It really is a shame that there's absolutely nobody else in the party.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Like PISTON BROKE'S birthday bash

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

or no other party with a chance of winning

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Now that's just loser talk.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

What they need is a darkie
it worked over there.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Yes, KEITH VAZ TO THE RESCUE!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Then Cameron would have to find some mental Tory bitch who went out shooting things

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Boris Johnson.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Boris Johnson in a Honda Accord
with a boot full of dead junkies.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

why's that then?
I'll be voting Lib Dem again in any case.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Aye, me too.
*waits for someone to tell her why that's a bad idea*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

my gran tells me it's a wasted vote,
because, it seems, if the party you voted for doesn't win, you might as well not have bothered.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

With attitudes like that going around
no bloody wonder they've got no chance.

No disrespect to your gran there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Fuck that
I'd kick her gran up the cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yeah, but I'm MUCH nicer than you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

So you say
but I bet you've thought about kicking her gran right up the cunt.

Right up it.

So your big toe goes right in and her old, leathery clit flaps against your ankles.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I hadn't up until then, you foul wanker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

you're imagining your big toe is wet now arent you ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm going to turn you inside out and use you as a poo bag, you rotter.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Tactical voting
if you live in a safe seat where one side has no chance, vote Lib Dem.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Probably becuase it's a bit pointless
That said, I've voted Lib Dem twice, and both times that constituency ended up with a Lib Dem MP.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Lib Dem is far more likely to win here than the tories.
It's pretty close between them and labour every time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

It's all going Lib Dem
in North Somerset. The Nu-Torys can all fuck off.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

I find the complete lack of action
by Nick Clegg (indeed his complete lack of anything) to be the most frustrating thing. The Lib Dems were virtually untouched by this and they really haven't capitalised on it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

I reckon what this country really needs is a government that doesn't do anything.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I think what this country needs
is a government who all drive Honda Accords and have crazy ninja skillz.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

If only in 2001 someone had driven a Honda Accord into the mountains in Afghanistan
We would've avoided these years of pointless wars. Bin Laden would've surrended right there and then.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

We need Jesse Ventura.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

In the current circumstances the smaller parties have he strongest chance in decades.
Basically the relative dominance of the various parties (known as political cleavage, lolfact fans) only undergoes serious upheaval during times of prolonged national crisis.
You've got one, ergo the various small parties are all in with a chance of serious growth.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

oh yeah they'll grow no doubt,
but they still won't win. We'll get the Tories again, I think that's pretty much a foregone conclusion. I must make clear I'm not using any of this as an excuse to vote or not vote one way or another.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Or a Labour/Lib Dem coalition.
That way ye'd finally get PRSTV.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

If we got a government split exactly three ways,
that would be interesting.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

A parliament or a government?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

both

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

That wouldn't happen outside a world war.
Labour and Tories would both try to exclude each other, and the Lib Dems would get more of their legislation passed by making a deal with either.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

The hissy flappy fights'd get even worse.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:56, archived)