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Well isn't the ignore option great?
feel free to carry on with previous conversation, just minus the gay porn links. I believe cheese and fruit featured heavily.

And feel free to make any jokes (or non jokes I suppose) about using ignore on me. Whatever makes you happy.

As for a non-food related topic, anyone festivalling this summer?
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
Yes, I'm fucking your dad's throat.
^This is amusing because he can't see me.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
Can hardly avoid the Edinburgh Festival,
without making an extraordinary special effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
Probably my favourite festival ever.
Are you lucky enough to live in Edinburgh perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
It's not luck,
it's skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
Haha
good on ya :-)
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
how can we discuss cheese when you have that sig?
*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
caerphilly

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
Caerphilly no longer hosts the cheese festival y'know.
Moved to Cardiff as of this year, it was held in the castle. ummm yeah....
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
ha ha! you're on form tonight!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
edam well should.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
He's right though
Cheddar rarely contributes anything to flavour apart from saltiness. It's a very bland cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
I don't know what cheddar you've been eating.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
Regular mature Cheddar
It sets the benchmark of blandness for cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
I'm not sure what you mean by "regular" in this context.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
You must have a very poor cheese-monger

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Today I have been mostly eating Shropshire Blue
I don't normally buy it as it's blue and orange which I generally think of as wrong in food.

But it was yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
It is a very fine cheese indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
I'm meant to be going Download next month, but not really feeling it.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
Glasto and Leeds
Leeds more cause Mrs Ostrich is going, and I enjoy the atmosphere, if not all the music. Download looks pretty good, how comes you're not feeling it? Faith No More should be a good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
Not sure, usually excited by now. Will probably perk up in the next few weeks.
Was going to go to Reading this year as I haven't been since 2006 but bar AFI and Eagles of Death Metal, there's no-one on the lineup I really want to see so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
Yeah
I'm looking forward to radiohead cause of their reputation, and AFI and EODM should be good too, but generally I'm there to chill with a few beers and enjoy some time with the lady. I also enjoy the excuse to see some music I'd not normally be listening to.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Best way to spend a festival!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
I'm only going to DaveFest 2009. I basically sit in my garden and drink. Should be great.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
Are other Daves invited?
I'm not a Dave myself, just wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
Everybody knows a Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
If you bring the beer
count yourself in

/FF
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
I'm not sure if this Reggie Perrin thing with Martin Clunes is funny or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
I thought it was,
although the laughter track in The Flintstones was more convincing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
That's my problem.
The laughter track is very off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
I love it, but I love Martin Clunes

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
I find the lady who is head of lubricants and balms very easy on the eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
Martin Clunes normally, yes.
Reggie Perrin update? No.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
I'm too young for the original.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
As am I
I just know when something isn't funny. Would you like to see my workings out?
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
Hello stranger
Long time no see. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
I saw this and had to post
"Comedy" like that makes my blood boil. Otherwise I am not bad, you?
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
Very well thanks.
Thankfully I own all series of the original Reggie on DVD and have no need to watch the new abomination.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
I'm going to Copredy! YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
Did you mean: cropredy Top 2 results shown

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
yes. *sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
ATP!
YEAH! Tennis jokes etc...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
My brother went there
when it was curated by the Mars Volta. Good fun I hear!
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
I went to that one.
It was in Sussex if I remember rightly. I got to see the Locust for the first time o_O, and the Cinematic Orchestra who were awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
I am setting up my own festival.
It will mostly be me in my beach hut with sandy sandwiches, trashy literature and my favourite music.

You're all invited.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
ooh, where is the beach hut
other than 'the beach' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
That sounds very much like DaveFest 2009, albeit more Franfesty.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
All?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
so yet again you insist on yourself?
after a week off i don't care, fuck ff off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
oh mongy I was enjoying forum banter

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
If I have the money, I shall be attending a top secret festival-like event in Manchester.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Probably
www.godivafestival.co.uk/

Hello. I've been to the pub and missed the online cuntitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:58, archived)