A couple of games

Spidermanning - When tenderly rooting a girl from behind and you get to the point of potential spuffing, pull out and cum in your hand.

Whilst doing this spit on her back so it feels like you came there, then tap her on the shoulder and flick your cock web onto her face whilst singing ,"Spiderman, Spiderman, I just filled your hairy clam!"


Supermanning - As before start in the postion that dogs are overly fond of.

This time when your single barrelled pump action yoghurt rifle is about to go off, pull out and fertalise her back.

Them simply roll her onto the sheet so it sticks like Supermans cape!

Rodeo - Very simple, stick with good old missionary as you can get extra purchase, as the pace increases simply shout out the name of your playmates sister/mother/bestfriend and then see how long you can hold on for.


Apologies to women everywhere, for everything
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:12, 18 replies)

I shall neglect to describe the 'pink sock'
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:17, closed)

Describe!!

you know you want to!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:17, closed)

mwwwwww
hahaha pink sock FTW
(daddyg, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:22, closed)

According to "urbandictionary"
The "pink sock" is:

"where whilst anal sex is taking place the colon is reversed and creates the deadly pink sock hanging out of the ass. this results in death"

Not so sure on the last bit however...
(AQ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:46, closed)

You've got this wrong
the Spiderman involves flinging the "web" out of your hand into their face while shouting "Go web, Go!"

obviously a miconception on your part

now I'm going to laugh to myself about the Angry Dragon and the Angry Pirate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:27, closed)

That's very true
I'm pretty sure I've read that in a previous QOTW actually - a revenge one if memory serves. I now use it as my counter attack to "The Snowball".
(GONEism, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:28, closed)

the snowball?
enlighten me.


we shall have no mention of iglooing or rusty fish hooks here before anyone starts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:34, closed)

Snowball?
I believe snowballing = her sucking you off, holding it in her mouth, then kissing you, thereby depositing your testes-goo in your own gob. Like, ew.
(SoneMe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:04, closed)

Wolfbagging
ftw.

Though I prefer the Mexican Avalanche, but only when teh Sexmonkey is around.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:56, closed)

Its all about the Velma
You cum in both her eyes and hide the tissues, so she has to crawl around looking for them like Velma used to have to when she lost her glasses in Scooby Doo.
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:06, closed)

Google
The rolodex of love ....... It lists a whole host of dubious and potentially illegal sex acts.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:24, closed)

what about
Monkeyface!

Simply pull out before you cum, let her have it in the face, rip her pubes off, throw them so that they stick to her cum covered face, and then yell "MONKEY FACE!"

Guaranteed to satisfy, or your pubes back
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:32, closed)

The greatest one
is the Tony Danza. Ask The Resident Loon.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:24, closed)

I would have thought that...
...missionary would be the worst possible position for the rodeo given how vulnerable you are to a well-placed knee to the groin.
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:20, closed)

Indeed
Rodeo should only be attempted in the "doggie" position as the victim will be "on all fours" much like a bull, and you will be clinging onto "the bull"'s back just like in a rodeo...

I might also add that - just calling out a name can confuse your bull, DO NOT LEAVE IT TO CHANCE!

A phrase such as "you mum is so much better at this" or "I'd rather be fucking your sister" work wonders.
( Coventry, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:48, closed)

Dirty sanchez!
I used to have an email once with loads of little gifs of all of these acts, performed by tiny little figures who looked like the gingerbread man out of Shrek.

Read-reading this answer of mine, I realise I may sound weird...
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:02, closed)