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What's the oddest thing you've seen during the last week? (offline)

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
90nz0

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
harsh

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
but totally true and fair.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
4 Deloreans driving in front of me in a convoy,
and not one of them was doing 88mph
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
I read that as 'Dom Deluise'

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
That's actually a joke by the producers of the film.
The idea is that faster than light travel is "impossible" and the top speed of a DeLorean was 85, so to go 88 miles per hour was "impossible".

/bored blog, and I've still never watched those films all the way through, they're shit.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Are you sure it wasnt just 88mph
so that it lit up all 7 segs of the LED 7 seg display ?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
Wikipedia is my source.
Implicit in all time travel is the ability to exceed the speed of light, c. 88mph (142 km/h) is a trifling fraction of this value, though of course the Flux Capacitor plays a significant part in this achievement. However, 88mph is not a spurious figure - it is in fact a subtle joke on the part of the movie making team. The DMC-12's speedometer is calibrated to a speed of 85 mph, thus rendering the speed of 88mph, impossible. This is supported by the view of the instrument panel viewers have when Marty first breaks the 'time barrier' at the opening of the first film.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
It had a GM speedo that only went to 85, yep
well, the very early ones did. But that's irrelevant as the car was significantly faster than that. If it's a joke, it's a fucking rubbish one. I suggest that wikipedia has been merked, there.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
my bike's speedo goes up to 120.
That's fucking hopeful.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
That's what's commonly known as "urban bullshit"
but I'm surprised you've fallen for it.

Top speed of a standard European DeLorean was 130. Even the emissions-reg US one with the detuned engine would do about 110.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
I dont know, probably something racist.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
New bathroom mirror?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
Amorous Badger looking at 90nz0

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
Two men in lederhosen
fighting with plastic swords in the middle of the streets.

This was in Munich, but even so....
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
That's how World War I was really started.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Noel Fielding, just outside my office, at lunchtime
I'd describe him as "odd"
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
I'd describe him as SEXY.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
you spelled shit wrong.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
to be fair, he is good in the IT crowd,

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
I thought I fancied him.
Turned out I was wrong.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
what happened?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
My eyes started working again.
Nah, he was one of those 'Hmm, do I fancy him?' and then it turned out I didn't. In fairness though, my list includes Guy Garvey, Gene Hunt and Sebastien Chabal, so he's not really going to be my type.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
you could wake up next to him and borrow a pair of his shoes though
maybe a fancy shirt.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
Remember who you're talking to?
I can't wear shirts because they don't do up over my norks. And as for borrowing his shoes?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
ohhh I see the problem here.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
You spelt red rocket wrong.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
i fancy you.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
Let's run away

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
i am bringing my Magpie cat and all my duvets and tea.
so long as they fit in the polo, anyway.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
and can we kidnap spangolin?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Deal.
I want to go to legoland first.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
can't we take her there too?
i spose we might lost her inside a block :(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I'd finally have a house my own size!

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

e a
Chabal Winnett.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
How fucking dare you?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Because I'm in love with you and jealous.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
She actually looked at him and realised he's a rather unattractive man.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I think he's quite yummy
Nice hair, good-looking (even with that nose)...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
You wouldn't think that if he wasn't famous.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
ah, I forgot you know me SO WELL.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
yeah i don't fancy people i have never met or seen on screen/in print.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
unattractive lookers can still charm the pants off.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
so i hear.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
off what?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
OFF MY FACE.
*wears pants on head*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
I get that impression.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
Nothing ridiculously odd really.
My niece and I spent most of yesterday replacing words in 'Sex on Fire' by The Kings of Leon with other words. My personal favourite was 'Wooooooooahh, my legs are on fire'.

Blue Star - contributing nothing of interest to the internet since 1996
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
Don't knock yourself, it was more interesting than
a lot of things that get posted here.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
Ta

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
I see something odd everyday.
2 weeks ago I saw two trannies having a 'fight' and one of them ripped off the other guys wig and jumped up and down on it and the other guy picked it up and put it back on.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
Also walking along the street in Amsterdam where I saw 10 Delboys. I then realised I was dressed as the 11th Delboy.
I was so stoned. Facebook pics back this up.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
haha
I've just had a look, those photos are classic :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
;)

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I'm tempted to 'friend' you, just to see them.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
yeah good excuse, you just want to flirt with me on my wall like the others!
Actually i think my facebook is open, have a look, link in my profile I think.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
I live in Milton Keynes
people think it's weird, it's not.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
from what little I've seen of it,
it's really rather dull.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
I like it,
and I will defend it to the death.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
I like it a lot,
You have to spend a lot of time there to know it's not actually dull.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
My sister lived there for a bit
she describes it as a great place to bring up young kids but a shit place to live in if you are 17-30.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
I suppose to LIVE it would be shit for those ages,
but to go to regularly it's great.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
^this

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
the only interesting thing about it
is that they had to make a series of rather fanciful advertisements for it during the 1980s to convince people to go and live there.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
Cliff Richard recorded a music video there,

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I say we nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
They need some more up to date adverts to fill the new blocks of flats down avebury boulevard
*just done some work in MK blog*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
My contract manager dancing about the carpark
Turns out he was just avoiding a wasp
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
...or so he tells you.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
Sebastian Winnett

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
As in Sebastian Winnett who's Wormulus on B3ta?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
that's the one

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
this fella?
Sebastian Winnett
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
he must like me, he copied the css from my profile

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Eddache looking at Amorous Badger looking at G0nz0

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
all with their hands in their pants

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
the daisy chain of pain.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
worst. circle jerk. ever.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
You naked.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
pics or gtfo

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
Why would I take a picture of that?
and why would you need one? you know what you look like naked.

The first question mark is not necessary.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)