Morning.
I have manflu so I'm feeling sorry for myself. But it's a good reason not to do any studying and to sit on the sofa playing with my Sims.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:41, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

sorry, has to be done
Sims self
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)

thanks.
The Sim is of me so yeah that's kind of true.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

No it doesn't

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Did you get out of the wrong side of Jeff's bed too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:44, Reply)

*shoehorns*
he's grumpy because I'm wearing this tshirt right now



( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

hehehe!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I thought of a joke to put here
but I'm not going to do it because it could be considered pandering.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

PANDER TO ME BITCH

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

*sighs, puts on george foreman voice*
I liked it so much I put my Naaaaame on it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Thats not pandering
Thats good!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

That's not pandering. You're the worst panderer ever.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

the problem with this t-shirt
is that it's as close as he is ever going to come to being all over your tits.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:57, Reply)

What tits

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)

You can save this quickly by claiming it was an exclamation, rather than a question

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

No it was definatly a question.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:01, Reply)

*definitely

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)

This upsets me.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

YAY!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)

These ones

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

that kind of backs up Psychochomp's point really doesn't it?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

it certainly takes away his crown as king of the stalkers
blimey al, then you complain about there being no cleavage shots on my fb.............
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I like how he cropped her face out
Even though she posted it further up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

She might not want her face associated with her tits?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

She doesn't want YOUR face associated with her tits.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

ha I don't have a cleavage
more of a slight incline.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

much much much better that way, believe me
boobs are a menace and i hate them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I have some pole students who are well endowed and they struggle a bit more than the rest to do certain moves
so being tiny does have advantages!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Small boobs are totally empowering.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Looks like she spilled wine on her top.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Wiggy said that
It's a pretty flower design all the way down the dress, honest!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I wish mine were that bloody size.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

is that it's as close as he is ever going to come to being all over your tits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I really think we should ban strikethroughs

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)

ban strikethroughs all have a wank
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I read that as come over your tits.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Of all the things to worry about, looking like a pander is top of that list?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Go and eat some more cake or something, fatty
that's how this works, right?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I have a whole chocolate birthday cake
so I may just do that. In fact I will, thanks for the suggestion Maxi!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Any news yet?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

nope!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

HA!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

The first pic makes you look like a stroke victim.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

thanks dear

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

It was the meanest thing I could say
You didn't give me a lot to work with.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

PANDER
The first photo taken I was wearing my pole teaching outfit but I thought I'd better put pants on.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Is that a command?
I kinda did a ninja pander, by implying the pics were so awesome that I struggled to find some way of insulting you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

yeah I was calling you a Pander. I should've spelled it panda though I suppose
I noticed the ninja pander, I'm trained to find the smallest compliment out of the biggest insult. It's why I don't get depressed very easily.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Whereas I question every compliment I receive, while simultaneously reveling in them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

you're fugly
wait I did it wrong.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Kitzo!
being ill is nice sometimes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

This is my first cold since New Year's Eve so I think I've done pretty well
plus I really love Lemsip so I'm not too upset
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I like Beecham's powders in hot lemonade

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I didn't know you could heat lemonade
What happens to the bubbles?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

it's slightly flatter but the warm fizz is nice

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

apparently people who don't get colds
are more likely to succumb to more serious things, because colds keep your immune system sharp. according to some article in a scientific magazine (probably "cosmo" or the "national enquirer").

did you get your letter??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Nope no letter!
I thought it was because I was well hard, I never get ill. I was a really sickly child so maybe my body finally manned the fuck up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

what are they playing at, that's ridiculous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I really do wish it was over, I hate not knowing if I have a job or not, it's really stressful!
This is the 4th week I've been at home now, my nerves can't take much more.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

on the plus side though
it must mean they are really considering it - they wouldn't keep paying you if they weren't!

maybe ask amy if it would be appropriate to chase gently?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Yeah I thought about contacting her again, she was so helpful last time, thanks.
If I haven't had a letter by the end of the week I'll go back to her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:57, Reply)

she is really bloody good at her job too
she lectures in employment law, but big law firms keep trying to headhunt her!

she has been asking me how you are getting along, i'd email her definitely - she might have some insight as to what their internal process is likely to be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Thanks, I will do

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

You're a girl, you can't have man flu
You can only have the weaker form, meningitis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I like this!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

*click*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Alreet
You still bashing this weekend?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I shall endeavour to come down for one but I'm epically skint after my birthday night out on Sat

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Go down and just ponce drinks.
Oh, hang on, you're in the impoverished north, that won't work.

As you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I'll get you one in, if you want?
Don't mind. Have a water, I insist.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I drank water last night at a pub quiz. The barman looked at me like I was a dick, even though I had a real drink as well I was just mega thirsty

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Barman is a twat then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

we were the only ones at the bar when we came in yet he carried on talking to his mate for a few minutes
I tutted.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

"No, that was Bruce Wayne"

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

BlackGrapelol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

The Sims is the most ridiculous game ever.
There's no 'end', it just keeps running and running. Eventually your guy just gets depressed and cries (and it's quite an upsetting sound) and moans that he hates his job. Then he refuses to go to his job. Then he gets fired. Then loads of stuff gets repossessed cos you've not paid the bills, or a burglar bowls in and picks up your snooker table and pops it into his swag bag that's the size of a Tesco carrier bag. Then your bloke moans that he has no mates and that he hates his life, and every time I played it he eventually died because of the multiple reasons above. The Death character waltzes onto your screen, takes your bloke away and there's a little gravestone by your front door. That's it. The end.

I played The Sims when I was about eight and I'm quite sure it's the reason I'm so miserable now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

In the Sims 3
your sims grow old and die and your Sims kids take over.

Are you sure you were playing the Sims and not just, y'know, living?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Is there a Waterproof Trousers expansion pack for the Sims?

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I don't get this waterproof trouser thing
splain pls?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Me and Vipros had a conversation about the merits or otherwise of brands of waterproof trousers
Much hilarity ensued.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

It did feel like art imitating life when I was playing it I must admit.
I would genuinely love to hear of someone who's done well on the original Sims though. Even when I used the cheat and made my bloke a millionaire and filled every room in the house with priceless art and plasma screen teles he'd still cry and then top himself.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

yeah my Sim in the original Sims kept crying
They've made it much less hard work in the new one, their mood bars don't decrease as quickly. The social one was such a pain on the old one, it would decrease constantly but you didn't have time to invite people over.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:29, Reply)