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I just booked a holiday!
What kind of holidays do you like?

Active? Beachy? Lazy? Historical? Sexual?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
Where did you go for in the end?
I like a lazy beachy one. with lots of books.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
I'm going to stay here
www.holidaylettings.co.uk/rentals/marazion/87651

It's in Marazion in Cornwall
maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=marazion+cornwall&sll=50.120413,-5.475955&sspn=0.013758,0.033174&ie=UTF8&ll=50.12498,-5.47411&spn=0.055027,0.132694&t=h&z=13&iwloc=A

I hope it'll be lovely. I decided to stump up and extra £40 for our own cottage in the end, i hope it's the right decision.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Looks very pretty with nice views

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Marazion is lovely.
You'll really enjoy it, and it is the perfect post-essay retreat,
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
You've been there?
I hope it's good. Az says it's pretty lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
Aye, it's really small but very lovely.
Plus you will be quite near to Penzance, St Ives and a few other places too :)

St Michaels Mount is well worth a visit if you get chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
Well we're there for a week so I'm certainly planning a visit.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
I'll second the St Michael's Mount endorsement.
Also, see if the Minnack theatre has anything on while you are there.

Curiosity will get the better of you, but brace yourself for Lands End.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
I really like Holidaying in Cornwall (If you could guarantee the weather)
It has just about everything, Big beaches, plenty of surfing, lots to do inland etc.
A few years ago my GF and I spent 2 weeks in the pissing rain, vowed never to go back again.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
I'm off to Cornwall.
I bloody hope it's sunny but if it isn't it'll be jumpers and walking on the beach and nice pubs and that I guess, still pretty lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Are either of you going to be driving?
*gets out WW's Big Book Of Awesome Cornish Pubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
No but we're going to take bikes.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
*gets out slightly smaller book*
Actually, there is a very good rail service so you should be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
Hee hee.
Railway pub crawl!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

Da Swinehoonts have been seen around your window. Better pull down Da
Shades when you rub Da Baboon with Da Lamb Chop.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
Me and my friends are thinking of going on one.
It will need to be cheap and drunk, that is all.
Sexual would be good too though.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
We're thinking Poland at the moment.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
:(

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
I dislike holidays normally though
but that's because I usually have to go with the family, not been on one for a few years because of this.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
How about Butlins in Skegness?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
We wanna go abroad

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
If you go to Poland the locals will beat you up and rob you blind
in Krakow, a lot of restaurants will not accept English people
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
Lazy historical

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
Is that because you are lazy and old?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
Where did you go for?
My dream holiday at the moment is lying on a beach with a book I've chosen to read, a drink, some music and good company. And sex. I am so looking forward to graduating.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Sounds good to me.
See above for where I'm going, whaddaya think?

Not in foreign but still nice, silly Az doesn't have a passport.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
Looks lovely. I am a dyed in the wool beach bum so coastal holidays are what it's all about.
We're going to Ibiza for a week of girly partying and I want to go away somewhere else too.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
Oooh ohh ohh.
I've just mentioned Heidegger in my essay.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
Cool... in what context?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
All of the above.
I like water skiing on the beach on a lilo while taking in the historic buildings and receiving a blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
WINNAR

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
A bit of everything.
Not so keen on beaches, mind, as I can only get a Spen Valley tan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
Climbing.
My girlfriend hates climbing holidays. This causes problems.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
she'll get over it

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
I like palm trees, white sand and crystal clear waters
anywhere except Blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
I fucking hate blackpool.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
Nuke it from orbit.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
This may change your mind.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/8049362.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
It's not
quite as ridiculous a notion as turning Barnsley into a Tuscan village, but it's going that way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
That is fucking brilliant.
'otpot!

Oui!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
So you'll be cancelling Cornwall and going to Blackpool then?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
I've been to an extraordinary black beach before.
Well, it seems extraordinary if you don't live anywhere near an active volcano.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
I like black beaches but the sand gets so hot.
The dead sea is the weirdest beach I've ever been to.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
All of the above.
I get bored if I laze about on the beach too much, but I like to relax too.

Cornwall or Cyprus for me. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
I've never been to cyprus.
I've been to greece though, it's lovely there.

*starts war with you*
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
SEXY FIGHTING TIEM.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
Wicca.
I might need your help, I've been looking everywhere for a gorgeous 50s or 50s style sailor dress.

Perhaps something like this www.pinupgirlclothing.com/pinup-couture-sailor-swing-dress.html

But all the nice ones are in America, do you have any ace shopping secrets for lovely dresses here?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
Have you tried..
www.vivienofholloway.com/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
Ooooh thank you.
They're lovely, no sailor ones that I can see but very very nice.

I quite like this one www.fairygothmother.co.uk/cf-anchor.htm but it's not quite the sailor look I'd like plus it's black for a summer wedding... I wish they made it in navy.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
I have gazzed you a couple of links...
including a VERY useful website.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
Thank you!
I've found the perfect dress now but they don't have it in my size :(

I've just emailed them to see if they're going to get more stock in before July which is when my brother's wedding is.

*fingers crossed*

Thanks again Wicca.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
Can I be in the cool girls dress GAZ club?
I need dresses for balls and graduation and leaving parties and the high street is leaving me cold.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
This
Although I have never been to Cornwall or Cyprus.

I really need a nice beachy holiday, haven't been on one in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
I'm going to Worgate

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
they don't call it phwoargate

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
no no no, you're meant to say "Worgate? where's that?"
then I say "at the end o' wor path"

then we roll around laughing for half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
I don't have a path

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
you ruin everything

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
I just want to go back to Australia, basically.
You can do everything there.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
Can you drink decent Guinness?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
meat holiday

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
All of the above.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
Family
anywhere away from it all with my husband and children is good by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
I want to go back to Florida.
And I wouldn't mind going to Santorini.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
Also, I love going on city breaks too
Different kind of relaxing to beaches though!
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
I'm looking forward to Scarborough in 6 weeks.
My ideal holiday would be a combination of places to go and see things (museums and the like) and parks/forests/beaches for walks and relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
i dunno, i just like being somewhere different
i like learning new languages, but i haven't done that for a while
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
Beachy and eaty

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
jewISH

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:58, archived)