Terry 'now where did I leave my car' Pratchett
For being a spasticated-hat-wearing, smug, shit-book-writing solid gold Alzheimers cunt. The only thing worse than his bent books is his army of Simpsons-tie wearing lolwaki fans. What kind of turd dresses up as a character from a third-rate fantasy novel and goes to a convention chock full of likeminded deacons? A Colin Hunt, Iron Maiden listening WoWer, that's who.

I hope he dies on Christmas Day, burnt to death in a house fire caused by his own mental decline. Douglas Adams was shit too. So is Red fucking Dwarf. And so are you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:42, 29 replies)

It’s easy to criticise
Fun too
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:50, closed)

A good posting overall B+
However it could have dealt more with the sweaty virginal background of his fans. Where are the weekend visits to Forbidden Planet or the Games Workshop?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:50, closed)

I've never read any of his books
and yet I feel strangely compelled to push him into a river and watch him drown, so he must be doing something wrong.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:51, closed)

I love you so much Monty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:51, closed)

i like this.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:00, closed)

No, *your* mum.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:04, closed)

Oh My
"A Colin Hunt, Iron Maiden listening WoWer"

Proper.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:06, closed)

I was told
'Here, read Pratchett, it's like Hitch Hikers, but fantasy. '
Was it fuck,, it was the most boring thing I've ever read. And I've read some of Stephen King's more recent books.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:28, closed)

I read some of his books years ago
really I could've just read the same book over and over again. AND he never even mentions breasts. So yeah, Pratchett, fuck off.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:38, closed)

I like breasts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:46, closed)

I'm only clicking this because I fancy your girlfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:44, closed)

pictures?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:27, closed)

If she wants ,
but I'd rather go dancing.
( bane, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 18:02, closed)

He's not that bad.
Granted he's overrated, but at least he's not that Rawling bitch.
Hitchhiker's is OK, but Adams' best work lies in the Dirk Gently novels.
Neal Stephenson is a proper geek author though.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:22, closed)

All
smug self-satisfied nerdy shite
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:29, closed)

ditto Iain M Banks
Nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:27, closed)

Except for "Raw Spirit"
(The one he wrote about whiskey) that was a goodun.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 3:29, closed)

what the fuck do you mean 'over rated'
that you're some sort of bellwether for how the whole of humanity should think, and if millions don't happen to agree with whatever thought is crawling around that excuse for a brain, undoubtedly a product of syphilitic retards and generations of circus freaks, then you and only you can be right?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:47, closed)

^ This

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 17:05, closed)

^ This squared
The arrogance of taking your view of something as subjective as literature as gospel, and slagging off those who don't agree with you with a bunch of stereotypical ad hominem attacks, is breathtaking.

Everyone knows that since I like Terry Pratchett's stuff, therefore, by definition it is great. And Iain M Banks too, so there.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 21:33, closed)

Either you or I
have a drastically wrong idea about Iron Maiden.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:12, closed)

Either you or I
have a drastically wrong idea about everything
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:51, closed)

I concur
The man's books are Dan Brown for the 'Spaced' set.

Cunt
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:22, closed)

did he touch you up, Monty?
Is that the reason for the bile flavoured rage?
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:46, closed)

Turned him down, more likely.

( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:05, closed)

Standards of villainy have fallen
Once upon a time you had to set up a string of death and labour camps or murder anyone with glasses to be a villain. Now all you have to do is write books that are loved by a decent chunk of people. Pick up your game Satan!
(ElGranto, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 4:19, closed)

What
is lolwaki?
(meat2veg hello!, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 15:32, closed)

lol i'm so wacky lol?

( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:07, closed)

Wackiness that makes you laugh out loud?
Although I don't get what's so wrong about that
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 3:49, closed)