Favourites!

Every miserable bugger on the internet slags stuff off and proclaims books, films and music to be ‘over rated’. Well there’s no room for that here. Explain why your favourite things are your favourite things?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

holday disasters
what made your holiday so memorable that you have tell total strangers a pack of lies to make it sound good?
unpacking after a short holiday in portugal i found a ......
the waiter was sooo hot and when we put him out .....
your story here
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:03, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Happy
What makes you happy? What fills you with delight and wonder? What keeps you going in this cold grey world? What single episode was your happiest, or what did you do to make someone really happy? Share your fluffy times.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)

a mate and I
Have started going around town to noisy pubs on a Saturday night, and I've taken to listening to dubstep. I do this in spite of going grey, having hairy ears and eyebrows that make me look more and more like an owl.
How is age affecting you and what are you doing to stave it off? Anybody having a mid-life crisis?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:36, Reply)

As a hitchhiker, one of the things I noticed was the array and size of stuff simply lying at the side of the motorway.
It's an invisible world that few people see - I've seen countless tyres and wheels, cushions, teddy bears, and even a whole wardrobe once, with nary a mark on it, when I was on a junction on the M6.

Tell us about the weird stuff you've found and seen in weird places.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Classic Put Downs
Yo Mama! Tells us about classic cussings that you've dished out, or about times that you were on the receiving end of a particularly hurtful piece of abuse.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Bedroom disasters!
Drug fueled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Falling off the bed at the wrong moment? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?.... tell us of your Bedroom Disasters.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:41, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Misery.
What's the most miserable experience you've ever had?
Tell us all about it with minimal punctuation and maximum hyperbole.
( 4Q just lurking, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 3:23, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Recipes
What delightful creations can you whip up in the kitchen? Share your culinary secrets. Or alternatively just mumble something about beans and microwaves.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Famous people or fictional characters you have been compared to.
In terms of appearance or personality.
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Stereotypes.
A brief one.
Ever experienced a well known stereotype being played out or hilariously subverted in real life?
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Movie Moments
C'mon readers... give us your best or worst-ever movie moments...

Is the best bit about the entire Star Wars franchise the bit where the Storm Trooper hits his head on the ceiling in "Episode IV" or is the worst thing you've ever seen exactly 1 hour, 12 minutes and 37 seconds into The Crying Game?

Your movie-related posts please...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Passwords.
Tell us the usernames and passwords that you use on various sites: like facebook, your bank, etc and why you chose that particular password.
( 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hate ?

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)

My best friend
Why is your best friend ace? (Lose points for ones which punchline "...It's me.")
(McChinaman banned, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:02, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

LOST
A friend was recently recalling how he had became lost in a local "shopping centre". This was no mean feat considering the fact that it's straight, about 20mtrs long and has a large exit at each end.

Tell us of your navigational errors disaster or otherwise.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)

I think the whole mood of QOTW is in desperate need of
Beautiful Moments Pt III.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Funniest story
Who can write the funniest story be it bullshit or not...
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Camping
I recently had the shittest camping experience of my life while working at a music festival. The staff camp site was, according to google maps, just over a kilometre away from the end of the runway of an international airport. I never got more than ten minutes sleep over the two nights. Surely people have better or worse than this?
( Muns, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

We're all going for a summer holiday!
I've just got back from a weekend away at my holiday caravan on the mid Wales coast. It was sunny, peaceful, and beautiful.
So, in your opinion, where is the best place to go for a holiday in the British Isles?
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Beginner's Luck
Yesterday the boy put a 2p into one those amusement arcade 2p machines - you know, the ones where the coins teeter on the edge of the aperture over the collecting tray - and won a prize (albeit a small plastic mini pull-it-back-and-let-it-go car). He'd never played one of these machines before.

Tell us your tales of beginner's luck...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Once in a lifetime...
On 28/05/11, I, with 29 of my team-mates, ran out onto the hallowed turf of Twickenham to play a game of rugby. For most of us, I think you'll agree, this is a once in a lifetime event.

What once in a lifetime events have you had? Anybody who says "being born" will be stabbed in the neck and/or abused mercilessly.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Water, water everywhere...
Swimming lessons? Jetskiing? Totalled by a wave whilst skinnydipping in Skegness?

Tell us your tales of water-related tomfoolery...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I've just been
in the back garden.

Have you ever been outside, and if so what was it like?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I too have been a cunt.
We've all done things in the past to people that can be described as "A bit cuntish" towards others. Tell us about them, so the next time you get one your high horse in replying to someones confession whilst they were just giving a QOTW answer, we can point out your indescretions. Unless you're Jesus, that dude's infallible!
( Muns, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Have you ever been caught out by the weather?
My family have had to delay their caravan holiday by a day this year as the BBCi 5 day Wales weather told us it was going to rain profusely.
Looking at Springwatch being filmed in a dry area 5 miles away from my caravan, we realized we'd been done over.
Tell us about your experiences being taken by surprise by the weather and weather forecasts.
(888777555, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Pedantry
As I posted on the Off Topic board, I noticed that people had a habit of criticizing my overactive shift finger, and from this somehow managed to convince themselves that this meant my IQ was lower than algae.
So my questions are...
What is the most pedantic thing you've ever done or said?
Alternatively, or not, what is the greatest amount of pedantry you've ever faced?
(888777555, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:55, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why your other half is ace.
Mrs Vagabond and I once had a cheeky joint before bed, and, once in, spent about an hour "jumping out" at each other from behind our pillows, laughing like loons.

Tell us why is your other half ace.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

6 months ago i had an awful moment when i accidently caused someone harm.
by accident and non agressive action i snapped their leg in half, they now have a metal bar running through the middle of their bone from ankle to knee.

i still feel awful about the whole thing and still hear the horrible cracking sound in my head.

how have you accidently caused people harm and hospitalisation?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)