There was this 'christian' guild on WoW, and they were the kind of lamewads that posted how intensely happy they were with their beliefs on the forums. So quite a few people got stuck into them when they made a recruitment post. I went a hell of a lot further, I replied with bible passages that proved that playing WoW was a sin, went to their guild website and published their ventrillo information (freely available with no login) then made a login under the name Satanisgod with a totally fake email address. Made my signature a pic of tubgirl and posted in every topic I could find, I especially had fun in the ones about how masturbation is bad.

I got a permanent ban from the WoW forums, the christians 'pastor' contacted my ISP and said I was distributing child pornography to children. Luckily the dude that contacted me saw through their BS and said to just leave them alone.

I hope I made some of them cry.
(Quoth, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:35, 28 replies)

I would've sued him for slander, the cunt.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:42, closed)

You lose at the internet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:38, closed)

Ethical question...
Is the distribution of child pornography to children any worse than the distribution of adult pornography to adults?
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:38, closed)

Parenthetical answer ...
(your mum thinks you're an ugly cunt)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:43, closed)

So, 'parentethical' answer?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:34, closed)

Oh bravo.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 22 May 2011, 9:34, closed)

a deep and philisophical
question that is going to need a lot of looking at
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:47, closed)

How useful
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:05, closed)

Ha. I like this. Maybe that makes me a bad person, but being mean to Christians always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sun 22 May 2011, 5:37, closed)

Still a virgin, right?

( zulu eh?, Sun 22 May 2011, 7:45, closed)

i bet you were a lion in a past life

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:48, closed)

Or maybe Pontius Pilate?

(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 23 May 2011, 11:28, closed)

You don't get out much, do you?

(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 22 May 2011, 7:14, closed)

says someone posting on b3ta forums, seriously, you're trying to bag a troll that went to all that trouble to upset people....

run away little girl
(Quoth, Sun 22 May 2011, 8:10, closed)

There's a difference between trolling and just plain insulting people, you prick.

( The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 22 May 2011, 9:46, closed)

You lose at the internet AGAIN.
Cracking work.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 22 May 2011, 9:54, closed)

I'm quite happy with the size of my cock, thanks.

(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:07, closed)

As long as someone is.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 22 May 2011, 13:30, closed)

Damn you, sir!
Now I shall have to cry myself to sleep with nothing but a cold Thermos of Horlicks to keep me company. Again.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:41, closed)

I like this
you thought you could behave like a cunt towards some Christians and one of them out trolled you and tried to fuck your shit up.

Top work.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 22 May 2011, 10:04, closed)

This sounds more like a petulant tantrum than trolling. No wit required - or indeed, demonstrated.

Next up - Quoth relates the hilarious anecdote of the time he went to a beach and kicked over a sandcastle. Stay tuned!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:03, closed)

You missed the bit
where he was chased off the beach by the kids who built the sandcastle.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:48, closed)

fool

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:11, closed)

Hahaha, pwned by Christians.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:11, closed)