If you're going to do THAT
Then it's your own fucking fault! The police tell you 'no diving'. It's posted ALL over the pier!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

It's still not very funny, though, is it?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

are you new here?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

WHAT?
You Smell
( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

I was being silly
I also think it is particularly horrible and ouchy...sorry Sammi
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm a member of the Old School.
I should really be making the rules.
First rule. Everyone must tell Vladimir that he smells.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

pffft
lurktastic
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

You smell.

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

*bark*
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

you smell

( Damion International - now taking orders., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

You smell.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

YES! DISCIPLES!
YES! YES! AND AGAIN, YES!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

Don't get too excited.
You smell too.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

I know.
:(
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

Smell you.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm pretty sure your odour is unpleasant
however it may just be an odour, either way, it is strong enough for me to mention it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

You're too nice ;)
afternoon.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

good afternoon.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

You smell
and your mum's a whore.

/personal touch blog
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

we'll have less of that creativity, please. Stick to the Rnuk-rules.
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

More insolence.
You shall be horsewhipped, just as soon as I've constructed a brig of some kind.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

*puts down handsaw*
S'ready.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

Sweet.
You are now GrandmaOfShoes The Carpenter. You will be in charge of building things of GREAT MAGNITUDE AND VENGEANCE.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

*builds proletarian-launcher*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

:-D
Oh no!
*checks naval employment contract for employee rights*
*realises there aren't any*
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

Good work.
You shall be my second in command. I shall call you The Number 2.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

I smell.
_you
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

How does he smell?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

However I tell him to smell.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

well come on then!
of what do you wish me to smell?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

As your number two,
may I suggest the aroma of baked on sweat and poop-poop?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

isn't that one of the ship's decks?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

not in this case,
poopy knickers.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

Damn.
I've been turned into the Baldrick of /talk.
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

like the time you had drugs in your house and the police came round?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

Weren't my drugs
Wasn't my room.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

SUE THEM, SUE THEM ALL

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

FUCKING HARRASMENT IS WHAT IT IS
FUCKING CUNTS WHY AREN'T THEY CHASING PEOPLE WHO BREAK THE LAW?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

like people who assault other people

( Damion International - now taking orders., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

One Sue to Sue Them All.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

but you do smoke the stuff, yes?
so are you now saying you don't "put 5 on it"...

oh dear
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

Wow!
Me and my homies are awed.

Come round to our yard and hang with us
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

Can I come?

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

thats a leading question..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

are you a true G with a heart of ice
who prays under street lights?
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

HAve you been laughing and blasting so long, that even your mamma thinks your mind is gone?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

Well, one could say that these apply, yes.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

Amish Paradise is far better... foo'

(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

I still don't see how that makes it HAHAHAHAHAHA material.
Are you sadistic, or just brainless?
( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

I'm going for a teensy bit from column A and a shitload from column B.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

*click*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

and your number to aim for is... 479

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:15, archived)