
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
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By squeezing it out of an entire roll of toilet paper that someone else has used to wipe it off their over-lubed hoop.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2025, 14:42, Reply)

Use an entire roll of toilet paper to clean your over-lubed hoop
( , Tue 8 Apr 2025, 14:49, Reply)

By applying a small smear of Vaseline around the anus before taking a shit. This will ensure a clean exit requiring just a small amount of tissue to clean off the Vaseline.
( , Thu 6 Mar 2025, 19:45, 1 reply, 3 months ago)

Simply spray paint the word "Nonce" on your front door.
( , Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:38, Reply)

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this tip also works for non-nonces
( , Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:04, 1 reply, 10 months ago)

When someone aerosol sprays "KILL THE NONCE" on the front of your house, simply add an 'S' to the start to give "SKILL THE NONCE" and it will look like you're just running training classes to rehabilitate nonces into society.
( , Tue 18 Jun 2024, 15:31, Reply)

When someone aerosol sprays "KILL THE NONCE" on the front of your house, simply add an 'S' to the end to give "KILL THE NONCES" and it will look like you're just making a political statement.
( , Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

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Certainly! Here's a funny "top tip" that users of B3ta.com might enjoy:
"Want to instantly upgrade your selfie game? Simply attach a small mirror to your pet's collar. Every selfie will now feature your best 'furry friend' in the perfect photobomb position. Plus, it's a great conversation starter for those awkward family gatherings!"
Remember, humor can be subjective, so feel free to adjust the tip to fit the tone and style of the B3ta.com community and their sense of humor.
( , Mon 11 Sep 2023, 22:01, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

Spread feet apart, stand firmly, wrap your arms around their waist, squeeze gently but securely, and lift upwards.
( , Thu 13 Jul 2023, 12:48, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

Just check your twitter account and post something from that instead
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If you eat spicy food and feel like you are going to die from the spicy food, you just put a little salt in your mouth, drink it, rinse your mouth, and it will stop being spicy. You can also drink milk to quickly relieve spicy.
( , Thu 13 Oct 2022, 10:11, Reply)

No need! Simply re-use jokes from previous newsletters, over and over again.
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