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If your mum's mum was to start up a place of education would it be a Grandma School?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
oh, I get it.
No, but it would if my dad's mum did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
No,
It would be a zombie school of the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
*wooshing noise*

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
hehe this

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
me three

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
Well done Badge, you've alienated the yoof of today.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
And they say exams aren't getting easier.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, MAN

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
That's because the examiners are getting harder.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
So am I
AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGNNNN

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
It'd be a school run by a cloud of dust.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
Harry Potter and the Cloud of Dust

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
*coughs*
Nanna, go in the other room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
WOW!
magic nana!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
MAGIC AND DEAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
but mostly MAGIC!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
She was the incredible shrinking woman at the end.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
TRAGIC MAGIC
Coming soon this summer. Rated PG.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
There won't be a dry eye in the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
oh you wanted to see more of me in my battle dress...
here are two pictures:

here I have scored a point and there is a red flag in the air signifying this

here I am fighting my first opponent of the day
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
Very nice, young man.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
Consider this a warning
*raises spade*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
RACIST!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
I could just be playing poker.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
An ambulance! Don't just stand around punning, this is a serious occupational accident. He could die.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
is that from FF's joke-spoiling site?
that place is a work of genius.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
no I thought of it this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
it is on there, but not worded exactly that way

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
in fact, why not go there right now!
killingthejoke.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
Ta :) I've been sadly neglecting it due to being stupidly busy.
This will have to be rectified later today.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
Me too.
for shame.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
Paul and CHB are still flying the flag though.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
i'm doing my best!
i've been ill though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
A black man and a white man were standing next to each other in the urinals.
The white man couldn't help but notice the black man's penis. He commented on it's size to which the black man replied, "Yes it is quite average really. The myth than black men have larger penises is a popular one but completely untrue". The men then went their separate ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
sort it, doubleF and doubleR.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
NEW JOKE ADDED!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
Pfft nice.
Parrots eat them all/Not financially viable.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
thanks, you inspired the new joke

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
what about it?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
if [insert b3tan name] started one...
it'd be a coll-eijit!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
Zombie Irish Granny.
HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
Yes please

(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
No, but if she started imagining she could see her dead husband before her
she'd be having delusions of Grandda'
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Oh that's top internet right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
wasn't that somebody's sig?
in fact, wasn't it your sig?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
it's that brave little poppets sir sand goblins
:(((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
ah yes
terrible business that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
You're accusing me of all sorts today.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
that's true
sorry

i also think that you were the second gunman
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
Don't be silly
I was busy being 7th Earl of Lucan at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
That's 12 minutes for me to get that
Fucking hell I'm a sorry excuse for a human being
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
Is it something to do with teaching old dogs news tricks, I still don't understant

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
I think it's to do with William Hague

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
If Long John Silver started a school.
It would be a Pirate School.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
then... right...
if he walked the plank... he'd be in a school of fish!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Yes Yar
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
That's some quality hummus.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
If a Compsognathus started a school for gifted orphans would it be a Compy pensive School?

gifted orphan herbivores only, no T-rex, no gays
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
No, it would be a bloody miracle
Considering she's been dead for nearly 40 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)