I went to the theatre, and was having a look at the program before the play started.
It turns out there wasn't any actor hired to play Godot. Well, I wasn't going to waste my time watching that, so I took a shit in the lobby and went home.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:54, 1 reply)

The Muslim extremist vs EDL violence increases steadily, catching thousands of innocents in the crossfire, until Britain becomes a police state with the population's blessing.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34, 4 replies)

Your favourite band are wankers.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:31, 7 replies)

THIS IS WAT BRITIAN WOS LYKE BFORR IMMIGRUNTS SPOLD IT

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27, 35 replies)

Most of the people who directly caused the
Global Financial Crisis by underwriting dodgy loans and not declaring losses to shareholders/governments are still receiving bonuses/redundancy payments which far exceed in an order of magnitude a greater amount of money that you or I or even Mr. Marshmallow will ever see in our lifetimes.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:44, 10 replies)

Titanic
The boat sinks.
(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:34, 1 reply)

The little boy in Panic Room
Actually turns out to be a girl.
( Muns, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:30, Reply)

People who make broad, sweeping statements
are generally wrong.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 8:41, Reply)

The gril in The Crying Game is actually a boiler.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 22:01, 10 replies)

Many movies made by Hollywood
based upon books previously written, frequently fail to meet the viewers' expectations. Particularly if the viewers have read the books prior to watching the movie.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Jun 2013, 21:50, 8 replies)

At the end of 'Debbie Does Dallas'....
Debbie has sex with a man a good deal older and less attractive than her.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Iain Banks being dead
:(
(McChinaman banned, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 21:23, 18 replies)

someone you'll never hear from again will will that talent show thing.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 20:53, 10 replies)

Soylent Green is actually purple, according to this guy I heard yelling it.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Tv 'next week' rubbesh
I hate when TV shows do the 'what's on next week' bit at the end, I really don't want to know.
So when me and AaRrDdvVaRrKK started watching Arrested Development we would reach for the controller and hit STOP as Ron Howard muttered about what was 'coming up in the next Arrested Development' with smug looks on our faces, being all clever and knowing HA! They won't spoil it for US! What do they think we are? Stupid?
It was only towards the end of the 3rd series that the battery had ran out on the doofer that as the clip from 'next week' played that we realised it wasn't spoilers and we had actually missed 50 episodes worth of extra funny bits, relating to the episode we had just watched.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 18:09, Reply)

There is no Inspector Goole.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 16:22, 4 replies)

I hope this doesn't spoil QOTW
but I think that stories about the aerodynamic wing fitted to some motor vehicles, deployed to increase downforce (particularly over the rear wheels) when travelling at speed, are becoming a little dull.

Many of us got the joke the first time.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 14:32, 3 replies)

Viewers beware,
the trailer for Fast and Furious 6 contains spoilers.
(Haywood Manley, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 10:16, 5 replies)

I was (am) a big Star Trek fan
but I never really got in to DS9, until recently when they started showing it on SyFy and I started watching from the start.
So, yeah, thanks for that.
(LemonMeringuePie is rubbish at thinking up user names, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 1:35, 24 replies)

Battered really is this obnoxious in person.
Hence the divorce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 22:22, 1 reply)

Dozer really is a prick.
It's not an act.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 21:56, 1 reply)

Sergeant Trotter did it.
There goes a 60 year run.
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 21:26, 2 replies)

Apparently..
Darth Vader is his dad.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 21:03, 1 reply)

Superman is Bicycle Repair Man!

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 20:41, Reply)

The Passion Of The Christ
Jesus dies in the end (because of those nasty Jews). Or does he?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:48, 1 reply)

They have top men working on it right now.
Top. Men.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:46, Reply)

The Italian Job
(Caine original, natch) - a film you can't properly spoil?
(Good old boy just like yer grandma!, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 14:41, 3 replies)