E-mail scams.
I received one of those e-mails from a Russian girl who was supposed to meet/marry someone over here but didn't and now she wants to meet/marry me. You know the type.
To cut a long story short, after much to-ing and fro-ing with her ridiculous requests for money and my ridiculous replies, I asked for proof that she was who she said she was by taking a photo with her holding a card with the initial letters of my (fictional) banking companies - International Money Authority and The Western Accounts Transactions.

Here's what I received.


(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:56, 23 replies)

Haha
This FTW.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:06, closed)

Cor!
Do you still have her e mail address?
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:15, closed)

Pfft!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:26, closed)

scam or not she has
a passing resemblance to Carrie Fischer
never mind the email do you still have the bikini thing she wore in that film that she was in where she had to wear a metal bikini thing in a film that was on with her in it some time ago
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:26, closed)

She did send a couple of posing shots of her on the couch in her bra.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:31, closed)

possing shot on couch in a bra ?
dear god man dont tell us this show them
evidence i demand evidence




and her email aswell
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:38, closed)

^what she said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:24, closed)

She wont age well mate so dont keep her for too long
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:34, closed)

hahahahaha
amazing.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:41, closed)

b^.^d

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:56, closed)

Any follow-up?

( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 May 2011, 11:29, closed)

photoshopped picture is photoshopped

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, closed)

Could be.
It does look photoshopped now you say it, but certainly not done by me as I can only just about use Paint.
I still find it amusing that whoever did it went to the trouble of writing 'IMA TWAT'.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:15, closed)

Sadly,
much as I hate to agree with the prize tool, Dr Shambolic, he's right.

image taken on a Sony Cybershot and edited in Photoshop 7.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:16, closed)

I know where you can buy some second-hand dignity for quite cheap.
You appear to be running very low.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:19, closed)

Swoosh!
*splash*

hook, line, sinker.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:22, closed)

I'm gonna make sure never to cross you legless, you always make people pay for their mistakes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:36, closed)

Yeah. Wow. You totally did something to me there. Golly.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:25, closed)

Repetition
A point to Clement Freud's team.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:51, closed)

The fingers of her left hand are naturally blurry, you insensitive bastard

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:39, closed)

To be fair
it's possible.

I mean, the fingers of my right hand are frequently blurry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:48, closed)

everything's frequently fucking blurry
it means I'm hungover and I haven't had a beer yet
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:04, closed)

shooped, can tell from some of the pixels and everything

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 25 May 2011, 17:31, closed)