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In the time it took me to post last I've made it from OFFICE ONE to OFFICE TWO at a completely new location.
Who'd like to play on this OFFLINE truth, thus turning it in to hillarious INTERNET FACT?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
Office One is a McDonalds drive-thru on a seedy industrial estate
Office Two is a Brewsters restaurant where you dress up as the bear and amuse kids whilst they eat their reheated frozen meals.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
I can't deny internet truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
don't forget about BALDOLE

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
I KNEW IT
JMG is Brewster Bear
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Employed, motherless and liberally covered in hair
it's the only plausible truth
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
some kid burnt his... Oh, wrong bear

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
PteryFATctyl
a lizard that should have been able to fly, but played too much WoW
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
I'm in a good mood.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
Excellent news!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
I'm in the mooooooood for dancin
I feel like dancin
OoooOo I'm givin it all tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
oh... urm well
if you're asking I guess I could get out my flares.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
Distress flares
trousers that burst into multicoloured light when you take them off in front of a Lady.

IN REAL LIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
Social Welfare office to sign on, and post office to pick up the dole money?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Are those the names you give to your Mum's basement and the downstairs toilet?
LOLMUMDOLEBALD
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Your bald mum claims the dole repetetively
while you live in a pool of your own vomit in Les Dennis's back yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
You moved from the slightly semen stained wheely chair (with one wheel missing) next to your PC in the bedroom
to the mystical lands of JMGland where you are King and all your subjects bow down before you and offer you a free go on a variety of lovely ladies, some of whom have staples in their cleavage. JMGland is located under the duvet covers in your bedroom but it's a completely new location. Thank god the X-Box controllers are wireless.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
one Dole Office to another Dole Office. PLAYING THE SYSTEM!!
JMG IS A BENEFIT CHEAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
Offline, I was confided in an online problem!
Get this. Hotmail has been blocking emails from some hospitals, which they flag as 'nuisance emailers', thus meaning the hospitals are unable to send emails to people to update them on their relatives conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
I'd wondered about that.
I tried emailing my friend's hotmail yesterday and it bounced back.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
But I managed to email two other hotmail addresses fine.
Hmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
How strange
It's blocking the hospital's IP address completely, so no hotmail accounts can receive the emails.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
I only got one bounce back to me.
That was a .co.uk one, the others were .com
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
I like Hotmail
I enjoy the unpredictability of its spam filter. Will it filter the email from work or will it let it through? I just never know! Oh the excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
Serves people right for using shitty hotmail.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
(this is my unofficial opinion on the matter)

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
I am posting this in the subject line while I sit here
and now I'm sitting over here typing in the message box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
Me....................to...............................forth
..............too, I like.......jump back and
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
JMG JMG JMG JMG JMG JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)