'd just posted 'huggy wuggy Wiggy bear'
I certainly wouldn't be 'well impressed with myself' I can tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

you're never impressed with yourself though
you self-loathing mess.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Whilst entirely correct, this is perhaps not desperately funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

ooh you are grumpy
I'll probably stay out of your way, I've had a couple of coffees and some sugar already this morning.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

You should listen to My Chemical Romance
it'll save your life.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm more impressed with him putting up with such a lazy high maintenance shitehawk

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

That's what I meant
I'm impressed he hasn't realised and dumped my fat ass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'm amazed that as someone who makes such nice cupcakes
you don't actually have a huge fat ass. I would find it impossible to resist eating all my cakes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

you get sick of them. Really fucking sick.
I had to throw the remaining 10 from my photoshoot away, it felt wrong but I just couldn't eat any more, I was crying frosting.

My downfall is mayonnaise.

Oh and thanks for the cupcake compliment :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

huggy wuggy Wiggy bear selection of mains-powered sex toys and dogging in an NCP in Blackpool every second Thursday
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Blackpool?!
BLACKPOOL?! Give me some credit.

The rest is true.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

all of the above

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

You should be impressed
If I've got your age right then that's how long Ms Foxtrot and I had been together when I was as old as you are now... as if that's in any way relevant. Congratulations though :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I'll be 26 at the end of next month
but my previous longest relationship before Wiggy was 3 months.

It wasn't due to me being a lazy high maintenance shitehawk though, it was because JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I wish I saw that original post.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

To be honest I feel a bit dirty for continuing a /talk meme

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Am very pleased for you both
Um, also, something about fannies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

No wonder he smokes so much weed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'm just glad he's not drinking the pain away.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

For some reason that's got Proffesional Widow in my head now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I've got Peaches' Fuck The Pain Away
You win
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

somehow I've got the Fraggle Rock theme tune....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Peaches' Fuck The Pain Away AIDS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

*loves Peaches*

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Makes a change from Roy Orbison's I Drove All Night

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

any excuse to repost this
michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

o_O
I'm not reading them. I have a weird cling film phobia.

No one strike that through to say fetish.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

A fucking hambeast?
creative!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)