Seventh Front Page, fuckers
How shall I celebrate?
(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

By being an attention whore, no doubt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

ME!

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

I'm just to going to leave this here an wait
www.b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post430299
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

His sister is pissed off with him, for some reason.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

'Have you spoke to mum recently?'
'No I haven't. Cheers'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

Sorry, Hair Pot's sister.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Have I missed some kind of drama?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

pfft

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Wait, what, Friz loves the attention now?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Kill yourself

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

Second!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Execution!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

Hello JMG,
Have you considered cricket yet? You should check your FB group etc...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I have POSTED on my FAN CLUB PAGE on the internet.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

Morning. We were talking about the football yesterday, I commented that Alan Shearer looks
like a Wii Mii, or an XBox Avatar.

I was right.
( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Bloody hell, you're right
he looks just like one!

Now put a wii mii up for comparison.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I don't have a Wii :(

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I've had a wee.

( jenpots, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I hope you washed your hands.

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

no

( jenpots, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Duff clearly has some sort of congenital deformity

( WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Which means mine has disappeared.
Ah well...
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

Yours was pretty shit though

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Forum banter, etc

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

No it wasn't. IT WAS FUCKING ART YOU CUNT!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

:D

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

go for a walk.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

I've walked two miles today already!

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

fridge, desk. fridge, desk

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Hahaha

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

hahaha, that's really good
not that i've bothered to look at it, but well done, or not, i don't give a fuck
( mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Have a barbecue.
( C, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Write a song about it
or something
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Furiously wanking into a sock

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Rape a housemate

( moohalaa, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

suicide

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

By inventing a unique piece of contemporary dance.
Thats how I celebrate.
( FoldsFive, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

No you don't, you touch up stoats you dirty bugger.

( Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Thats only been the theme of nine of my contemporary dance pieces, you fuck.

( FoldsFive, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

It's quite good this one.
Well done.
( WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

Explode

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

And they say in-jokes are never front paged.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 25 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I don't get it.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Something to do with Oscar Wilde
and Twitter.
Stephen Fry would fucking lap it up, the big gay man.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:26, archived)