Woman goes to a hair salon in Geordieland
"What can ah dee f' yee pet"? asks the hairdresser.

"I'd like a perm, please", comes the reply.

"Whey aye", the scissor monkey says. "Ah wandered lernley as a cloud..."
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:35, 10 replies)

*clicks*
You made me do a silly smile, you big daft lug.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:37, closed)

Yes
I lke it click
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:44, closed)

*clicks*
That's just class.
(Rikaitch is full of crap ideas., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:46, closed)

That's
excellent, and reminiscent of the Noddy Holder joke:

(To be spoken in a Brummie accent)

Noddy Holder goes into a tailor's and says to one of the assistants,

"I'm re-forming Slade, I want to buy some new stage clothes. I need a pair of flared trousers, a wide collar shirt, platform boots and a mirrored top hat.

"Kipper Tie?" asks the assistant

"Oh thanks" says Noddy "2 sugars please."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:48, closed)

^ that's
one of my all time favourite jokes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, closed)

Same as
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, closed)

fuck yes
Davros' for erm... head honcho.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, closed)

Also works in a Hull accent.
*click*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:25, closed)

All these accent puns...
...are going right over my head.

Still, bring 'em on, I'm enjoying them.
(AlfishKK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:07, closed)