Fun for all the family
So what's your BMI's?

www.bbc.co.uk/health/healthy_living/your_weight/bmiimperial_index.shtml

I'm overweight apparently but not obese. Hurrah.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

BMI; baldmonkey index.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

You are morbidly obese
cargo ships could use you as ballast.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Mine's 16
but I can't put on weight easily, no matter how much junk food I eat.

/woe is me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Stop going to the toilet,
I'm sure you'll gain weight that way.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Good plan
I'll try that
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Junk food probably isn't the best for it, counter-intuitively.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Likewise. Only think is I can't put muscle on either and that sucks big time.
When I was training I was eating about 8 tuna pastas a day...Guhhh.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I put on muscle quite well
BUT, it doesn't actually show up very well... I gain weight and strength but don't appear to.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I get stronger and that's about it.
about 4 years ago before I ripped my legs and fucked my back up I weighed an extra stone. Slowly getting back into it but stretching out again to former glory is fucking uber painful.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

I like exercise pain...
but I damaged my foot at kendo on thursday as I wasn't warmed up so I'm going to take a week off.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

most of the time, i'm mild-mannered and normal size
but if i get angry...
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

I had that problem as a youngster.
Eat an extra meal a day. Really, it works. Not shit food, just another normal meal.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I'm obese.
*eats more pie and cake*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

I'm not,
IN YOUR FACE!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

*shrugs*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

oh no you didn't, here come the bores telling us all about how bmi is all rubbish
i can feel the thundering push of keyboards :((((
( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

kol;./l. iksdz9tr8um dre4 mr4de8imk rd
I just mashed my keyboard with my fists in anger and disgust.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

21.5

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Congratulations
you are in the healthy weight range.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I'm still fat though.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Alot.
I think i'm the same. Overweight, but not obese.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

19.54
*flexes*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Your not supposed to write your IQ in here

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

If my IQ was a BMI number I'd have a Mykey brain.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

23.1
Bosh! Healthy.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

23.89
But I am eating buttery crumpets to put that right.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

6ft 3" @ 15st = 25.60
Officially obese. :-(
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I think that bmi goes a bit wierd after 5ft 10 ish

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

*wabbles your belly*
Thing is though, say if you're 5"11 built like a brick shit house, full of muscle, would that mean you're obese? I think BMI is a load of BS.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

all tall people are obese
the bmi system was invented by a shortarse who hated the lot of you
( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

BMI = Bloody Massive Idiots

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

overweight, not obese. thicko.
read it properly
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

I usually obsess about this kind of thing, but I don't care today.
I want to go home:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

23
No matter how much or little I eat. Mostly, "much".
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

BMI = Load of shite

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I'm sure it really stands for
body mass index or something
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

12.5 stone for 6'
BMI is rubbish because it assumes average muscle size, but I'm quite muscular under my skinny appearance.

23.77
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/lolhello.htm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

cheer up mate,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

I scrolled to the bottom hoping there would be a lol

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

i'm going now, could you bookmark all the really good threads for me so i can read them when i get home, cheers

( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

Why would I look at that when I could be using the time to shove more pies down my hole?

( Comma, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

22.2
I've been the same weight since I was twenty despite my best efforts, I never put on any weight.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)