last?
any chance?
(bugboybeast, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, 1 reply)

Last poster is a twat

( RiverBlues Hello, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, 1 reply)

am I
last?
(Starzy had a headache on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, Reply)

It's the end of ze world

( RiverBlues Hello, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:20, Reply)

QOTW didn't change...
until 4.32pm last week
(uniquestar, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:20, Reply)

I think I have lost my grip on reality...
no change to the QOTW by 4pm, what is going on?
(stubbledchin, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:20, Reply)

Lets see how many pages we can make

( RiverBlues Hello, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:20, Reply)

/talk
This always becomes it at this time on a thursday
(uniquestar, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:19, Reply)

This is the new /talk
:D
( RiverBlues Hello, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:19, Reply)

Laughing at others...
is very rude
(uniquestar, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:18, Reply)

Last!
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


I laugh at your dismay


hahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
( RiverBlues Hello, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:17, Reply)

I Lost
Any shreds of self respect for attempting this...


Last?
(uniquestar, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:14, Reply)

I would have loved.
to have been the last poster and have thrown away an dignity by posting this (slightly more than tenuous I know!) : (
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:13, Reply)

this question
When will it die?
(sophalafairy I want a suuuuite, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:11, 3 replies)

just a rumour?
I heard that the mods mums had thrown them away and they are currently digging their way out of a landfill somewhere....don't know where........just somewhere.

It could take a while as they have to sift through millions fo copies of 2000AD and billions of star war stuff before they even get close to the site exit.

That's what I heard anyway.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:11, Reply)

I lost my boxers last year.
I decided that it would be a great idea to come down with acute appendicitis a couple of weeks before my 21st, so lo and behold, I get wheeled into hospital after 18 hours of straight vomiting to get sliced and diced. I get shot full of morphine, and blissfully after being awake for two days straight, I conk out almost instantly.

After a brisk morning of waking up and getting poked in the stomach a few times, I get carted into surgery, where they tell me "You're going to go to sleep now", in a manner which made me fear my remaining organs were going to end up on the black market in a couple of hours. Luckily, after going "Ooh, the room's all spinny!" I woke up on the way back to the ward, high as the proverbial. After having another kip though, I realised a worrying fact.

I was bollock naked.

I'd gone into the OR wearing a decent pair of boxer shorts under my gown, but somewhere along the lines, they'd decided to remove them, presumably so they didn't turn crimson when I started pissing blood and pus, and even though it made sense, it was a bit of a shocking realisation.

I never did see that pair again.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:10, Reply)

yawn
im soo bored of waiting...

when will it change? my F5 button is worn out!
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:07, 2 replies)

hope
long since gone.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:57, Reply)

Last
?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:51, 1 reply)

My B3ta body-clock
Yesterday I failed to have a good old 4pm Wednesday Wank.

I feel ashamed. :o(
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:43, 1 reply)

I should be fired from my job
for posting QOTW answers over a year late.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:28, 1 reply)

Lost: one night in and around London
It was last night. If anyone saw 2 blokes staggering around Wembley/King's Cross wearing an England shirt (me) and a Czech shirt & flag (my mate), can you let me know just how we came to possess a chip and pin machine thingy, a case of small water bottles, and a bundle of newspapers?

*goes back to sleep*

EDIT: Oh yeah - did anyone see me at the game? I was the twunt holding a Czech flag (yeah, I know), with 'honic #1*' written on it - apparently it WAS seen on TV at some point...

* honic is Czech for wanker - figures huh?
( snee held his breath since, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:27, Reply)

While you're waiting
go look into Off-Topic. I posted three short stories there.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:25, Reply)

My guilty pleasure is...
Ok I can't be arsed counting back and I've nicked someone else's joke
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:23, 5 replies)

I lost the will to live...
... waiting for a new QOTW.
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:18, 3 replies)

The great clearout
My parents, though they are the kind of people who have ancient cars rusting on the drive and a garage full of old bikes and 'blocks' of water-damaged land rover magazines (mostly my dad,) and all that kind of junk, decided to have a grand clear-out and hire a skip to dump all our accumulated crap in.
This included stuff out of my room and a vast 'cupboard' (its practically another room) contained within. It did not go well.
Things kept for future value/posterity:

-Mine and my brother's old schoolbooks... "I'll sell them when you're both famous!!" Err, okay, when exactly is that going to be then? And who would want to buy my shitty year 3 maths book?

-Loads of fucking old annuals, Beanos, etc. Once again, these are apparently sound investments for the future as they can be sold for a lot of money to collectors. Ah yes, apart from nobody collects the Beano annuals as they are a pile of shite and you can still get them now. Plus no-one would want our old messed-up dog eared copies even if they were worth more then 50p.

-More fucking old broken crappy kids toys. We are not the kind of people that can't bear to throw away beloved childhood cuddly toys, so there is no reason at all for us to keep this stuff. Mum however thought differently. "You can give them to your children!" Yeah, the children we are most likely never going to have, and if we did, would probably want new toys, not 30-year-old Smurf dolls with biro on them.

Etc, etc loads of shit like this.

Things thrown away:

-An antique German made very very valuable and still working accordion, with fancy pearloid bits and a case, which was given to my brother by a relative a long time ago, and its destruction was only discovered when he came by specifically to use said accordion. The dummy was indeed spat.

-Old Iron Maiden vinyl, including some kind of limited edition copy of Piece Of Mind. Very cool. Now in a fucking landfill.

Probably all the Star Wars stuff....cheers, mum. That's not collectible at all. Especially not the Millennium Falcon.
Damn.
(Ryuken-Kai, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:18, Reply)

I loved...
and lost my virginity....

does that count?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:15, 1 reply)

My parents
My mum was always adamant that our stuff could only be disposed of by us (me and my bro).

Off topic, but just wanted to be last.

Please?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:09, Reply)

@Humpty
...
Chase me....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:09, 50 replies)

My Rag
No. You're not fucking last. Grow the fuck up or I'll fuck you *Right* in the fucking ear.

And YES. I mean YOU.


*and breath out*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:06, 11 replies)