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Carrying on the wrong crush thread up here:
Heston Blumenthal
Gordon Ramsay
Alain De Botton
Gavin Essler
Sebastein Chabal
Guy Garvey
Charlie Brooker
Bono*

I personally don’t find these wrong crushes but some people do.

*Apart from this one. That IS a wrong crush

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Chabal
 Winnett
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
Nothing wrong with fancing Sebastian Winnett the famous artist
he's very attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
I hear he has his own wikipedia page
And everything
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
On no account should anyone vandalize it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Wikipedia vandalism is really funny and very original.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
Rob nawty stepped me for it once:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
I'm not surprised
It wasn't even funny when people first starting doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
Give me some fucking credit, Michael.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
He's a prime male!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Parminder Nagra
Julia Stiles
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
Neither are wrong crushes,
maybe Parminder if you're a massive racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
I wouldn't have said that Gordon Ramsey, or Seabass were either...
but it's all about taste I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
Sebastien Chabal, oh my god yes
Charlie Brooker WOULD get it, as long as he didn't do comedy wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
Shagging Chabal would be a fairly neolithic experience.
I'm sure he is actually a caveman.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
He's pretty much my ideal man.
That's how I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
I know....
*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
I bet you daydream about me.
(oh, and where IS that lyric from?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Of course I do, Gorgeous.
My sig? It's Ballroom Blitz.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
and 'hey ladies' samples it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
*cowbells*

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
Ah, yes, brilliant.
Had been bugging me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
I bet he does jazz hands when he comes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
Jizz hands surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
I bet Ramsay's pillow talk would be incredible

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
It'd be filth and food.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Isn't that the idea of good pillow talk?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
'Oh darling, you fucking remind me of a corn on the cunting cob'

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Maximinimus - 2005 Graduate of the Hollyoaks school of pillow talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
I didn't say it'd be bad, did I?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
No, I was geniunely asking...

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
He can butter my crumpets any time he likes.
And by 'butter my crumpets' I mean [something about breasts and spunk].
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
I say *monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
Do you reckon his wife/bit on the side regularly says "Oh Gordon, talk cleanly to me while we do it"

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Haha yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
Do you reckon afterwards he would shout:
Sex....
DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
I think he would
Before cleaning himself on the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Katey Perry
I fancy her lots. But she isn't a wrong crush. It's a right crush.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
until you realise she's a dead ringer for Roger Taylor in the 'I Want To Break Free' video...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
o_O
Thanks for ruining that for me, you RUINER.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
*drum solos*

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
She's so vacant, though.
Pretty, but there's a lot of space in that head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
I want to bounce my horrific errection off her forehead and get arrested for assault

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Nah, too vacant looking for me. Bit lobotomised.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
She's got lovely pies

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
So does Greggs

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Heston Blumenthal - GONZO !
Gordon Ramsay - GONZO !
Alain De Botton - GONZO !
Gavin Essler - GONZO !
Sebastein Chabal - GONZO !
Guy Garvey - GONZO !
Charlie Brooker - GONZO !
Bono*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
TAG FAIL
=(((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:25, archived)