unless it's onion marmalade,
which is a power of awesome.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Works well with brie.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

and remember toes make a great dip idea.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Especially with super strong mature chedder
on crusty bread
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Everyone is suggesting cheese.
I like this outcome.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

this out
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I've gone off cheese lately.
I don't know why and it's quite upsetting.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Are you accidently vegan?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

No. I used to be though, but I like eating fishies and moo cows too much.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

PREGGERS

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Not a chance. I don't have sex, me.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

I have an onion and chilli marmalade that, when added to cheddar on toast, makes me weep with joy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I swear when I first read that it said "willy weep with joy"
Did you amendit?
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

HA HA
No, you can keep your perverted heterosexual fantasies to yourself.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Consentual heterosexual sex in the missionary possition?
Eww, pervert.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

fuck that
with chicken liver pate. or a lovely bit of foie gras. You can shove your mature cheddar.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

*French accent* Have you ever seen someone make fois gras? That is how I make love to my women. */french accent*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

you lock them in a shed and force-feed them grain until their liver explodes?
sweeeet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Eet iz a behutiful mehtafor, ez it noht?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)