Women
I still can't understand women: 'ban page 3' campaign one day and then 'free the nipple' the next. Do you want to get your boobs out or not? I don't care either way - just please make your minds up.
(l0bst3r, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 14:31, 36 replies)

I like breasts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:10, closed)

Correct response.

(McChinaman banned, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:20, closed)

Me too.
I also like the fanny.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:25, closed)

Dozer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:35, closed)

re your sig text
Bint isnt English. Its Arabic.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:34, closed)

For a good Arabic cuss you can't beat Kuss Ummak!
( Vambo, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:02, closed)

Hmm.. what to say here. Well, i'm not brittish. i'm a stone white american redneckish woman whos 25 and is married to a 36 year old german man. I have 2 daughters, who are 5 and 4.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:03, closed)

Well, that's your A/S/L sorted.
Are you two going to "cyber", now?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:14, closed)

i have been getting the b3ta newsletter for a year or so, and an a big fan of the mighty ginger feuer rob manuel and joel veitch.
and fuck do i wish i were brittish. you all seem to have more fun...
Heh heh... Clunge.
Hugh Laurie is the SEX.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:46, closed)

Your Inbox must be overflowing.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:30, closed)

General rule with breasts
is that if you want to look at them, you shouldn't be allowed to, but if you don't want to have to look at them then you SHOULD have to.

Simple.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:32, closed)

Are you equating breasts with power?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:49, closed)

well
the feminists seem to equate control over men's access to sex with power, for sure

But then I always think of feminists as homeopaths. They might want the same thing, but egalitarianism is the medicine for inequality, feminism is the water that remembers
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:20, closed)

So, Elliott Rodgers isn't dead, after all.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:25, closed)

Ouch (that was homeopath not psychopath}
I dont equate feminists with mass-murderers, I just think their approach to tackling the inequality of several genders by focusing on the needs of just one is a bit daft
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:40, closed)

"several genders"?
Regardless, my experience of feminism is that it works toward equality between the sexes, rather than attempting to raise one up over the other.

Oh, and I was comparing you to Rodgers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:38, closed)

Oh thanks a lot
Nice of you

No, wait, it was just stupid and offensive
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 21:54, closed)

I'll try harder to make myself understood, in future.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:07, closed)

Oh Yeah?
Ever see a "Men's Rights" march?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:14, closed)

Shit, have I awakened b3ta's bloc of oppressed menfolk?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:09, closed)

BOY POWER!
*gets nipples out*
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:46, closed)

I have it on fairly good authority that naked boys are icky.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 20:01, closed)

I've made MY mind up.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:41, closed)

Half in - Half out?

(justin(e), Thu 5 Feb 2015, 13:22, closed)

I'm told the next step is to "shake it all about"

(McChinaman banned, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:24, closed)

The more sexually enlightened countries don't tend to care, as far as I can tell.
German, Scandinavian and, I think French and Spanish people couldn't give a shit whether a woman has a top on or not.
For what it's worth I think the "no erect penises to be shown on film" rule in the UK is fucking stupid also.

Edit: not that I equate a naked breast and an erect penis just that I think the exposure of the former ought to be up to the owner of the breasts in question and the latter, as an expression of sex, ought to be expressed toward only the willing.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:37, closed)

^ LOVES the cock.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Feb 2015, 0:55, closed)

If you feel you must I'll take a look at yours?
Who knows? It may be the start of all sorts of fun.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 19:40, closed)

Women, who knows what goes through their pretty, empty heads, eh?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Feb 2015, 0:56, closed)

it's good to see that daniel o'reilly has progressed beyond 'lol rape' into outright misogyny

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:30, closed)

Wow, it's almost as if different women have different ideas, what a world.

( Zuowan, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:07, closed)

Dig the sig, pig.

(McChinaman banned, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:24, closed)

barry manilow etc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 2:12, closed)

I heard that Muslims are like that too, now.
It's awfully confusing.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 7 Feb 2015, 12:52, closed)

I don't think we should ban page 3, I think we should replace it with something better.
Daily boobs on page 3 is too predictable; I propose we create a new randomised boob delivery system, so that boobs can pop up at any time and in any situation.
Implementation details I leave to someone else.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:44, closed)

Page 3 is outdated now we can see all the boobs we want online
But banning it is kind of a step backwards for equality when topless men are still considered acceptable.

I like breasts.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 22:52, closed)